Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. (Game) :)
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Because apparently they are smarter than several groups of people it takes trying to screw them in.
If a fish has a memory of less than 60 seconds how does he know when he's hungry? "I'm hungry....ooops forgot.....mmm I'm hungry....ooops forgot. Maybe I should try the goldfish diet.0 -
Bad idea. Ever notice how goldfish are so plump? It's because they forgot they just ate and eat again.
How much water does an average cucumber have in it?0 -
Depends on if they get "pickled" or not.
What color is puce?0 -
pink with yellow polka dots
My husband thinks I sound "manic" today...should I worry?0 -
Nah!!!!! If you truly are manic you will come down eventually.
Do scallops have eyelashes on their little blue eyes?0 -
No, they're not girls
Why do I answer my phone?0 -
so you can sing a Lionel Richie song..."Hello, Is it me your lookin for?"
Why do bears hibernate?0 -
to get away from the squirrels
Why are marinettes so creepy?0 -
Because they come with strings attached
What grown in the corn fields?0 -
Children.
Who framed Roger Rabbit?0 -
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Depends on how you look at it. If it is always me and never you that gets shat upon by birds then you would be relived it was indeed me instead.
Why do celebrity couples combine their names ie. Brangelina?0 -
Much quicker to co-sign autographs.
Do birds have a "pecking order"?0 -
Certainly. And it is all good and well until someone gets hurt and has to go to the ER. But they are so good natured about it that the one doing the pecking will say," Just send me the BILL."
Are french fries cut potatoes or are they some kind of mushed up potato manufactured into little fry shapes?0 -
The good french fries that you make at home are cut potatoes. The french fries at nice restaurants are mushed up potato pressed into fry shapes. The 'french fries' at fast food places are actually processed sawdust, toenail clippings and dog water. Caveat emptor.
Why do little jokes like that work best in triplets? (3 things, sawdust/toenail/dog).0 -
It's the force of the triangle. All things in 3's are stronger.
Why are Milk Duds so tasty?0 -
It's all in their shape; things that are shaped like balls taste better than things that are flat.
What happens if you sneeze and cough at the same time?0 -
A massive explosion of snot and spit...You need to take a shower after all that.
How did America get so fat?0 -
G-d/Evolution (insert your ideology here) designed us to eat 3 pounds of food per day. 3 pounds of stuff you find in the woods (leaves, berries, slugs) comes to 2000 calories - and that's perfect and we all looked like Michaelangelo's David. Then we invented pastry and hotdogs and fried cheese. 3 pounds of that stuff comes to 11-teen thousand calories. We still have the biological imperative to eat 3 pounds per day, but now that's way too much and we all got fat.
Sorry,,, that's not really a stupid answer is it?
Why do I sometimes slip up and try to really answer the question?0 -
Because your'e wearing a black shirt in your profile pic.
Would you like fries with that?0 -
Yes, some sweet potato fries please.
What is God's favorite color?0 -
Its a color we haven't seen yet.
Do plants commit suicide?0 -
Wouldn't you if a dog peed on you?
why are there no letters under the 1 key on a deskphone?0 -
Dialing a '1' first always means long distance. There are no exchanges that start with a 1. So if "ABC" was on the one, lots of businesses could not have a spelled out tel #. Aarons,,, Bobbys,,, Charlies.
Do you ever make up crap and then just kind'a run it up the flagpole and see who salutes? :laugh:0 -
Yeah, it's my job :laugh:
Who wrote the book of love?0 -
The devil!
Why do people say "I need to fix my hair" we have more then one dont we?0 -
The same reason we call a toothbrush what it is. It should be called a teethbrush, technically.
If my dog eats crayons will he poop a rainbow?0 -
Yes... yes he will.... :laugh:
Why is there silly putty in chicken mcnuggets??0 -
So you can smoosh them on news paper and read the headlines backwards.
When people say "I ate the whole enchilada" what's the big darn deal? Why don't they say,"I ate the whole turkey" or something?0 -
Because they really ate opossum stuffed with yams :laugh:
Why aren't there "people at work" signs... just "men at work"?0
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