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  • Lparault
    Lparault Posts: 100
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    elevendy.




    If lords leap and swans swim, and e= MC2, where did I leave my sunglasses?
  • wolf23
    wolf23 Posts: 4,161 Member
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    Darn too slow!!!

    Zero...sandwiches are made by elves.

    Why do the spots on bananas appear during the night?
  • Lparault
    Lparault Posts: 100
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    3- two to hold the bread and one to place the ingrediants

    why do people park by no parking signs?


    For the thrill of disobeying.


    Where are the slow children and why are they playing?
  • mcbeth
    mcbeth Posts: 53 Member
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    they are some where over the Rainbow

    How to they get the "jelly" in jellybeans
  • victorianjewel
    victorianjewel Posts: 759
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    moon powered bass guitars

    Is it wrong to spend $2.25 on an imported chocolate bar with cookie crumbles in it?

    Galaxy Cookie Crumbs for our friends over the pond :)
  • CreativeRedhead
    CreativeRedhead Posts: 2,166
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    No....chocolate is good.


    Is it wrong to suddenly crave chocolate now??
  • Behavior_Modification
    Behavior_Modification Posts: 24,482 Member
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    Yes, that is the 8th deadly sin. You must be whipped!

    Why do people answer their telephones by saying "hello"?
  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee Posts: 4,463 Member
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    Yes, that is the 8th deadly sin. You must be whipped!

    Why do people answer their telephones by saying "hello"?

    In the middle ages, hello actually meant, "Go away, I'm eating", thus the popularity of saying hello began.

    Last night, my glass had water in it, today there's none...what happened?
  • courtney_love2001
    courtney_love2001 Posts: 1,468 Member
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    Someone is sabotaging you!!

    Who moved my cheese?
  • sandara
    sandara Posts: 830 Member
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    It was a dirty rat that moved your cheese!

    Are you asleep?
  • HealthyChanges2010
    HealthyChanges2010 Posts: 5,831 Member
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    on a biscuit


    Why do cats have teeth?
  • genann
    genann Posts: 236
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    can't find good fitting dentures


    Why do trees grow from the tops instead of from the ground up?
  • xonophone
    xonophone Posts: 474 Member
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    Because they are afraid of heights.

    How now brown cow?
  • oats4breakfast
    oats4breakfast Posts: 225
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    Wet and wild in the chicken coup.

    why isn't it chikin or chiken?
  • mamagooskie
    mamagooskie Posts: 2,964 Member
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    up your nose with a rubber hose

    which direction do birds go when they fly south?
  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee Posts: 4,463 Member
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    3 blocks that way --->

    Can you define the word "alligator" for me?
  • mamagooskie
    mamagooskie Posts: 2,964 Member
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    it means see you later

    why do we have forheads....and not twoheags or threeheads?
  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee Posts: 4,463 Member
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    Because "fore" means to dance, and that's what foreheads are for.

    I didn't water my plants and they died...what the frig happened?
  • Lparault
    Lparault Posts: 100
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    Conspiracy.




    If a man speaks and there's no one there to hear him, do bears still look gift horses in the mouth?
  • georgette70
    georgette70 Posts: 158
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    No, bears are afraid of horses and would never look a horse in the mouth, especially a gift horse.!?!?!

    If my nose is itchy does that mean I will be kissed by a fool???

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