I started drinking green tea in the AM and lost 4.5lbs in a week!!!
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holly55555 wrote: »This was hilarious. Congrats on your weight loss.
I think we should all start saying that wine is our secret and make the office a little bit more fun.
I lost all my weight by drinking wine (or sweet tea vodka) as soon as I get up in the morning! I like the sound of that.0 -
tincanonastring wrote: »atypicalsmith wrote: »Forty6and2 wrote: »I seriously got tired of people giving me a disappointed response when I told them that I eat less and exercise more. So now I told them that I burn more calories by masturbating. That really shuts people up, lol
But congrats on the loss and you should try green tea with mint. It's amazing!
So did @tincanonastring and he got flagged numers times.
Ooop! Numerous that is
To be fair, I wasn't quite asked for that advice.
Well, you should have been!0 -
I'm frequently get asked how I lost so much weight. I dread it, because I know I'm going to see disappointment on their faces when I tell them the cold, hard truth. *sigh* True story. Happened again just today.0
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Asher_Ethan wrote: »My favorite responses I've gotten when I tell people I count calories to lose weight:
"I count calories."
"Oh I tried that... but i would eat 1200 calories a day and not lose anything."
and my recent favorite:
"How do you count calories?"
"Well I weigh every single thing I eat."
"Oh... that's too much... I would rather be fat."
Right!0 -
Of course green tea works! It is diuretic and helps you pee off all the calories from the pizza, big macs, milk shakes, donuts etc. And it cures cancer and reverse kidney failure too... *serious face*0
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You just shattered the dreams of the miracle-seekers.
I love it.
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I drank my green tea while walking 3km to the train station after dropping my car in for a service. I'm going to attribute the calories burned to the magic drink, and not the 35 minute extra walk.0
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So that means that because today is my rest day and I wont get in the run I normally do, I can blame a lack of weight loss on picking coffee over green tea instead?0
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mangrothian wrote: »So that means that because today is my rest day and I wont get in the run I normally do, I can blame a lack of weight loss on picking coffee over green tea instead?
You're going to go into green tea starvation mode.0 -
Alyssa_Is_LosingIt wrote: »You just shattered the dreams of the miracle-seekers.
I love it.
Best gif ever!!!0 -
Alatariel75 wrote: »mangrothian wrote: »So that means that because today is my rest day and I wont get in the run I normally do, I can blame a lack of weight loss on picking coffee over green tea instead?
You're going to go into green tea starvation mode.
Actually, I just ate a green tea cookie. Does that count?0 -
mangrothian wrote: »Alatariel75 wrote: »mangrothian wrote: »So that means that because today is my rest day and I wont get in the run I normally do, I can blame a lack of weight loss on picking coffee over green tea instead?
You're going to go into green tea starvation mode.
Actually, I just ate a green tea cookie. Does that count?
The green tea totally cancels out the cookie part. It's a negative calorie food.0 -
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If you want to screw with the cow-workers...tell them you've been on the Chicken-in-a-can diet. Replace 2 meals a day with this gustatory delight.
http://www.amazon.com/Sweet-Sue-Chicken-without-Giblets/dp/B00BX31YC6
P.S. Alton Brown uses this on his Cutthroat Kitchen show as a sabotage...0 -
If you want to screw with the cow-workers...tell them you've been on the Chicken-in-a-can diet. Replace 2 meals a day with this gustatory delight.
http://www.amazon.com/Sweet-Sue-Chicken-without-Giblets/dp/B00BX31YC6
P.S. Alton Brown uses this on his Cutthroat Kitchen show as a sabotage...
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.0 -
If you want to screw with the cow-workers...tell them you've been on the Chicken-in-a-can diet. Replace 2 meals a day with this gustatory delight.
http://www.amazon.com/Sweet-Sue-Chicken-without-Giblets/dp/B00BX31YC6
P.S. Alton Brown uses this on his Cutthroat Kitchen show as a sabotage...
Bahaha oh my Joss... yeah, you'd lose weight if that was your lunch option
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Oh dear, now I'm getting Amazon ads for that abomination on MFP....0
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If you want to screw with the cow-workers...tell them you've been on the Chicken-in-a-can diet. Replace 2 meals a day with this gustatory delight.
http://www.amazon.com/Sweet-Sue-Chicken-without-Giblets/dp/B00BX31YC6
P.S. Alton Brown uses this on his Cutthroat Kitchen show as a sabotage...
so dafuq is the point without the giblets0 -
Alatariel75 wrote: »I drank my green tea while walking 3km to the train station after dropping my car in for a service. I'm going to attribute the calories burned to the magic drink, and not the 35 minute extra walk.
Wait...did you just say a 35 minute walk =4.5 lbs loss
Dude!0 -
Forty6and2 wrote: »I seriously got tired of people giving me a disappointed response when I told them that I eat less and exercise more. So now I told them that I burn more calories by masturbating. That really shuts people up, lol
But congrats on the loss and you should try green tea with mint. It's amazing!
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Lmaoooo. Im dead! Well played, madam, well played. Hope you don't mind if I borrow that response lol.0
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Alatariel75 wrote: »I drank my green tea while walking 3km to the train station after dropping my car in for a service. I'm going to attribute the calories burned to the magic drink, and not the 35 minute extra walk.
Wait...did you just say a 35 minute walk =4.5 lbs loss
Dude!
And people say tea drinking isn't exercise.
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Weigh in tomorrow, I have a feeling it won't be that impressive. I must not have drunk enough green tea to offset the pizza.0
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Alatariel75 wrote: »Weigh in tomorrow, I have a feeling it won't be that impressive. I must not have drunk enough green tea to offset the pizza.
Quick! Chug chug chug chug chug!!0 -
Alatariel75 wrote: »Weigh in tomorrow, I have a feeling it won't be that impressive. I must not have drunk enough green tea to offset the pizza.
Next time, sprinkle green tea leaves on the pizza like oregano. Totally negates the calories.0 -
snickerscharlie wrote: »Alatariel75 wrote: »Weigh in tomorrow, I have a feeling it won't be that impressive. I must not have drunk enough green tea to offset the pizza.
Next time, sprinkle green tea leaves on the pizza like oregano. Totally negates the calories.
This is a fantastic idea. Question: If I don't have green tea, can I substitute cat nip? It's all I have.
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It's not purrfect, but it'll do.0
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Every time I have a McChicken after I've been to the gym after midnight, I'm 1lb+ lighter when I wake up. I'm gonna be the Jared of McChickens!0
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You guys are too witty for me.
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