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  • victorianjewel
    victorianjewel Posts: 759
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    Lucky Charms

    Why can't I focus on work today?
  • Behavior_Modification
    Behavior_Modification Posts: 24,482 Member
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    Because MFP games are taking over your brain.

    Why don't more people wear silver clothing?
  • pressica
    pressica Posts: 361
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    Because MFP games are taking over your brain.

    Why don't more people wear silver clothing?

    Because silver clothing isn't even flattering on sticks like Lady GaGa.

    Why do these silly games make me giggle so hard?

    (I almost peed my pants when I read that planes don't wear life vests)
  • Behavior_Modification
    Behavior_Modification Posts: 24,482 Member
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    Because we use subliminal messages to tickle your funny bone.

    What do you get when you cross a chicken with a toad?
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
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    I don't know but I bet it tastes like chicken!!!!



    Where do kids get their energy from?
  • genann
    genann Posts: 236
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    From their imaginary friends...

    Why does the sun shine thru the trees?
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
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    Because they refused to move




    Why do dogs always find the mud puddle?
  • havingitall
    havingitall Posts: 3,728 Member
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    So they can mess up your house.

    Why does everybody keep talking about that darn earthquake
  • SunmayLo
    SunmayLo Posts: 16
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    because you keep asking about the earthquake.

    why do women wear bras?
  • lalonzo
    lalonzo Posts: 557
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    They used to use tape but...Ouch!!!


    Why does Jello Wiggle?
  • victorianjewel
    victorianjewel Posts: 759
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    Because it has jiggle!

    Why is my hair frizzy today :(
  • Behavior_Modification
    Behavior_Modification Posts: 24,482 Member
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    Well, of course it will be silly, stop sticking your finger in light sockets!

    What flowers are green colored?
  • lalonzo
    lalonzo Posts: 557
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    The flowers that Shrek gave to Fiona


    Why can't we fly in cars like the Jetsons?
  • Behavior_Modification
    Behavior_Modification Posts: 24,482 Member
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    Well, according to Family Guy, the Irish had flying cars at one point, and then they discovered Whiskey and then I think they crashed them all and burned the blueprints.

    Why don't more people have bumper cars in their home?
  • havingitall
    havingitall Posts: 3,728 Member
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    Because it would break the fine china and crystal

    Why don't ferris wheels go rolling away?
  • Behavior_Modification
    Behavior_Modification Posts: 24,482 Member
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    There's a magical vortex around each one that keeps them in place.

    Why do dryers eat socks?
  • immacookie
    immacookie Posts: 7,424 Member
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    More protein than the lint

    Why don't magnets stick to every metal?
  • lalonzo
    lalonzo Posts: 557
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    Cuz they prefer Heavy Metal


    Why is my hair growing so slow?
  • Behavior_Modification
    Behavior_Modification Posts: 24,482 Member
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    Because our world is a scary place and your hair knows it and doesn't want to come out.

    Why am I day dreaming about doughnuts?
  • havingitall
    havingitall Posts: 3,728 Member
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    Who isn't?

    Why do I always cry during weddings....even ones in movies?

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