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  • Behavior_Modification
    Behavior_Modification Posts: 24,482 Member
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    They are assisting you with the weight loss by forcing your to burn more calories to raise your body temperature. Aren't they thoughtful?

    Why am I so addicted to these games?
  • HealthyChanges2010
    HealthyChanges2010 Posts: 5,831 Member
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    You are trying to figure out the meaning of life


    Why are chewable vitamins chewable?
  • immacookie
    immacookie Posts: 7,424 Member
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    Because rocks aren't good for you

    How many blind one-armed monkeys does it take to paint the ceiling?
  • Behavior_Modification
    Behavior_Modification Posts: 24,482 Member
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    16

    How come our elbows & knees only bend one way and not both?
  • immacookie
    immacookie Posts: 7,424 Member
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    We're not gumby


    Why is "yo gabba gabba" so disturbing?
  • Behavior_Modification
    Behavior_Modification Posts: 24,482 Member
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    Because the translation is "I'm going to kill you".

    Why aren't more fruits as decorative as pineapple?
  • lalonzo
    lalonzo Posts: 557
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    Cuz they aren't tall enough



    Why aren't apples Pink?
  • Behavior_Modification
    Behavior_Modification Posts: 24,482 Member
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    because people would think they were giant pieces of bubble gum

    Why weren't we made with larger bladders?
  • immacookie
    immacookie Posts: 7,424 Member
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    We'd just be bloated all the time


    What does water taste like?
  • Behavior_Modification
    Behavior_Modification Posts: 24,482 Member
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    Water tastes like the color of wind.

    Why does the sun have to be so blinding?
  • lalonzo
    lalonzo Posts: 557
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    cuz the rainbow isn't out


    Why aren't rock songs about rocks?
  • immacookie
    immacookie Posts: 7,424 Member
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    Same reason country songs aren't about countries

    Why does 5pm come so soon??? ('till tomorrow everyone)
  • lalonzo
    lalonzo Posts: 557
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    cuz we moved the clocks back (have a goodnight)


    why don't bears have designs on their tummys like care bears?
  • Behavior_Modification
    Behavior_Modification Posts: 24,482 Member
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    our designer got lazy

    What time is it in heaven?
  • lalonzo
    lalonzo Posts: 557
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    Magical Time


    If you taste the rainbow when you eat skittles what do you taste when you eat sweetarts?
  • Behavior_Modification
    Behavior_Modification Posts: 24,482 Member
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    the leprechaun...ew, he's sour!

    What do blind people think colors look like?
  • courtney_love2001
    courtney_love2001 Posts: 1,468 Member
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    they have seen them in a dream, so they really know what they look like

    Why does all the worst food for you taste the best?
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
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    Because Eve ate that apple!!!!



    Why is it always called midnight snack?
  • lalonzo
    lalonzo Posts: 557
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    cuz they couldn't come up with anything better since they were sleepwalking.



    Why are the basic colors for baby boys blue and for baby girls pink?
  • georgette70
    georgette70 Posts: 158
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    Because Black and White would just be "read" all over!!!

    Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill??

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