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  • RoadDog
    RoadDog Posts: 2,946 Member
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    Before the onions, but after the idiots.


    Who pushed Tweedle Dee?
  • victorianjewel
    victorianjewel Posts: 759
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    I did

    Where was Tweedle Dumb
  • lalonzo
    lalonzo Posts: 557
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    Asleep - he partied late last night

    Why was Mary Mary quite contrary?
  • RoadDog
    RoadDog Posts: 2,946 Member
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    Opiates

    Every one worries about the poor dolphin caught in the tuna net. What about the damn tuna?
  • victorianjewel
    victorianjewel Posts: 759
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    The tuna could read, so he thought the net was a safe one.

    Why was the sheep black?
  • lalonzo
    lalonzo Posts: 557
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    Cause Little Bo Peep dyed his hair


    What song are the birds singing today?
  • RoadDog
    RoadDog Posts: 2,946 Member
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    too late
  • CasperO
    CasperO Posts: 2,913 Member
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    What song are the birds singing today?
    They're all singing "Rockin' Robin",,, and the sparrows are pissed about it.

    Why did the Raven say "Nevermore"?
  • RoadDog
    RoadDog Posts: 2,946 Member
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    He lisped so "STOP" was out of the question.

    What ever happened to Baby Jane?
  • victorianjewel
    victorianjewel Posts: 759
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    She fell down the Rabbit Hole

    Why can't I concentrate on work today?
  • havingitall
    havingitall Posts: 3,728 Member
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    Because work is severely over rated and time off isn't

    Why does my son not want to look for a job?

    (Ooops I Think I already answered that with my answer to the previous question)
  • immacookie
    immacookie Posts: 7,424 Member
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    Because sleep is better


    What the the purpose of a traffic circle if no one understands it?
  • Behavior_Modification
    Behavior_Modification Posts: 24,482 Member
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    It's a scientific experiment and each one is observed to see who can figure it out and who cannot.

    Why can't muscles heal faster?
  • amg_89
    amg_89 Posts: 184
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    Because they're made of styrofoam.

    How do you make sand?
  • RoadDog
    RoadDog Posts: 2,946 Member
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    Use tweezers and pick it off sandpaper.

    How do you make a Bull Shot?
  • TheGreenEyedMonster
    TheGreenEyedMonster Posts: 562
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    Aim and pull the trigger.

    If up is the opposite of down then where do babies come from?
  • victorianjewel
    victorianjewel Posts: 759
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    Canned peas

    Where do monsters go during the day?
  • havingitall
    havingitall Posts: 3,728 Member
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    Under the bed and in the closet

    Why do dogs like squirrels so much?
  • immacookie
    immacookie Posts: 7,424 Member
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    They're squirrly-licious!!


    Who decided where the keys on a keyboard go?
  • kjensen15
    kjensen15 Posts: 398 Member
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    Yo momma!

    Why are tornados attracted to Oklahoma?

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