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  • lalonzo
    lalonzo Posts: 557
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    Because they must be Choking!! - Poor Gorillas


    Why do Bratz dolls have big heads?
  • immacookie
    immacookie Posts: 7,424 Member
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    cuz they kill people with their cotton candy guns! (ok well my answer still applies to Bratz :laugh: :laugh: )


    Why are down escalators still called "escalators"
  • Behavior_Modification
    Behavior_Modification Posts: 24,482 Member
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    I agree. Let's start calling them declinators :noway: :huh:

    Why is popping someone else's bubble gum bubble so much fun?
  • lalonzo
    lalonzo Posts: 557
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    Cuz when they've blown it really big - it gets in their hair and it's hilarious lol


    Why does Betty Boop have short hair?
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
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    She has long hair, her big head just shrunk it up.


    Why are pies thrown in peoples faces funny?
  • lalonzo
    lalonzo Posts: 557
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    Cuz they usually say something annoying right before - serves them right lol ;)


    Why do men like tools?
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
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    They are tinker toys for adults.


    Who did it, Proffessor Plum in the study with a lead pipe or Miss Scarlet in the kitchen with a meat cleaver?
  • jewelshere
    jewelshere Posts: 91
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    The man in the yellow hat with a banana peel in the closet

    Where are the Wild Things?
  • genann
    genann Posts: 236
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    Out in my back yard......

    why is it 10:45PM
  • lalonzo
    lalonzo Posts: 557
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    Cuz time flys when you're having fun - unlike when ur at work at it goes by slow :/ But luckily we have mfp games :)

    Why is Barney Purple?
  • victorianjewel
    victorianjewel Posts: 759
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    He ate too many blueberries

    Why are there advertisements for cookies on my page here?
  • immacookie
    immacookie Posts: 7,424 Member
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    The cookie monster is stalking you


    What about love? Don't you want someone to care about you? (everyone sing with me! :laugh: )
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
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    Kumbaya!!!!



    Why do ghosts haunt houses?
  • immacookie
    immacookie Posts: 7,424 Member
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    Cause it's too hot outside

    Why the Teletubbies... just WHY
  • lalonzo
    lalonzo Posts: 557
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    Cuz they are trying to brainwash us with their alien language nobody can understand

    Why do people try to stand on their head?
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
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    to undo their wrinkles


    How do boats float?
  • victorianjewel
    victorianjewel Posts: 759
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    They have strings that attach to the sky

    What rhymes with orange?
  • RoadDog
    RoadDog Posts: 2,946 Member
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    DJ Jazzy Banana

    Who said that?
  • lalonzo
    lalonzo Posts: 557
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    Dj Ivy

    Why doesn't Batman fly like Superman?
  • Behavior_Modification
    Behavior_Modification Posts: 24,482 Member
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    He's a physically challenged bat...similar to the penguin in the bird family.

    What time do roses bloom?

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