Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. (Game) :)

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BrendaLee
BrendaLee Posts: 4,463 Member
Borrowed, again, from another forum (why am I so tempted to put an "n" at the end of forum?!).

Pretty basic- ask a "stupid" question, get a "stupid" answer. Try not to give a logical or obvious answer, and it absolutely does not have to make sense.

Here goes:

What is aluminum foil made of?
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