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  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee Posts: 4,463 Member
    I dream in spandex.

    If French is the language of love, what is the language of hate?
  • courtney_love2001
    courtney_love2001 Posts: 1,468 Member
    German.

    What species exactly was Alf?
  • xonophone
    xonophone Posts: 474 Member
    Bare!
    Wow, thanks! Ive actually been wondering that since I heard it on a TV show many years ago LOL!
    Two plus two is...

    Not legal in most states
  • firegirlred
    firegirlred Posts: 674 Member
    Two plus two is...

    Not legal in most states

    Okay... This gets an award!
  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee Posts: 4,463 Member
    German.

    What species exactly was Alf?

    Alf was Alferian.

    I found this hammer, but I'm not sure what to do with it?
  • georgette70
    georgette70 Posts: 158
    Use your hammer to paint your toenails!

    Why does the world turn?
  • courtney_love2001
    courtney_love2001 Posts: 1,468 Member
    because God really likes to "spin the top"

    what is lint made of?
  • rjadams
    rjadams Posts: 4,029 Member
    fairy cat hairballs.

    where do my socks go when they disappear?
  • genann
    genann Posts: 236
    Into the Bermuda triangle

    Why do flies fly
  • Is it still salty with the oil spill?...jus wondering
  • HealthyChanges2010
    HealthyChanges2010 Posts: 5,831 Member
    Into the Bermuda triangle

    Why do flies fly

    Because dogs have tails!


    Why do chips crunch when you eat them?
  • Behavior_Modification
    Behavior_Modification Posts: 24,482 Member
    Because they're not made from potatoes, they're really made from cockroach shells.

    Why isn't Red Bull red?
  • HealthyChanges2010
    HealthyChanges2010 Posts: 5,831 Member
    Because they're not made from potatoes, they're really made from cockroach shells.

    Why isn't Red Bull red?


    (I'm not sure I'll EVER forget now that chips should not be eaten because of why they crunch Diane!!!:sick: :noway: :tongue: :laugh:)

    Because pickles are green!


    Why do yoodlers Yoodle?
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
    Because their liederhosen are too tight.



    Why do dogs bark?
  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee Posts: 4,463 Member
    To let you know that Timmy has fallen down the well.


    Is ice cream a diet food?
  • rjadams
    rjadams Posts: 4,029 Member
    Yes its part of the I want to be 500 pounds diet.

    why is the world round.?
  • FitToBeFab
    FitToBeFab Posts: 537 Member
    Because it's easier to draw a circle on a map than a trapazoid.

    What can I buy for a dollar?
  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee Posts: 4,463 Member
    An all expenses paid trip to bed.

    If I had a little more than I have right now, would I have a lot?
  • genann
    genann Posts: 236
    An all expenses paid trip to bed.

    If I had a little more than I have right now, would I have a lot?


    Depends on how much you have right now...

    How large is a lot?
  • courtney_love2001
    courtney_love2001 Posts: 1,468 Member
    This is what you would have....http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html

    Where did the saying "beat around the bush" come from?
  • genann
    genann Posts: 236
    from the good ole days...

    Why do tree blow in the wind....
  • chanson104
    chanson104 Posts: 859
    Because they can't fly.

    How can teenagers know everything when someone twice their age knows nothing?
  • courtney_love2001
    courtney_love2001 Posts: 1,468 Member
    they are delusional :laugh:

    Where has all the rum gone?
  • genann
    genann Posts: 236
    It was all used in the eggnog...

    Why does it rain in Iowa ALL the time???????
  • firegirlred
    firegirlred Posts: 674 Member
    Because something has to hold the river and stream beds down.

    Why must you crawl before you can walk?
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
    It's your bodies way of telling you to lay off the booze:wink:




    Why do stars twinkle?
  • GooBeGone
    GooBeGone Posts: 439 Member
    b/c they have to pee.

    y do we put our coats on the back of our chairs?
  • immacookie
    immacookie Posts: 7,424 Member
    So the arms don't get cold

    Why are blackberries purple?
  • danazsweet
    danazsweet Posts: 52
    Because they're cold.
    Why do doves cry?
  • sexygenius
    sexygenius Posts: 1,078 Member
    beacuse prince is a jerk

    what is the answer to life,the universe,and everything?
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