3 Day Juice Cleanse.

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  • MostlyWater
    MostlyWater Posts: 4,294 Member
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    Some people gain from this. Juice is fattening.
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
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    MireyGal76 wrote: »
    I did the stomach flu cleanse last night. Worked wonders. I finally hit goal weight!
    I doubt this'll be a big seller. ;)

  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
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    snickerscharlie wrote: »
    MireyGal76 wrote: »
    I did the stomach flu cleanse last night. Worked wonders. I finally hit goal weight!
    I doubt this'll be a big seller. ;)

    Sounds like a sh***y cleanse, to be honest.
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
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    tincanonastring wrote: »
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    You should turn this into your avatar, can man. T'would look good behind bars. ;)
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
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    just as an FYI four out of five dr oz's endorse my pizza cleanse....
  • atypicalsmith
    atypicalsmith Posts: 2,742 Member
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    snickerscharlie wrote: »
    tincanonastring wrote: »
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    You should turn this into your avatar, can man. T'would look good behind bars. ;)

    Yes, I agree, this would be perfect behind bars!
  • AlisonH729
    AlisonH729 Posts: 558 Member
    edited June 2015
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    ndj1979 wrote: »
    just as an FYI four out of five dr oz's endorse my pizza cleanse....

    Yes, but do they endorse the Pretzel Crusted Pigs in a Blanket Pizza cleanse?

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    I do.

  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
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    AlisonH729 wrote: »
    ndj1979 wrote: »
    just as an FYI four out of five dr oz's endorse my pizza cleanse....

    Yes but does he endorse the Pretzel Crusted Pigs in a Blanket Pizza cleanse?

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    I do.

    I don't think that is FDA approved....
  • AlisonH729
    AlisonH729 Posts: 558 Member
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    It's an off-label use.
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
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    LMFAO!

    (Btw, the F stands for Fat. Just sayin'.)
  • FitForL1fe
    FitForL1fe Posts: 1,872 Member
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  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
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    Oh lordy we all gunna die
  • missiontofitness
    missiontofitness Posts: 4,074 Member
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    You're going to lose water weight from the water diarrhea you may have on this cleanse.
    Weight loss through calorie deficits is much more enjoyable than water weight loss through watery diarrhea.
  • malibu927
    malibu927 Posts: 17,565 Member
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    tincanonastring wrote: »
    OP - I give up. These jokers are clearly not the supportive people MFP tries to engender within the forums. I hope you get the information you need. Like I said, if you need help, don't hesitate to reach out. For the rest of you...

    Deal with it.
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    Going incognito until February, huh?
  • malibu927
    malibu927 Posts: 17,565 Member
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    MostlyWater wrote: »
    Some people gain from this. Juice is fattening.

    Ignoring the fact that cleanses are unnecessary...no. Too much food is fattening.
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
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    lishie_rebooted wrote: »
    no.

    !!!
  • PaulaWallaDingDong
    PaulaWallaDingDong Posts: 4,641 Member
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    tincanonastring wrote: »
    Good luck, brother! I had a ton of success recently with a cleanse I designed myself. Let me know if you're interested!

    I would do ANYTHING this man says. He is a pro among pros.
  • WinoGelato
    WinoGelato Posts: 13,454 Member
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    PaulaWallaDingDong wrote: »
    tincanonastring wrote: »
    Good luck, brother! I had a ton of success recently with a cleanse I designed myself. Let me know if you're interested!

    I would do ANYTHING this man says. He is a pro among pros.

    He is well respected among his peeps.

  • FitForL1fe
    FitForL1fe Posts: 1,872 Member
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    Kruggeri wrote: »
    PaulaWallaDingDong wrote: »
    tincanonastring wrote: »
    Good luck, brother! I had a ton of success recently with a cleanse I designed myself. Let me know if you're interested!

    I would do ANYTHING this man says. He is a pro among pros.

    He is well respected among his peeps.

    a man among men
  • belleamore1234
    belleamore1234 Posts: 105 Member
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    Kruggeri wrote: »
    PaulaWallaDingDong wrote: »
    tincanonastring wrote: »
    Good luck, brother! I had a ton of success recently with a cleanse I designed myself. Let me know if you're interested!

    I would do ANYTHING this man says. He is a pro among pros.

    He is well respected among his peeps.

    For what?

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