Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. (Game) :)
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Because it has jiggle!
Why is my hair frizzy today
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Well, of course it will be silly, stop sticking your finger in light sockets!
What flowers are green colored?0 -
The flowers that Shrek gave to Fiona
Why can't we fly in cars like the Jetsons?0 -
Well, according to Family Guy, the Irish had flying cars at one point, and then they discovered Whiskey and then I think they crashed them all and burned the blueprints.
Why don't more people have bumper cars in their home?0 -
Because it would break the fine china and crystal
Why don't ferris wheels go rolling away?0 -
There's a magical vortex around each one that keeps them in place.
Why do dryers eat socks?0 -
More protein than the lint
Why don't magnets stick to every metal?0 -
Cuz they prefer Heavy Metal
Why is my hair growing so slow?0 -
Because our world is a scary place and your hair knows it and doesn't want to come out.
Why am I day dreaming about doughnuts?0 -
Who isn't?
Why do I always cry during weddings....even ones in movies?0 -
Cause you don't get to go on the honeymoon!
Why is some cheddar cheese yellow and other white0 -
Different races of cheese
Why do some days at work seem to take forever and others drag on and on?0 -
Because these are the days of our lives (1:53pm and still dragging on here)
If white chocolate doesn't have cocoa - why is it chocolate?0 -
The term white chocolate was created by the government immigration office to better determine whether you are a foreigner or not. If you understand the term, you're American. If not, you get the boot.
Why would someone want to live in the jungle?0 -
there's no penalty for public indecency
Why do people try to make shapes out of clouds?0 -
Play-doh was too difficult.
Is it possible to go a whole day without emptying your bladder?0 -
Your eyeballs may float away if you try!
Why does one need 5 different "tools" to cut the cheese : http://www.cseideas.com/prodDetail.asp?product_id=60060 -
Have you ever sat and cut cheese for a whole day? Pretty boring... Maybe they thought that the tool set would liven it up and you could have a cheese cutting home party.
Follow up question: Why does it cost $56.25 to have them set it up on your counter? I want that job!0 -
cutting the cheese is hard labor :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Why must it start to pour an hour before I get off work0 -
You don't know it, but we all watch a reality TV show following the misfortunes of some poor soul named brangwen. Audiences gather every evening scoffing popcorn and roar laughing watching brangwen's expression as woe after woe unfolds, currently the fake monsoon episode.
When you accidentally drop toast, why does it always land with the side you've buttered facing down?0 -
Because cats always land on their feet.
Why are we expected to slow down on "speed ramps"?0 -
Slow down? No way, really? Hmmm....maybe that's why I go through mufflers so quickly.
Since when are cats like toast?0 -
They have rough tongues that feel like burnt toast scaping your skin....... (my cat licks my feet a lot)
Where does the jail keep their silverware?0 -
Cell Block E, also known as the Green Mile. So many less tax dollars spent to kill someone by jabbing a fork in their eye.
When is it okay to kiss a fool?0 -
at 4:32AM Tomorrow
Why is snow white?0 -
Because that is what the dwarfs call her
Why are elephants wrinkly?0 -
someone forgot to plug in the iron
Why do people like to smell markers?0 -
i msell merkars wots wrgon whti that!!!
Why do stinky feet smell like cheese?0 -
Because the magic in magic markers smells awesome.
Why do gorillas beat their chests0 -
i msell merkars wots wrgon whti that!!!
Why do stinky feet smell like cheese?
Actually...cheese smells like stinky feet! They make it that way0
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