Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. (Game) :)

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  • Behavior_Modification
    Behavior_Modification Posts: 24,482 Member
    Starbucks and he was meeting Howard the Duck for coffee.

    Where did the slang term "cougar" come from?
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
    They are both maneaters but I believe the one you are referring to likes its meat a little more tender.





    Why did ET like reeses pieces?
  • genann
    genann Posts: 236
    Because they're shaped like UFO's

    Why does an orange have a peeling on the outside...
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
    To keep it from getting dirty.


    How do they get the creamy stuff in the middle of a twinkie?
  • TeamLeela
    TeamLeela Posts: 3,302
    Three tiny male gnomes.

    Why do lighting bugs' tails glow?
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
    Because they paid their electric bills.



    What were those pilots really doing when they went off course?
  • Behavior_Modification
    Behavior_Modification Posts: 24,482 Member
    Video games.

    How many different ways do Americans use the term "pig"?
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
    Well there is the animal porkus chopus , then it can be used as an adjective as in piggy eater. There are several other usages but these are the most popular.



    Why does fat like me so much?????
  • because fat is dependant and has to find someone to cling to!!!! :)

    what is really the secret to whitening toothpaste?
  • SunmayLo
    SunmayLo Posts: 16
    liquid paint. your teeth are really still yellow under there.

    Why do people hate doing the dishes?
  • genann
    genann Posts: 236
    because they'd rather be out shoveling the snow...

    why was electricty invented
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
    Because your hands get dry.....Look Madge, I soaked in it!!!!!!!

    (I am telling my age aren't I)


    What keeps the moon from falling out of the sky and crashing to earth and killing us all?
  • genann
    genann Posts: 236
    its hung by fishing line

    why is air invisible
  • Behavior_Modification
    Behavior_Modification Posts: 24,482 Member
    So it cannot be conquered.

    Why are there 7 days in the week?
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
    It would probably scare us to death if we could see what is in the air around us.



    What is MSG?
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
    So it cannot be conquered.

    Why are there 7 days in the week?
    /quote]


    So there would plenty of days to count calories!!!

    What is MSG?
  • genann
    genann Posts: 236
    MSG is really KRL in a smaller amount

    why do we keep playing this game....
  • TeamLeela
    TeamLeela Posts: 3,302
    Because there's nothing good on tv on sunday afternoon.

    Why do roses have thorns?
  • Behavior_Modification
    Behavior_Modification Posts: 24,482 Member
    To remind us that even the most beautiful thing can still hurt you.

    What is humidity?
  • TeamLeela
    TeamLeela Posts: 3,302
    A sticky mess.

    Why do we want what we can't have?
  • cdsledge09
    cdsledge09 Posts: 167 Member
    The reason for unearned sweat.. (particularly if you live in Texas this time of year)


    Who framed Roger Rabbit?
  • TeamLeela
    TeamLeela Posts: 3,302
    Jessica.

    Why is everything bigger in Texas?
  • dmvbnoslo
    dmvbnoslo Posts: 213 Member
    The humidity makes everything swell up.
    Why does ice cream call my name?
  • TeamLeela
    TeamLeela Posts: 3,302
    Because you always answer.

    Why do people keep replying to humidity??
  • Behavior_Modification
    Behavior_Modification Posts: 24,482 Member
    Absent minded MFP friends like the humidity. :tongue:
    Everything is bigger in Texas because it ate some of the cake from Alice in Wonderland.


    Why don't we have 3 day weekends every weekend?
  • Because that means that the strippers would be in the higher wealth bracket due to corporate business people having more time to spend their checks in the strip clubs :)....

    Why do the new orleans strippers feel they deserve a lawsuit for loss of business?
  • genann
    genann Posts: 236
    because they're wearing their shoes out walking the streets and not making any money because of the state putting laws on people that may or may not be sole survivors of World War 2...

    Why did my printer just start all on its own?????
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
    It's the ghost in the machine



    Why did people bathe so infrequently long ago?
  • They had magic odor-b-gone air.

    Why is six afraid of seven?
  • dmvbnoslo
    dmvbnoslo Posts: 213 Member
    Because seven ate nine and ten.
    Is styrofoam recyclable?
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