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  • Posts: 3,728 Member
    Because work is severely over rated and time off isn't

    Why does my son not want to look for a job?

    (Ooops I Think I already answered that with my answer to the previous question)
  • Posts: 7,424 Member
    Because sleep is better


    What the the purpose of a traffic circle if no one understands it?
  • Posts: 24,482 Member
    It's a scientific experiment and each one is observed to see who can figure it out and who cannot.

    Why can't muscles heal faster?
  • Posts: 184
    Because they're made of styrofoam.

    How do you make sand?
  • Posts: 2,946 Member
    Use tweezers and pick it off sandpaper.

    How do you make a Bull Shot?
  • Posts: 562
    Aim and pull the trigger.

    If up is the opposite of down then where do babies come from?
  • Posts: 759
    Canned peas

    Where do monsters go during the day?
  • Posts: 3,728 Member
    Under the bed and in the closet

    Why do dogs like squirrels so much?
  • Posts: 7,424 Member
    They're squirrly-licious!!


    Who decided where the keys on a keyboard go?
  • Posts: 398 Member
    Yo momma!

    Why are tornados attracted to Oklahoma?
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  • Posts: 7,424 Member
    Yo momma!

    Why are tornados attracted to Oklahoma?


    Cause they're perfect eharmony matches!!!!


    Who names paint colors (and can I have that job??)
  • Posts: 236
    the tooth fairy

    who puts the dew in mountain dew
  • Posts: 398 Member
    Tim Tebow! (love that guy!)

    Why does caffeine give me the shakes??
  • Posts: 759
    Because caffeine is also named jitters

    Why aren't porcupines cuddly?
  • Posts: 24,482 Member
    Actually porcupines are extremely cuddly animals, they just can't find anyone who would consider cuddling with them.

    Why don't I like chicken better?
  • Posts: 759
    Cuz it tastes like frogs legs

    Why is London Bridge falling down?
  • Posts: 24,482 Member
    The bridge is old, has lost its muscle mass and needs to do strength training.

    What is the difference between a gopher and a tadpole?
  • Posts: 16
    everything but the letters "o" "p" and "e".

    why do people lock their doors?
  • Posts: 52
    To keep the wind out.

    Why is that grasshopper looking at me?
  • Posts: 167 Member
    Because you're more interesting to watch than grass...


    Why is that only children can open child proof bottles?
  • Posts: 1,450 Member
    There is no such thing as child proof. It falls into the same category as the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus and Pink unicorns.........


    What kind of breakfasts do they serve at Tiffany's?
  • Posts: 213 Member
    "diamond" back rattlesnake meat with "ruby" grapefruit and "golden" delicious apple salsa (okay, maybe that's on the lunch menu)
    What's up with the word colonel? Who thought up the spelling/pronunciation on that one?????
  • Posts: 1,450 Member
    "diamond" back rattlesnake meat with "ruby" grapefruit and "golden" delicious apple salsa (okay, maybe that's on the lunch menu)
    What's up with the word colonel? Who thought up the spelling/pronunciation on that one?????

    HAHA :laugh:

    Probably the same guy that made up opossum or gnat.

    What are no see ums really?
  • Posts: 213 Member
    My imaginary friends.
    How do millions of ants spontaneously generate and find the one crumb left on my counter?
  • Posts: 1,450 Member
    Well, one ant gets wind of the crumb and he gets all ANTSY, then hands out flyers to all of the other ants in his colony and before you know it you have yourself a block party in your kitchen!!!!!




    Where do falling stars go?
  • Posts: 190 Member
    "where do falling stars go?"

    Usually to some celebrity detox centre. Avoids a jail term and any publicity is better than none at all.

    If we have army ranks such as General and Major, why aren't there Specifics and Minors?
  • Posts: 1,450 Member
    Because Ceneral and Major pain in the butt command more respect than specific and minor pain in the butt.



    Do frogs even taste flies when they eat them?
  • Posts: 213 Member
    Yes, they taste like chicken!
    Why do children and cats always seem to appear and need your attention when you are on the phone?
  • Posts: 1,450 Member
    You get cats and children? Gee I get elephants and men dressed in bay leaves......



    Why did they chicken cross the road?
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