Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. (Game) :)
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Because it solidifies in veins
Why does my dog chase his tail?0 -
Because his tail caught him one time.
Why won't time go faster today?0 -
Perhaps it's constipated.
Why does it have to be so humid?0 -
It's God's way of saying, "Here, stick to this".
Are trees made of wood?0 -
WOODn't you like to know?
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck??0 -
Woodchucks can't chuck wood.
Is Lady Gaga hot or not?0 -
Depends on what the temperature is where she is at
Why did God create teenagers?0 -
She must be she alway walks around in her undies
Why do celebrities think a size 4 is fat?0 -
Depends on what the temperature is where she is at
Why did God create teenagers?
Revenge
Why do celebrities think a sz 4 is fat?0 -
Their brains have shrunk due to lack of nutrition
Why does my office building have the AC set on 65?0 -
They are assisting you with the weight loss by forcing your to burn more calories to raise your body temperature. Aren't they thoughtful?
Why am I so addicted to these games?0 -
You are trying to figure out the meaning of life
Why are chewable vitamins chewable?0 -
Because rocks aren't good for you
How many blind one-armed monkeys does it take to paint the ceiling?0 -
16
How come our elbows & knees only bend one way and not both?0 -
We're not gumby
Why is "yo gabba gabba" so disturbing?0 -
Because the translation is "I'm going to kill you".
Why aren't more fruits as decorative as pineapple?0 -
Cuz they aren't tall enough
Why aren't apples Pink?0 -
because people would think they were giant pieces of bubble gum
Why weren't we made with larger bladders?0 -
We'd just be bloated all the time
What does water taste like?0 -
Water tastes like the color of wind.
Why does the sun have to be so blinding?0 -
cuz the rainbow isn't out
Why aren't rock songs about rocks?0 -
Same reason country songs aren't about countries
Why does 5pm come so soon??? ('till tomorrow everyone)0 -
cuz we moved the clocks back (have a goodnight)
why don't bears have designs on their tummys like care bears?0 -
our designer got lazy
What time is it in heaven?0 -
Magical Time
If you taste the rainbow when you eat skittles what do you taste when you eat sweetarts?0 -
the leprechaun...ew, he's sour!
What do blind people think colors look like?0 -
they have seen them in a dream, so they really know what they look like
Why does all the worst food for you taste the best?0 -
Because Eve ate that apple!!!!
Why is it always called midnight snack?0 -
cuz they couldn't come up with anything better since they were sleepwalking.
Why are the basic colors for baby boys blue and for baby girls pink?0 -
Because Black and White would just be "read" all over!!!
Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill??0
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