I would like to suspend all disbelief
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You aren't planning to eat or drink after 6 PM are you? Because you only gain weight if you eat at night.0
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With TOM approaching, all bets are off! Have the wine, just to keep your sanity, I know I will0
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I'll continue to attest to the efficacy of the Haribo Sugarless Gummy Bear Cleanse. Guaranteed you'll lose a lb an hour on this delicious and vastly superior cleanse.
Exorcise all dem toxinz. You know you wanna...0 -
Don't be so silly! unicorn horn ground up and cooked at 81° for precisely 81 seconds stirred anticlockwise 81 times by a 81cm tall leprechaun is her only hope at losing 8lbs an hour.... duh!
But yeah it would be nice to believe there was a miracle like lemon water, teas, pixies and wacky mojo to weight management. But then you wouldn't feel like you'd achieved so much! And that feeling is worth it.
Take a evening off if it's all getting too frustrating have a your fav meal or a glass of wine kick back and chill at the party.
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kickassbarbie wrote: »
Don't be so silly! unicorn horn ground up and cooked at 81° for precisely 81 seconds stirred anticlockwise 81 times by a 81cm tall leprechaun is her only hope at losing 8lbs an hour.... duh!
But yeah it would be nice to believe there was a miracle like lemon water, teas, pixies and wacky mojo to weight management. But then you wouldn't feel like you'd achieved so much! And that feeling is worth it.
Take a evening off if it's all getting too frustrating have a your fav meal or a glass of wine kick back and chill at the party.
I believe you are correct Because . . . feelings and unicorns are toxinz free.0 -
snickerscharlie wrote: »I'll continue to attest to the efficacy of the Haribo Sugarless Gummy Bear Cleanse. Guaranteed you'll lose a lb an hour on this delicious and vastly superior cleanse.
1.5 lbs an hour if you only eat the red ones!0 -
I eat the red ones last.
I munch them s-l-o-w-l-y.
Oh wait - wrong cleanse.
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If you are anything like me, if you drink plenty of wine you will spend the next twenty four hours in close proximity of the toilet - voila cleanse.
Since I hit the menopause losing any weight is hard work so I sometimes wish the woo woo was true. My younger work colleague was saying she lost a lot of weight last year taking some tablets, ignoring the fact that she wasn't eating because she had broke up with her boyfriend.0 -
You can eat/drink whatever you want tonight, you just need to have some grapefruit and eggs for breakfast tomorrow. Followed by a lunch of 6-12 pounds of Pineapple. That's a magical Highly Scientific food combination that will activate your digestive enzymes and kick start your metabolism to astronomical heights. I heard about it on Facebook. It's called the volcano diet, you should look it up on the google.
(I love all of you.)0 -
It's why I drink Biosteel. That and because it looks so darned artificial.0
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LOL. Peeps Cleanse. I just "got" it. I'm a little slow.0
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And just buy into some dieting woo with absolute conviction
So that days like today when I am so feckin pre-menstrual and I want to eat all the foodz and I have a party to go to will not matter because I have taken my lemon water infused blueberry topped negative calorie celery gently fried in coconut oil supplement with acai
11 months down the line and 3 months into maintenance ...sheesh
Maybe it's cos I never did that peep cleanse and dem toxinz a getting me
You're too awesome to fail, ketone cleanse or not.
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