Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. (Game) :)
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Because you're grounded for calling Casper names. And for pointing out the truth. $&%!!!
If we all had european sensibilities and were adults and could post nudes in our profiles without shame or embarassment - would you?0 -
Depending on the picture, not a penthouse type picture, but a "classy" boudoir shot
Why can't people say "goodbye" before they hang up the phone?0 -
Perhaps they are hurrying off to go pee or have a quicky or watch their favorite programs or their x lax kicked in and can only muster a polite "Bye" instead of the long drawn out "Goodbye" as is my answer getting as well. The possibilities are endless.
If a sheep Baaas to another sheep and the other sheep says BAAA back. Is the second sheep really saying anything different than the first sheep?0 -
That depends on how many sheep there are. If there are two sheep, then each sheep has another sheep to baa to. But if there's only one sheep, she doesn't have another sheep to baa to. If there are 3 sheep, how many sheep will each sheep have to baa to? Two! If there is a 4th sheep he might say say "Hey! I want to to have two sheeps to baa to too!"
If you catch my point.
How come there are lots of dirty Limericks but few dirty Haikus?0 -
They are just like the vultures from The Jungle Book. "What do you want to do tonight?" "I don't know, what do you want to do tonight?" and they just go round and round w/ BAAAAAS.
Why do people become control freaks?0 -
Because they feel that large portions of their lives are out of their control. They can't control whether the air is clean, or if their spouse will leave them, whether they'll get laid off or hit by a bus or what their tax bill will be. But by g-d they can control how you will squeeze that tube of toothpaste and they're gonna do it!
And again,
How come there are lots of dirty Limericks but few dirty Haikus?0 -
Because the Irish have dirtier minds than the Japanese.
Where did all my vodka go?0 -
Casper drank it and then did a Russian jig while reading Haikus
Why are some people so self centered?0 -
GPS
How did that get in there?0 -
I put it there to hide it
Where is "You are here" in the mall?0 -
In the mall where ever you are.
Is clear a color?0 -
No , it just makes other colors feel special kind of like a PR rep to the stars, very understated and often overlooked. Still in therapy, I heard.
Would you leggo my Eggo?0 -
Yes, immediately. My wife is a jealous jealous woman and would not appreciate me fondling other women's eggos. BTW, my wife's Eggo's are gluten free.
I welded on a mower last night that still had gasoline in the tank. Am I lucky to be alive?0 -
Very!
Are your eyebrows intact?0 -
I don't have eyebrows, I shave them. When I let them grow they get big and bushy and then people expect me to scrub their floors or something. I thought that movie "Powder" was great so I'm going for that look instead. Not having much luck with the paper white complection... but the brows are rocking.
On a related note, nobody can ever tell if I'm surprized or puzzled. I like that.
If you woke up and somebody had shaved one eyebrow off - would you do the other one yourself to regain symmetry, or would you walk around with one whiel waiting for the missing to grow back in?0 -
being a girl - i'd probably just part my hair to the side and cover the missing eyebrow area.
why is the panther pink?0 -
He allowed himself to be died that color as part of his contract to become a spokes,,,cat for Owens Corning fiberglass insulation. He is naturally Mauve.
Do you know anyone who reminds you of "Otho" from the old Beetlejuice movie? How so? What do they have in common?0 -
I don't have eyebrows, I shave them. When I let them grow they get big and bushy and then people expect me to scrub their floors or something. I thought that movie "Powder" was great so I'm going for that look instead. Not having much luck with the paper white complection... but the brows are rocking.
On a related note, nobody can ever tell if I'm surprized or puzzled. I like that.
If you woke up and somebody had shaved one eyebrow off - would you do the other one yourself to regain symmetry, or would you walk around with one whiel waiting for the missing to grow back in?
Having done the eyebrow thing this weekend in an unfortunate waxing incident, my new best friend is my eyebrow pencil.
I do know someone who reminds me Otho - he is a flamboyantly gay New York Fries Manager.
Do you dress up as Mr. Clean for Hallowe'en?0 -
I dress up at Mr. Clean every day.
Which way did he go, George?0 -
On top of the building & George will follow as usual
What does water taste like?0 -
Chicken..!
Why do dogs bark?0 -
Because people laughed at them when they clucked like chickens
Why is the moon full?0 -
Because it ate too much cream cheese. It's a member of MFP now and progressing well. I can't give out the username, but you'll know him when you see him, his ticker reads in long tons.
Why does my boss pass every buck?0 -
Because he was traumatized by the story of Bambi when he was younger.
Why is my sense of smell so sensitive today?0 -
Because it was in"salted" yesterday :laugh:
Why do people wear velour track suits0 -
Because they love the air of class and sophistication that you only get from wearing a velour track suit. And Joey Buttafouco had a yard sale and they were cheap. :laugh:
Did anybody get this joke?If a sheep Baaas to another sheep and the other sheep says BAAA back. Is the second sheep really saying anything different than the first sheep?That depends on how many sheep there are. If there are two sheep, then each sheep has another sheep to baa to. But if there's only one sheep, she doesn't have another sheep to baa to. If there are 3 sheep, how many sheep will each sheep have to baa to? Two! If there is a 4th sheep he might say say "Hey! I want to to have two sheeps to baa to too!"0 -
gummy worms
Why do they call a dollar a buck?0 -
It's called a loonie here.
Why is your pig so happy?0 -
He escaped the smoke house and won't be joining me for dinner this evening.
Why is Turkey the meal of choice for Thanksgiving?0 -
They were cheap
Why are lights bright?0
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