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  • immacookie
    immacookie Posts: 7,424 Member
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    Cause you don't get to go on the honeymoon!


    Why is some cheddar cheese yellow and other white
  • havingitall
    havingitall Posts: 3,728 Member
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    Different races of cheese

    Why do some days at work seem to take forever and others drag on and on?
  • immacookie
    immacookie Posts: 7,424 Member
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    Because these are the days of our lives (1:53pm and still dragging on here)

    If white chocolate doesn't have cocoa - why is it chocolate?
  • Behavior_Modification
    Behavior_Modification Posts: 24,482 Member
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    The term white chocolate was created by the government immigration office to better determine whether you are a foreigner or not. If you understand the term, you're American. If not, you get the boot.

    Why would someone want to live in the jungle?
  • johnsoag
    johnsoag Posts: 59
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    there's no penalty for public indecency


    Why do people try to make shapes out of clouds?
  • Behavior_Modification
    Behavior_Modification Posts: 24,482 Member
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    Play-doh was too difficult.

    Is it possible to go a whole day without emptying your bladder?
  • immacookie
    immacookie Posts: 7,424 Member
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    Your eyeballs may float away if you try!


    Why does one need 5 different "tools" to cut the cheese : http://www.cseideas.com/prodDetail.asp?product_id=6006
  • Behavior_Modification
    Behavior_Modification Posts: 24,482 Member
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    Have you ever sat and cut cheese for a whole day? Pretty boring... Maybe they thought that the tool set would liven it up and you could have a cheese cutting home party.


    Follow up question: Why does it cost $56.25 to have them set it up on your counter? I want that job!
  • immacookie
    immacookie Posts: 7,424 Member
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    cutting the cheese is hard labor :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


    Why must it start to pour an hour before I get off work
  • david1956
    david1956 Posts: 190 Member
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    You don't know it, but we all watch a reality TV show following the misfortunes of some poor soul named brangwen. Audiences gather every evening scoffing popcorn and roar laughing watching brangwen's expression as woe after woe unfolds, currently the fake monsoon episode.

    When you accidentally drop toast, why does it always land with the side you've buttered facing down?
  • SugarDiva
    SugarDiva Posts: 403 Member
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    Because cats always land on their feet.


    Why are we expected to slow down on "speed ramps"?
  • Behavior_Modification
    Behavior_Modification Posts: 24,482 Member
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    Slow down? No way, really? Hmmm....maybe that's why I go through mufflers so quickly.

    Since when are cats like toast?
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
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    They have rough tongues that feel like burnt toast scaping your skin....... (my cat licks my feet a lot)




    Where does the jail keep their silverware?
  • Behavior_Modification
    Behavior_Modification Posts: 24,482 Member
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    Cell Block E, also known as the Green Mile. So many less tax dollars spent to kill someone by jabbing a fork in their eye.


    When is it okay to kiss a fool?
  • lalonzo
    lalonzo Posts: 557
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    at 4:32AM Tomorrow



    Why is snow white?
  • havingitall
    havingitall Posts: 3,728 Member
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    Because that is what the dwarfs call her

    Why are elephants wrinkly?
  • immacookie
    immacookie Posts: 7,424 Member
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    someone forgot to plug in the iron

    Why do people like to smell markers?
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
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    i msell merkars wots wrgon whti that!!!


    Why do stinky feet smell like cheese?
  • havingitall
    havingitall Posts: 3,728 Member
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    Because the magic in magic markers smells awesome.

    Why do gorillas beat their chests
  • havingitall
    havingitall Posts: 3,728 Member
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    i msell merkars wots wrgon whti that!!!


    Why do stinky feet smell like cheese?

    Actually...cheese smells like stinky feet! They make it that way

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