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Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. (Game) :)

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  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
    oooops 3.


    Who invented underwear?
  • Lparault
    Lparault Posts: 100
    Spiderman, he wanted someplace to keep his Chuck Norris pictures.


    Why is it a salt shaker?
  • CreativeRedhead
    CreativeRedhead Posts: 2,166
    Because "duster" was already taken.

    Why does it always rain on the days you don't want it to?
  • Lparault
    Lparault Posts: 100
    Because you made the rain fairies mad.


    If 2+2 is 4, and x = 17, what color is the Pope's jock strap?
  • stephflo33
    stephflo33 Posts: 160 Member
    HA HA HA HA HA It would be the color of the square root of orange

    Why don't we have an eighth day of the week?
  • Lparault
    Lparault Posts: 100
    We do, didn't you get the memo?


    How much wood did Peter Piper pickle at the seashore pepper sellers woodchuck festival?
  • GooBeGone
    GooBeGone Posts: 439 Member
    zero


    y is an oxymoron stupid?
  • flwyland
    flwyland Posts: 142
    Not enough.

    What color is your hair?
  • stephflo33
    stephflo33 Posts: 160 Member
    None. He decided to take Sally out on a date instead.

    What is the name of the eighth day of the week?
  • GooBeGone
    GooBeGone Posts: 439 Member
    What color is your hair? purple


    What is the name of the eighth day of the week? whatday.

    what is a woodchuck's chuck?
  • stephflo33
    stephflo33 Posts: 160 Member
    His leftovers.

    Why is it called a "sneeze"?
  • doll2002
    doll2002 Posts: 427
    Chuckie's son

    How long is too long?
  • GooBeGone
    GooBeGone Posts: 439 Member
    long enuff.


    y did she sell seashells by the seashore?
  • stephflo33
    stephflo33 Posts: 160 Member
    because she got pregnant out of wedlock and her parents kicked her out of the house.

    Why do bees sting?
  • doll2002
    doll2002 Posts: 427
    Their way of saying I love you.

    Why do we depend on computers so much?
  • mapnerd2005
    mapnerd2005 Posts: 363
    because they're smarter than us.

    What was the best thing before sliced bread?
  • abeare
    abeare Posts: 504 Member
    Whole bread

    Why is it, that what goes up must come down?
  • alyssaboo
    alyssaboo Posts: 11 Member
    Because they are mini Kamikaze pilots.


    Why do wiener dogs have such short legs?
  • PixieGoddess
    PixieGoddess Posts: 1,833 Member
    So they don't poke holes in the buns.

    How do you measure a year?
  • immacookie
    immacookie Posts: 7,424 Member
    With a tape measure

    Why is a tomato a fruit?
  • GooBeGone
    GooBeGone Posts: 439 Member
    b/c it has seeds.

    y do i love MFP?
  • immacookie
    immacookie Posts: 7,424 Member
    it makes me look like I'm "working"

    Why is your name goobegone?
  • GooBeGone
    GooBeGone Posts: 439 Member
    b/c the fat is gooey.

    y can't i think of another stupid question?
  • Lparault
    Lparault Posts: 100
    Gezeussday.


    Some people are overwhelmed, others are underwhelmed...are any just whelmed?
  • antiadipose
    antiadipose Posts: 447
    whelmeding right now as a matter of fact.

    how about them cowboys?!
  • HealthyChanges2010
    HealthyChanges2010 Posts: 5,831 Member
    gotta love the steaks!


    Wondering why we have eyes?
  • stephflo33
    stephflo33 Posts: 160 Member
    they are what the aliens are tapped into in order to view our world.

    Why are work weeks long and weekdays short?
  • antiadipose
    antiadipose Posts: 447
    because my mom told me so!!

    to be or not to be???
  • HealthyChanges2010
    HealthyChanges2010 Posts: 5,831 Member
    to be a wanna be


    How far is here from there?
  • GooBeGone
    GooBeGone Posts: 439 Member
    that is the question.

    r u ready for some football? <hank aaron jr style>
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