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Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. (Game) :)

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  • lalonzo
    lalonzo Posts: 557
    Because they must be Choking!! - Poor Gorillas


    Why do Bratz dolls have big heads?
  • immacookie
    immacookie Posts: 7,424 Member
    cuz they kill people with their cotton candy guns! (ok well my answer still applies to Bratz :laugh: :laugh: )


    Why are down escalators still called "escalators"
  • Behavior_Modification
    Behavior_Modification Posts: 24,482 Member
    I agree. Let's start calling them declinators :noway: :huh:

    Why is popping someone else's bubble gum bubble so much fun?
  • lalonzo
    lalonzo Posts: 557
    Cuz when they've blown it really big - it gets in their hair and it's hilarious lol


    Why does Betty Boop have short hair?
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
    She has long hair, her big head just shrunk it up.


    Why are pies thrown in peoples faces funny?
  • lalonzo
    lalonzo Posts: 557
    Cuz they usually say something annoying right before - serves them right lol ;)


    Why do men like tools?
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
    They are tinker toys for adults.


    Who did it, Proffessor Plum in the study with a lead pipe or Miss Scarlet in the kitchen with a meat cleaver?
  • jewelshere
    jewelshere Posts: 91
    The man in the yellow hat with a banana peel in the closet

    Where are the Wild Things?
  • genann
    genann Posts: 236
    Out in my back yard......

    why is it 10:45PM
  • lalonzo
    lalonzo Posts: 557
    Cuz time flys when you're having fun - unlike when ur at work at it goes by slow :/ But luckily we have mfp games :)

    Why is Barney Purple?
  • victorianjewel
    victorianjewel Posts: 759
    He ate too many blueberries

    Why are there advertisements for cookies on my page here?
  • immacookie
    immacookie Posts: 7,424 Member
    The cookie monster is stalking you


    What about love? Don't you want someone to care about you? (everyone sing with me! :laugh: )
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
    Kumbaya!!!!



    Why do ghosts haunt houses?
  • immacookie
    immacookie Posts: 7,424 Member
    Cause it's too hot outside

    Why the Teletubbies... just WHY
  • lalonzo
    lalonzo Posts: 557
    Cuz they are trying to brainwash us with their alien language nobody can understand

    Why do people try to stand on their head?
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
    to undo their wrinkles


    How do boats float?
  • victorianjewel
    victorianjewel Posts: 759
    They have strings that attach to the sky

    What rhymes with orange?
  • RoadDog
    RoadDog Posts: 2,946 Member
    DJ Jazzy Banana

    Who said that?
  • lalonzo
    lalonzo Posts: 557
    Dj Ivy

    Why doesn't Batman fly like Superman?
  • Behavior_Modification
    Behavior_Modification Posts: 24,482 Member
    He's a physically challenged bat...similar to the penguin in the bird family.

    What time do roses bloom?
  • RoadDog
    RoadDog Posts: 2,946 Member
    Before the onions, but after the idiots.


    Who pushed Tweedle Dee?
  • victorianjewel
    victorianjewel Posts: 759
    I did

    Where was Tweedle Dumb
  • lalonzo
    lalonzo Posts: 557
    Asleep - he partied late last night

    Why was Mary Mary quite contrary?
  • RoadDog
    RoadDog Posts: 2,946 Member
    Opiates

    Every one worries about the poor dolphin caught in the tuna net. What about the damn tuna?
  • victorianjewel
    victorianjewel Posts: 759
    The tuna could read, so he thought the net was a safe one.

    Why was the sheep black?
  • lalonzo
    lalonzo Posts: 557
    Cause Little Bo Peep dyed his hair


    What song are the birds singing today?
  • RoadDog
    RoadDog Posts: 2,946 Member
    too late
  • CasperO
    CasperO Posts: 2,913 Member
    What song are the birds singing today?
    They're all singing "Rockin' Robin",,, and the sparrows are pissed about it.

    Why did the Raven say "Nevermore"?
  • RoadDog
    RoadDog Posts: 2,946 Member
    He lisped so "STOP" was out of the question.

    What ever happened to Baby Jane?
  • victorianjewel
    victorianjewel Posts: 759
    She fell down the Rabbit Hole

    Why can't I concentrate on work today?
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