Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. (Game) :)
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Cuz theylike tumbling down the hill
How did the old woman live in a shoe?0 -
To fool around under the bleachers
The old woman worked for Odor Eaters
Why are bagels so dang good0 -
because if they aren't good they'll have to sit in time out
what did they chew on before gum was invinted?0 -
Tree sap
Why are the airlines such pain the azzes0 -
To make their flight seats appear more comfortable.
Why do sticky notes come in 12 different sizes?0 -
Because 11 wasn't enough and 13 was too many
Why are weekends only two days and work weeks 5 days?0 -
Yeah, what's up with that? I demand a recount!!!
What is trick -or-treating?0 -
The same person that made chocolate fattening made that one up!!!!!
Where do babies come from?0 -
Yeah, what's up with that? I demand a recount!!!
What is trick -or-treating?
A trap set by diet companies
Where do babies come from?0 -
They are direct descendents of the crapolasaurus.
How come some of the intersections in my neighborhood don't have any traffic signs?0 -
HA!!!
So the cops can buy donuts with the money the get for writing you a ticket!!!!
Why does the word lisp have an "s" in it?0 -
Just to prove its point.
Why does the word Phonetic start with PH?0 -
It was too educated to be an "f" word!!!!
Why are there life vests on airplanes?0 -
I've never seen an airplane wearing a life vest. That would have to be one really big vest!
Why do fluorescent lights bring out all our blemishes?0 -
Because they liyke to be in the spotlight!!!
What is a blue light special?0 -
It is cheaper than the red light district
Why are there drive thru dry cleaners?0 -
Well if a red light special gets you all hot and steamy, a blue light special must be like a cold shower with a cold shoulder.
Edit: That's how they get the clothes to dry, by hanging them out in the drive thru.
What do you get when 3 cats go to the train station?0 -
A full litterbox
Why did little earlypearly come by in his curlywirly and ask you if you needed a ride?0 -
Because even insane people need friends to keep them company while riding.
What happened to disco?0 -
It went out with "Saturday Night Fever."
What's at the end of the rainbow, really?0 -
Lucky Charms
Why can't I focus on work today?0 -
Because MFP games are taking over your brain.
Why don't more people wear silver clothing?0 -
Because MFP games are taking over your brain.
Why don't more people wear silver clothing?
Because silver clothing isn't even flattering on sticks like Lady GaGa.
Why do these silly games make me giggle so hard?
(I almost peed my pants when I read that planes don't wear life vests)0 -
Because we use subliminal messages to tickle your funny bone.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a toad?0 -
I don't know but I bet it tastes like chicken!!!!
Where do kids get their energy from?0 -
From their imaginary friends...
Why does the sun shine thru the trees?0 -
Because they refused to move
Why do dogs always find the mud puddle?0 -
So they can mess up your house.
Why does everybody keep talking about that darn earthquake0 -
because you keep asking about the earthquake.
why do women wear bras?0 -
They used to use tape but...Ouch!!!
Why does Jello Wiggle?0
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