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  • lalonzo
    lalonzo Posts: 557
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    Cuz theylike tumbling down the hill



    How did the old woman live in a shoe?
  • immacookie
    immacookie Posts: 7,424 Member
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    To fool around under the bleachers :wink:

    The old woman worked for Odor Eaters



    Why are bagels so dang good
  • lalonzo
    lalonzo Posts: 557
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    because if they aren't good they'll have to sit in time out


    what did they chew on before gum was invinted?
  • immacookie
    immacookie Posts: 7,424 Member
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    Tree sap


    Why are the airlines such pain the azzes
  • Behavior_Modification
    Behavior_Modification Posts: 24,482 Member
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    To make their flight seats appear more comfortable.

    Why do sticky notes come in 12 different sizes?
  • victorianjewel
    victorianjewel Posts: 759
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    Because 11 wasn't enough and 13 was too many

    Why are weekends only two days and work weeks 5 days?
  • Behavior_Modification
    Behavior_Modification Posts: 24,482 Member
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    Yeah, what's up with that? I demand a recount!!!

    What is trick -or-treating?
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
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    The same person that made chocolate fattening made that one up!!!!!




    Where do babies come from?
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
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    Yeah, what's up with that? I demand a recount!!!

    What is trick -or-treating?


    A trap set by diet companies


    Where do babies come from?
  • Behavior_Modification
    Behavior_Modification Posts: 24,482 Member
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    They are direct descendents of the crapolasaurus.

    How come some of the intersections in my neighborhood don't have any traffic signs?
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
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    HA!!!

    So the cops can buy donuts with the money the get for writing you a ticket!!!!


    Why does the word lisp have an "s" in it?
  • danazsweet
    danazsweet Posts: 52
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    Just to prove its point.

    Why does the word Phonetic start with PH?
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
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    It was too educated to be an "f" word!!!!




    Why are there life vests on airplanes?
  • Behavior_Modification
    Behavior_Modification Posts: 24,482 Member
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    I've never seen an airplane wearing a life vest. That would have to be one really big vest!

    Why do fluorescent lights bring out all our blemishes?
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
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    Because they liyke to be in the spotlight!!!



    What is a blue light special?
  • immacookie
    immacookie Posts: 7,424 Member
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    It is cheaper than the red light district


    Why are there drive thru dry cleaners?
  • Behavior_Modification
    Behavior_Modification Posts: 24,482 Member
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    Well if a red light special gets you all hot and steamy, a blue light special must be like a cold shower with a cold shoulder.

    Edit: That's how they get the clothes to dry, by hanging them out in the drive thru.

    What do you get when 3 cats go to the train station?
  • immacookie
    immacookie Posts: 7,424 Member
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    A full litterbox

    Why did little earlypearly come by in his curlywirly and ask you if you needed a ride?
  • Behavior_Modification
    Behavior_Modification Posts: 24,482 Member
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    Because even insane people need friends to keep them company while riding.

    What happened to disco?
  • courtney_love2001
    courtney_love2001 Posts: 1,468 Member
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    It went out with "Saturday Night Fever."

    What's at the end of the rainbow, really?

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