The dangers of eating Fruit Loops

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  • Azexas
    Azexas Posts: 4,334 Member
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    kami3006 wrote: »
    I wonder how many folks reading this thread are going out to buy some Froot Loops in the near future.

    I may or may not be obtaining said cereal on or after 6/15, which is payday, if that counts. :innocent:

    I just happen to be going grocery shopping after work today >:)
  • raelynnsmama52512
    raelynnsmama52512 Posts: 1,184 Member
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    Troutsy wrote: »
    kami3006 wrote: »
    I wonder how many folks reading this thread are going out to buy some Froot Loops in the near future.

    I may or may not be obtaining said cereal on or after 6/15, which is payday, if that counts. :innocent:

    I just happen to be going grocery shopping after work today >:)
    Lucky! :open_mouth:
  • Azexas
    Azexas Posts: 4,334 Member
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    Troutsy wrote: »
    kami3006 wrote: »
    I wonder how many folks reading this thread are going out to buy some Froot Loops in the near future.

    I may or may not be obtaining said cereal on or after 6/15, which is payday, if that counts. :innocent:

    I just happen to be going grocery shopping after work today >:)
    Lucky! :open_mouth:

    I'll pick up an extra box in your honor
  • try4better128
    try4better128 Posts: 61 Member
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    Hahahahahahaha if point 2 is the second strongest point, then this is ridiculous. Of COURSE corn is a GMO! People were dropping dead when it wasn't! I shan't read any farther.
  • Cryptonomnomicon
    Cryptonomnomicon Posts: 848 Member
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    We should be concerned about...

    Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO)

    Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) is a colorless and odorless chemical compound, also referred to by some as Dihydrogen Oxide, Hydrogen Hydroxide, Hydronium Hydroxide, or simply Hydric acid. Its basis is the highly reactive hydroxyl radical, a species shown to mutate DNA, denature proteins, disrupt cell membranes, and chemically alter critical neurotransmitters. The atomic components of DHMO are found in a number of caustic, explosive and poisonous compounds such as Sulfuric Acid, Nitroglycerine and Ethyl Alcohol.

    Why haven't I heard about Dihydrogen Monoxide before?

    Good question. Historically, the dangers of DHMO, for the most part, have been considered minor and manageable. While the more significant dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide are currently addressed by a number of agencies including FDA, FEMA and CDC, public awareness of the real and daily dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide is lower than some think it should be.

    Critics of government often cite the fact that many politicians and others in public office do not consider Dihydrogen Monoxide to be a "politically beneficial" cause to get behind, and so the public suffers from a lack of reliable information on just what DHMO is and why they should be concerned. Part of the blame lies with the public and society at large. Many do not take the time to understand Dihydrogen Monoxide, and what it means to their lives and the lives of their families.

    Unfortunately, the dangers of DHMO have increased as world population has increased, a fact that the raw numbers and careful research both bear out. Now more than ever, it is important to be aware of just what the dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide are and how we can all reduce the risks faced by ourselves and our families

    What are some of the dangers associated with DHMO?

    Each year, Dihydrogen Monoxide is a known causative component in many thousands of deaths and is a major contributor to millions upon millions of dollars in damage to property and the environment. Some of the known perils of Dihydrogen Monoxide are:
    • Death due to accidental inhalation of DHMO, even in small quantities.
    • Prolonged exposure to solid DHMO causes severe tissue damage.
    • Excessive ingestion produces a number of unpleasant though not typically life-threatening side-effects.
    • DHMO is a major component of acid rain.
    • Gaseous DHMO can cause severe burns.
    • Contributes to soil erosion.
    • Leads to corrosion and oxidation of many metals.
    • Contamination of electrical systems often causes short-circuits.
    • Exposure decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes.
    • Found in biopsies of pre-cancerous tumors and lesions.
    • Given to vicious dogs involved in recent deadly attacks.
    • Often associated with killer cyclones in the U.S. Midwest and elsewhere, and in hurricanes including deadly storms in Florida, New Orleans and other areas of the southeastern U.S.
    • Thermal variations in DHMO are a suspected contributor to the El Nino weather effect.

      What are some uses of Dihydrogen Monoxide?

      Despite the known dangers of DHMO, it continues to be used daily by industry, government, and even in private homes across the U.S. and worldwide. Some of the well-known uses of Dihydrogen Monoxide are:
      • as an industrial solvent and coolant, in nuclear power plants,
      • by the U.S. Navy in the propulsion systems of some older vessels,
      • by elite athletes to improve performance,
      • in the production of Styrofoam,
      • in biological and chemical weapons manufacture,
      • in the development of genetically engineering crops and animals,
      • as a spray-on fire suppressant and retardant, in so-called "family planning" or "reproductive health" clinics,
      • as a major ingredient in many home-brewed bombs,
      • as a byproduct of hydrocarbon combustion in furnaces and air conditioning compressor operation,
      • in cult rituals,
      • by the Church of Scientology on their members and their members' families (although surprisingly, many members recently have contacted DHMO.org to vehemently deny such use),
      • by both the KKK and the NAACP during rallies and marches,
      • by members of Congress who are under investigation for financial corruption and inappropriate IM behavior,
      • by the clientele at a number of bath houses in New York City and San Francisco,
      • historically, in Hitler's death camps in Nazi Germany, and in prisons in Turkey, Serbia, Croatia, Libya, Iraq and Iran,
      • in World War II prison camps in Japan, and in prisons in China, for various forms of torture,
      • during many recent religious and ethnic wars in the Middle East,
      • by many terrorist organizations including al Qaeda,
      • in community swimming pools to maintain chemical balance,
      • in day care centers, purportedly for sanitary purposes,
      • by software engineers, including those producing DICOM software and other DICOM software tools,
      • by popular computer science professors,
      • by aspiring young adult fiction writers and mental health advocates,
      • by international travel bloggers,
      • by the semi-divine King Bhumibol of Thailand and his many devoted young working girls in Bangkok,
      • by the British Chiropractic Association and the purveyors of the bogus treatments that the BCA promotes,
      • by commodities giant Trafigura in their well-publicized and widely-known toxic-waste dumping activities in Ivory Coast,
      • in animal research laboratories, and
      • in pesticide production and distribution

      What you may find surprising are some of the products and places where DHMO is used, but which for one reason or another, are not normally made part of public presentations on the dangers to the lives of our family members and friends. Among these startling uses are:
      • as an additive to food products, including jarred baby food and baby formula, and even in many soups, carbonated beverages and supposedly "all-natural" fruit juices
      • in cough medicines and other liquid pharmaceuticals,
      • in spray-on oven cleaners,
      • in shampoos, shaving creams, deodorants and numerous other bathroom products, in bathtub bubble products marketed to children,
      • as a preservative in grocery store fresh produce sections,
      • in the production of beer by all the major beer distributors,
      • in the coffee available at major coffee houses in the US and abroad,
      • in Formula One race cars, although its use is regulated by the Formula One Racing Commission, and
      • as a target of ongoing NASA planetary and stellar research.

      One of the most surprising facts recently revealed about Dihydrogen Monoxide contamination is in its use as a food and produce "decontaminant." Studies have shown that even after careful washing, food and produce that has been contaminated by DHMO remains tainted by DHMO.

      Is it true that using DHMO improves athletic performance?

      Absolutely! With the numerous allegations of amateur and professional athletes using anabolic steroids and/or blood doping to enhance performance, virtually no attention has been paid to the performance enhancing properties of Dihydrogen Monoxide. It is perhaps the sporting world's dirtiest of dirty little secrets that athletes regularly ingest large quantities of DHMO in an effort to gain a competitive edge over an opponent.

      One technique commonly used by endurance athletes in sports such as distance running and cycling is to take a large amount of DHMO immediately prior to a race. This is known within racing circles to dramatically improve performance.

      Sports-medicine physicians warn that ingesting too much Dihydrogen Monoxide can lead to complications and unwanted side-effects, but do acknowledge the link to improved performance. DHMO is not currently considered a banned substance, so post-race urine tests do not detect elevated or abnormal levels of DHMO.

      What are the symptoms of accidental Dihydrogen Monoxide overdose?
      You may not always recognize that you have been a victim of accidental DHMO overdose, so here are some signs and symptoms to look for. If you suspect Dihydrogen Monoxide overdose, or if you exhibit any of these symptoms, you should consult with your physician or medical practitioner. The data presented here is provided for informational purposes only, and should in no way be construed as medical advice of any sort.

      Watch for these symptoms:
      • Excessive sweating
      • Excessive urination
      • Bloated feeling
      • Nausea
      • Vomiting
      • Electrolyte imbalance
      • Hyponatremia (serum hypotonicity)
      • Dangerously imbalanced levels of ECF and ICF in the blood
      • Degeneration of sodium homeostasis

      A recently noted medical phenomenon involves small amounts of DHMO leaking or oozing from the corners of the eyes as a direct result of causes such as foreign particulate irritation, allergic reactions including anaphylactic shock, and sometimes severe chemical depression.

      What can I do to minimize the risks?

      Fortunately, there is much you can do to minimize your dangers due to Dihydrogen Monoxide exposure. First, use common sense. Whenever you are dealing with any product or food that you feel may be contaminated with DHMO, evaluate the relative danger to you and your family, and act accordingly. Keep in mind that in many instances, low-levels of Dihydrogen Monoxide contamination are not dangerous, and in fact, are virtually unavoidable. Remember, the responsibility for your safety and the safety of your family lies with you.

      Second, exercise caution when there is the potential for accidental inhalation or ingestion of DHMO. If you feel uncomfortable, remove yourself from a dangerous situation. Better safe than sorry.

      Third, don't panic. Although the dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide are very real, by exercising caution and common sense, you can rest assured knowing that you are doing everything possible to keep you and your family safe.

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  • raelynnsmama52512
    raelynnsmama52512 Posts: 1,184 Member
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    Troutsy wrote: »
    Troutsy wrote: »
    kami3006 wrote: »
    I wonder how many folks reading this thread are going out to buy some Froot Loops in the near future.

    I may or may not be obtaining said cereal on or after 6/15, which is payday, if that counts. :innocent:

    I just happen to be going grocery shopping after work today >:)
    Lucky! :open_mouth:

    I'll pick up an extra box in your honor

    Yay! :blush:
  • glassyo
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    kami3006 wrote: »
    glassyo wrote: »
    I want a Tony the Tiger stuffed toy. :(

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    Awwwwwwwwww thanks. :) I would cuddle the hell out of that thing if I could!

  • parys1
    parys1 Posts: 2,072 Member
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    We should be concerned about...

    Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO)

    Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) is a colorless and odorless chemical compound, also referred to by some as Dihydrogen Oxide, Hydrogen Hydroxide, Hydronium Hydroxide, or simply Hydric acid. Its basis is the highly reactive hydroxyl radical, a species shown to mutate DNA, denature proteins, disrupt cell membranes, and chemically alter critical neurotransmitters. The atomic components of DHMO are found in a number of caustic, explosive and poisonous compounds such as Sulfuric Acid, Nitroglycerine and Ethyl Alcohol.

    Why haven't I heard about Dihydrogen Monoxide before?

    Good question. Historically, the dangers of DHMO, for the most part, have been considered minor and manageable. While the more significant dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide are currently addressed by a number of agencies including FDA, FEMA and CDC, public awareness of the real and daily dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide is lower than some think it should be.

    Critics of government often cite the fact that many politicians and others in public office do not consider Dihydrogen Monoxide to be a "politically beneficial" cause to get behind, and so the public suffers from a lack of reliable information on just what DHMO is and why they should be concerned. Part of the blame lies with the public and society at large. Many do not take the time to understand Dihydrogen Monoxide, and what it means to their lives and the lives of their families.

    Unfortunately, the dangers of DHMO have increased as world population has increased, a fact that the raw numbers and careful research both bear out. Now more than ever, it is important to be aware of just what the dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide are and how we can all reduce the risks faced by ourselves and our families

    What are some of the dangers associated with DHMO?

    Each year, Dihydrogen Monoxide is a known causative component in many thousands of deaths and is a major contributor to millions upon millions of dollars in damage to property and the environment. Some of the known perils of Dihydrogen Monoxide are:
    • Death due to accidental inhalation of DHMO, even in small quantities.
    • Prolonged exposure to solid DHMO causes severe tissue damage.
    • Excessive ingestion produces a number of unpleasant though not typically life-threatening side-effects.
    • DHMO is a major component of acid rain.
    • Gaseous DHMO can cause severe burns.
    • Contributes to soil erosion.
    • Leads to corrosion and oxidation of many metals.
    • Contamination of electrical systems often causes short-circuits.
    • Exposure decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes.
    • Found in biopsies of pre-cancerous tumors and lesions.
    • Given to vicious dogs involved in recent deadly attacks.
    • Often associated with killer cyclones in the U.S. Midwest and elsewhere, and in hurricanes including deadly storms in Florida, New Orleans and other areas of the southeastern U.S.
    • Thermal variations in DHMO are a suspected contributor to the El Nino weather effect.

      What are some uses of Dihydrogen Monoxide?

      Despite the known dangers of DHMO, it continues to be used daily by industry, government, and even in private homes across the U.S. and worldwide. Some of the well-known uses of Dihydrogen Monoxide are:
      • as an industrial solvent and coolant, in nuclear power plants,
      • by the U.S. Navy in the propulsion systems of some older vessels,
      • by elite athletes to improve performance,
      • in the production of Styrofoam,
      • in biological and chemical weapons manufacture,
      • in the development of genetically engineering crops and animals,
      • as a spray-on fire suppressant and retardant, in so-called "family planning" or "reproductive health" clinics,
      • as a major ingredient in many home-brewed bombs,
      • as a byproduct of hydrocarbon combustion in furnaces and air conditioning compressor operation,
      • in cult rituals,
      • by the Church of Scientology on their members and their members' families (although surprisingly, many members recently have contacted DHMO.org to vehemently deny such use),
      • by both the KKK and the NAACP during rallies and marches,
      • by members of Congress who are under investigation for financial corruption and inappropriate IM behavior,
      • by the clientele at a number of bath houses in New York City and San Francisco,
      • historically, in Hitler's death camps in Nazi Germany, and in prisons in Turkey, Serbia, Croatia, Libya, Iraq and Iran,
      • in World War II prison camps in Japan, and in prisons in China, for various forms of torture,
      • during many recent religious and ethnic wars in the Middle East,
      • by many terrorist organizations including al Qaeda,
      • in community swimming pools to maintain chemical balance,
      • in day care centers, purportedly for sanitary purposes,
      • by software engineers, including those producing DICOM software and other DICOM software tools,
      • by popular computer science professors,
      • by aspiring young adult fiction writers and mental health advocates,
      • by international travel bloggers,
      • by the semi-divine King Bhumibol of Thailand and his many devoted young working girls in Bangkok,
      • by the British Chiropractic Association and the purveyors of the bogus treatments that the BCA promotes,
      • by commodities giant Trafigura in their well-publicized and widely-known toxic-waste dumping activities in Ivory Coast,
      • in animal research laboratories, and
      • in pesticide production and distribution

      What you may find surprising are some of the products and places where DHMO is used, but which for one reason or another, are not normally made part of public presentations on the dangers to the lives of our family members and friends. Among these startling uses are:
      • as an additive to food products, including jarred baby food and baby formula, and even in many soups, carbonated beverages and supposedly "all-natural" fruit juices
      • in cough medicines and other liquid pharmaceuticals,
      • in spray-on oven cleaners,
      • in shampoos, shaving creams, deodorants and numerous other bathroom products, in bathtub bubble products marketed to children,
      • as a preservative in grocery store fresh produce sections,
      • in the production of beer by all the major beer distributors,
      • in the coffee available at major coffee houses in the US and abroad,
      • in Formula One race cars, although its use is regulated by the Formula One Racing Commission, and
      • as a target of ongoing NASA planetary and stellar research.

      One of the most surprising facts recently revealed about Dihydrogen Monoxide contamination is in its use as a food and produce "decontaminant." Studies have shown that even after careful washing, food and produce that has been contaminated by DHMO remains tainted by DHMO.

      Is it true that using DHMO improves athletic performance?

      Absolutely! With the numerous allegations of amateur and professional athletes using anabolic steroids and/or blood doping to enhance performance, virtually no attention has been paid to the performance enhancing properties of Dihydrogen Monoxide. It is perhaps the sporting world's dirtiest of dirty little secrets that athletes regularly ingest large quantities of DHMO in an effort to gain a competitive edge over an opponent.

      One technique commonly used by endurance athletes in sports such as distance running and cycling is to take a large amount of DHMO immediately prior to a race. This is known within racing circles to dramatically improve performance.

      Sports-medicine physicians warn that ingesting too much Dihydrogen Monoxide can lead to complications and unwanted side-effects, but do acknowledge the link to improved performance. DHMO is not currently considered a banned substance, so post-race urine tests do not detect elevated or abnormal levels of DHMO.

      What are the symptoms of accidental Dihydrogen Monoxide overdose?
      You may not always recognize that you have been a victim of accidental DHMO overdose, so here are some signs and symptoms to look for. If you suspect Dihydrogen Monoxide overdose, or if you exhibit any of these symptoms, you should consult with your physician or medical practitioner. The data presented here is provided for informational purposes only, and should in no way be construed as medical advice of any sort.

      Watch for these symptoms:
      • Excessive sweating
      • Excessive urination
      • Bloated feeling
      • Nausea
      • Vomiting
      • Electrolyte imbalance
      • Hyponatremia (serum hypotonicity)
      • Dangerously imbalanced levels of ECF and ICF in the blood
      • Degeneration of sodium homeostasis

      A recently noted medical phenomenon involves small amounts of DHMO leaking or oozing from the corners of the eyes as a direct result of causes such as foreign particulate irritation, allergic reactions including anaphylactic shock, and sometimes severe chemical depression.

      What can I do to minimize the risks?

      Fortunately, there is much you can do to minimize your dangers due to Dihydrogen Monoxide exposure. First, use common sense. Whenever you are dealing with any product or food that you feel may be contaminated with DHMO, evaluate the relative danger to you and your family, and act accordingly. Keep in mind that in many instances, low-levels of Dihydrogen Monoxide contamination are not dangerous, and in fact, are virtually unavoidable. Remember, the responsibility for your safety and the safety of your family lies with you.

      Second, exercise caution when there is the potential for accidental inhalation or ingestion of DHMO. If you feel uncomfortable, remove yourself from a dangerous situation. Better safe than sorry.

      Third, don't panic. Although the dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide are very real, by exercising caution and common sense, you can rest assured knowing that you are doing everything possible to keep you and your family safe.

      qA2ZNBm.gif



    My skin shrivels if I dare touch Dihydrogen Monoxide for too long.
  • raelynnsmama52512
    raelynnsmama52512 Posts: 1,184 Member
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    We should be concerned about...

    Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO)

    Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) is a colorless and odorless chemical compound, also referred to by some as Dihydrogen Oxide, Hydrogen Hydroxide, Hydronium Hydroxide, or simply Hydric acid. Its basis is the highly reactive hydroxyl radical, a species shown to mutate DNA, denature proteins, disrupt cell membranes, and chemically alter critical neurotransmitters. The atomic components of DHMO are found in a number of caustic, explosive and poisonous compounds such as Sulfuric Acid, Nitroglycerine and Ethyl Alcohol.

    Why haven't I heard about Dihydrogen Monoxide before?

    Good question. Historically, the dangers of DHMO, for the most part, have been considered minor and manageable. While the more significant dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide are currently addressed by a number of agencies including FDA, FEMA and CDC, public awareness of the real and daily dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide is lower than some think it should be.

    Critics of government often cite the fact that many politicians and others in public office do not consider Dihydrogen Monoxide to be a "politically beneficial" cause to get behind, and so the public suffers from a lack of reliable information on just what DHMO is and why they should be concerned. Part of the blame lies with the public and society at large. Many do not take the time to understand Dihydrogen Monoxide, and what it means to their lives and the lives of their families.

    Unfortunately, the dangers of DHMO have increased as world population has increased, a fact that the raw numbers and careful research both bear out. Now more than ever, it is important to be aware of just what the dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide are and how we can all reduce the risks faced by ourselves and our families

    What are some of the dangers associated with DHMO?

    Each year, Dihydrogen Monoxide is a known causative component in many thousands of deaths and is a major contributor to millions upon millions of dollars in damage to property and the environment. Some of the known perils of Dihydrogen Monoxide are:
    • Death due to accidental inhalation of DHMO, even in small quantities.
    • Prolonged exposure to solid DHMO causes severe tissue damage.
    • Excessive ingestion produces a number of unpleasant though not typically life-threatening side-effects.
    • DHMO is a major component of acid rain.
    • Gaseous DHMO can cause severe burns.
    • Contributes to soil erosion.
    • Leads to corrosion and oxidation of many metals.
    • Contamination of electrical systems often causes short-circuits.
    • Exposure decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes.
    • Found in biopsies of pre-cancerous tumors and lesions.
    • Given to vicious dogs involved in recent deadly attacks.
    • Often associated with killer cyclones in the U.S. Midwest and elsewhere, and in hurricanes including deadly storms in Florida, New Orleans and other areas of the southeastern U.S.
    • Thermal variations in DHMO are a suspected contributor to the El Nino weather effect.

      What are some uses of Dihydrogen Monoxide?

      Despite the known dangers of DHMO, it continues to be used daily by industry, government, and even in private homes across the U.S. and worldwide. Some of the well-known uses of Dihydrogen Monoxide are:
      • as an industrial solvent and coolant, in nuclear power plants,
      • by the U.S. Navy in the propulsion systems of some older vessels,
      • by elite athletes to improve performance,
      • in the production of Styrofoam,
      • in biological and chemical weapons manufacture,
      • in the development of genetically engineering crops and animals,
      • as a spray-on fire suppressant and retardant, in so-called "family planning" or "reproductive health" clinics,
      • as a major ingredient in many home-brewed bombs,
      • as a byproduct of hydrocarbon combustion in furnaces and air conditioning compressor operation,
      • in cult rituals,
      • by the Church of Scientology on their members and their members' families (although surprisingly, many members recently have contacted DHMO.org to vehemently deny such use),
      • by both the KKK and the NAACP during rallies and marches,
      • by members of Congress who are under investigation for financial corruption and inappropriate IM behavior,
      • by the clientele at a number of bath houses in New York City and San Francisco,
      • historically, in Hitler's death camps in Nazi Germany, and in prisons in Turkey, Serbia, Croatia, Libya, Iraq and Iran,
      • in World War II prison camps in Japan, and in prisons in China, for various forms of torture,
      • during many recent religious and ethnic wars in the Middle East,
      • by many terrorist organizations including al Qaeda,
      • in community swimming pools to maintain chemical balance,
      • in day care centers, purportedly for sanitary purposes,
      • by software engineers, including those producing DICOM software and other DICOM software tools,
      • by popular computer science professors,
      • by aspiring young adult fiction writers and mental health advocates,
      • by international travel bloggers,
      • by the semi-divine King Bhumibol of Thailand and his many devoted young working girls in Bangkok,
      • by the British Chiropractic Association and the purveyors of the bogus treatments that the BCA promotes,
      • by commodities giant Trafigura in their well-publicized and widely-known toxic-waste dumping activities in Ivory Coast,
      • in animal research laboratories, and
      • in pesticide production and distribution

      What you may find surprising are some of the products and places where DHMO is used, but which for one reason or another, are not normally made part of public presentations on the dangers to the lives of our family members and friends. Among these startling uses are:
      • as an additive to food products, including jarred baby food and baby formula, and even in many soups, carbonated beverages and supposedly "all-natural" fruit juices
      • in cough medicines and other liquid pharmaceuticals,
      • in spray-on oven cleaners,
      • in shampoos, shaving creams, deodorants and numerous other bathroom products, in bathtub bubble products marketed to children,
      • as a preservative in grocery store fresh produce sections,
      • in the production of beer by all the major beer distributors,
      • in the coffee available at major coffee houses in the US and abroad,
      • in Formula One race cars, although its use is regulated by the Formula One Racing Commission, and
      • as a target of ongoing NASA planetary and stellar research.

      One of the most surprising facts recently revealed about Dihydrogen Monoxide contamination is in its use as a food and produce "decontaminant." Studies have shown that even after careful washing, food and produce that has been contaminated by DHMO remains tainted by DHMO.

      Is it true that using DHMO improves athletic performance?

      Absolutely! With the numerous allegations of amateur and professional athletes using anabolic steroids and/or blood doping to enhance performance, virtually no attention has been paid to the performance enhancing properties of Dihydrogen Monoxide. It is perhaps the sporting world's dirtiest of dirty little secrets that athletes regularly ingest large quantities of DHMO in an effort to gain a competitive edge over an opponent.

      One technique commonly used by endurance athletes in sports such as distance running and cycling is to take a large amount of DHMO immediately prior to a race. This is known within racing circles to dramatically improve performance.

      Sports-medicine physicians warn that ingesting too much Dihydrogen Monoxide can lead to complications and unwanted side-effects, but do acknowledge the link to improved performance. DHMO is not currently considered a banned substance, so post-race urine tests do not detect elevated or abnormal levels of DHMO.

      What are the symptoms of accidental Dihydrogen Monoxide overdose?
      You may not always recognize that you have been a victim of accidental DHMO overdose, so here are some signs and symptoms to look for. If you suspect Dihydrogen Monoxide overdose, or if you exhibit any of these symptoms, you should consult with your physician or medical practitioner. The data presented here is provided for informational purposes only, and should in no way be construed as medical advice of any sort.

      Watch for these symptoms:
      • Excessive sweating
      • Excessive urination
      • Bloated feeling
      • Nausea
      • Vomiting
      • Electrolyte imbalance
      • Hyponatremia (serum hypotonicity)
      • Dangerously imbalanced levels of ECF and ICF in the blood
      • Degeneration of sodium homeostasis

      A recently noted medical phenomenon involves small amounts of DHMO leaking or oozing from the corners of the eyes as a direct result of causes such as foreign particulate irritation, allergic reactions including anaphylactic shock, and sometimes severe chemical depression.

      What can I do to minimize the risks?

      Fortunately, there is much you can do to minimize your dangers due to Dihydrogen Monoxide exposure. First, use common sense. Whenever you are dealing with any product or food that you feel may be contaminated with DHMO, evaluate the relative danger to you and your family, and act accordingly. Keep in mind that in many instances, low-levels of Dihydrogen Monoxide contamination are not dangerous, and in fact, are virtually unavoidable. Remember, the responsibility for your safety and the safety of your family lies with you.

      Second, exercise caution when there is the potential for accidental inhalation or ingestion of DHMO. If you feel uncomfortable, remove yourself from a dangerous situation. Better safe than sorry.

      Third, don't panic. Although the dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide are very real, by exercising caution and common sense, you can rest assured knowing that you are doing everything possible to keep you and your family safe.

      qA2ZNBm.gif



    And I just drank 4 cups of it, and my daughter just had a glass! Oh, the horror, oh what have I done?! :wink:
  • teanahk
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    I don't understand why the article is singling out fruit loops. Pretty much all the "kids" cereal works out to being about 30% sugar by weight. This information isn't a giant conspiracy secret, the nutrition info is right there on the box.

    I love that the healthy breakfast alternative Granola recipe the blog links to has an entire cup of maple syrup and works out to about the same sugar percentage as the horrible evil fruit loops.

    They are all just delicious breakfast cookies. mmmm cookies.
  • stevencloser
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    I wish they'd sell Lucky Charms in Germany.
  • tulips_and_tea
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    [quote="teanahk;32768280"]I don't understand why the article is singling out fruit loops. Pretty much all the "kids" cereal works out to being about 30% sugar by weight. This information isn't a giant conspiracy secret, the nutrition info is right there on the box.

    I love that the healthy breakfast alternative Granola recipe the blog links to has an entire cup of maple syrup and works out to about the same sugar percentage as the horrible evil fruit loops.

    They are all just delicious breakfast cookies. mmmm cookies.[/quote]

    That was my first thought as well. Along with:
    1) WHY do we have yet ANOTHER "sugar is evil" thread????
    2) I thought the dangers of eating Fruit Loops is that they cut the roof of your mouth? Just me? IDK. I haven't had them for ages, but I grew up on them and I'm still alive. And healthy.
  • stevencloser
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    BZAH10 wrote: »
    teanahk wrote: »
    ]I don't understand why the article is singling out fruit loops. Pretty much all the "kids" cereal works out to being about 30% sugar by weight. This information isn't a giant conspiracy secret, the nutrition info is right there on the box.

    I love that the healthy breakfast alternative Granola recipe the blog links to has an entire cup of maple syrup and works out to about the same sugar percentage as the horrible evil fruit loops.

    They are all just delicious breakfast cookies. mmmm cookies.

    That was my first thought as well. Along with:
    1) WHY do we have yet ANOTHER "sugar is evil" thread????
    2) I thought the dangers of eating Fruit Loops is that they cut the roof of your mouth? Just me? IDK. I haven't had them for ages, but I grew up on them and I'm still alive. And healthy.

    1) Because it's almost Friday
    2) Damn right, they're worse than Cap'n Crunch in my experience.
  • juggernaut1974
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    teanahk wrote: »
    I don't understand why the article is singling out fruit loops. Pretty much all the "kids" cereal works out to being about 30% sugar by weight. This information isn't a giant conspiracy secret, the nutrition info is right there on the box.

    I love that the healthy breakfast alternative Granola recipe the blog links to has an entire cup of maple syrup and works out to about the same sugar percentage as the horrible evil fruit loops.

    They are all just delicious breakfast cookies. mmmm cookies.

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  • kami3006
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    ceoverturf wrote: »
    teanahk wrote: »
    I don't understand why the article is singling out fruit loops. Pretty much all the "kids" cereal works out to being about 30% sugar by weight. This information isn't a giant conspiracy secret, the nutrition info is right there on the box.

    I love that the healthy breakfast alternative Granola recipe the blog links to has an entire cup of maple syrup and works out to about the same sugar percentage as the horrible evil fruit loops.

    They are all just delicious breakfast cookies. mmmm cookies.

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    LMAO!
  • kristydi
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    kami3006 wrote: »
    glassyo wrote: »
    I want a Tony the Tiger stuffed toy. :(

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    The box of Front Loops we just finished had an Avengers Frisbee thing.

    I'm not a huge Front Loops fan personally. I prefer Smacks or Corn Pops.
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
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    This thread has no nutritional value.
  • daydreams_of_pretty
    daydreams_of_pretty Posts: 506 Member
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    kristydi wrote: »
    kami3006 wrote: »
    glassyo wrote: »
    I want a Tony the Tiger stuffed toy. :(

    wqnryxdmkaqt.jpg

    The box of Front Loops we just finished had an Avengers Frisbee thing.

    I'm not a huge Front Loops fan personally. I prefer Smacks or Corn Pops.

    Everyone who's worried about the "excess" calories in their bowl(s) entire delicious box of Froot Loops can use the free Avengers frisbee to rack up some extra exercise calories. :D Win-Win
  • daydreams_of_pretty
    daydreams_of_pretty Posts: 506 Member
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    This thread has no nutritional value.

    OMG Ban it!!!

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  • raelynnsmama52512
    raelynnsmama52512 Posts: 1,184 Member
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    ceoverturf wrote: »
    teanahk wrote: »
    I don't understand why the article is singling out fruit loops. Pretty much all the "kids" cereal works out to being about 30% sugar by weight. This information isn't a giant conspiracy secret, the nutrition info is right there on the box.

    I love that the healthy breakfast alternative Granola recipe the blog links to has an entire cup of maple syrup and works out to about the same sugar percentage as the horrible evil fruit loops.

    They are all just delicious breakfast cookies. mmmm cookies.

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    Are they also a part of a balanced thread? :wink: