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  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
    You can feed the peanuts to paper elephants.


    How do kitties purr?
  • victorianjewel
    victorianjewel Posts: 759
    They have little wind up motors

    Why does Monday come so soon
  • CasperO
    CasperO Posts: 2,913 Member
    Because it can't remember to keep thinking about baseball. :devil:

    How do you know when you've crossed over the PG/PG-13 line?
  • havingitall
    havingitall Posts: 3,728 Member
    Because time flies when you are having fun and that would be Saturday and Sunday.

    Why is that lady giving the bear head a massage in the pic for the person above me? Correction..2 above me now
  • CasperO
    CasperO Posts: 2,913 Member
    The bear needs a nice massage 'cause he's still sore from the whole "killed and turned into a rug" thing.

    What do you think about when doing 90 minutes straight on your elliptical?
  • victorianjewel
    victorianjewel Posts: 759
    Because, really when does a scalp massage ever feel bad? This is going to kill me!

    What does your signature line mean? (All I can think of is the Swedish chef from the Muppets)
  • havingitall
    havingitall Posts: 3,728 Member
    The bear needs a nice massage 'cause he's still sore from the whole "killed and turned into a rug" thing.

    What do you think about when doing 90 minutes straight on your elliptical?

    "I wish this was over" and "That's an awesome song on my ipod" and " I need to change up my play list"

    Why is it so hot and humid outside?
  • lalonzo
    lalonzo Posts: 557
    Because the earth bounced into a Huge Rainforest


    What makes Purple eyeshadow purple?
  • CasperO
    CasperO Posts: 2,913 Member
    There is actually no such thing as purple eye shadow - those women have all actually recently walked into doors. The purple eyes craze of the early 80's was the silent, terrifying legacy of that era of heavy drug induced clumsiness.

    My sig line is in fact a quotation from my favorite TV chef, from whom I acquired all my cooking skills. But I do not speak swedish - what does " Børk! Børk! Børk! " actually mean?
  • victorianjewel
    victorianjewel Posts: 759
    Its means Eat Eat Eat!!

    When is summer coming here?
  • dmvbnoslo
    dmvbnoslo Posts: 213 Member
    You blinked and missed it :-(
    Why is the earth round?
  • victorianjewel
    victorianjewel Posts: 759
    Because it would look funny if it was trapezoid shaped.

    Are you really a blue faceless person?
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
    Yes they are a group of beings related to the Smurfs, the Faceless Geometric Blue People Tribe or the FGBPT for short.


    FGBPT
  • TeamLeela
    TeamLeela Posts: 3,302
    Steph, where's the question?
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
    I am zoning between 5 letters and stupid. :tongue:

    Why do people have to see what they got when they blow their noses?
  • Precious_Nissa
    Precious_Nissa Posts: 416
    Because if it looks good enough, maybe they want a noon snack !!! lol :)

    Why is the Sun hot and yellow?
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
    We would all look smurfy it were blue.


    Why does helium make you talk funny?
  • Precious_Nissa
    Precious_Nissa Posts: 416
    It doesnt make you talk funny, its just showing how much air you really have in your brain !!! :)

    How come it takes so many blondes to screw in a light bulb?
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
    So they could have more fun doing it?

    Why is Pi square?
  • dmvbnoslo
    dmvbnoslo Posts: 213 Member
    Nerdiness runs deep in his family.
    Are there really monsters under the bed?
  • chanson104
    chanson104 Posts: 859
    Only on the third Tuesday of each month.

    Why do people stand in line for hours to buy a new phone?
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
    Withdrawals.

    What is the point of pantyhose?
  • CasperO
    CasperO Posts: 2,913 Member
    To allow semi-clothed women to look basically nude. You could actually go nude you know,,, most of us won't mind.

    Why is my officemate so angry? Always, constantly shriekingly agitated P-O'ed angry. I pity him, which is why I haven't killed him yet.
  • TeamLeela
    TeamLeela Posts: 3,302
    He needs to get laid.

    Why do bikers wear leather in the summer?
  • CasperO
    CasperO Posts: 2,913 Member
    Because chiffon wrinkles.

    Does Cheer really work in all temperatures? Like,,, if you worked in a steel mill and you dumped a box of Cheer into the 2500 degree vat of molten steel, would it clean the steel?
  • victorianjewel
    victorianjewel Posts: 759
    To allow semi-clothed women to look basically nude. You could actually go nude you know,,, most of us won't mind.

    Why is my officemate so angry? Always, constantly shriekingly agitated P-O'ed angry. I pity him, which is why I haven't killed him yet.

    Good to see that you're sympathic to his plight

    Yes, it would, the steel would be "stainless" :laugh:
  • CasperO
    CasperO Posts: 2,913 Member
    Wow,,, you know, in my business I do a lot with Stainless Steel, I know what makes it steel, and I know what makes it stainless, (low carbon content and alloying agents like Chromium, Vanadium, etc.etc.). I gotta admit that even when I was typing the joke that didn't cross my mind. D'oh!

    Banned for not posting a stupid question... Ooh, sorry, wrong thread.

    Why is my ol' lady's doc such a total tool?
  • victorianjewel
    victorianjewel Posts: 759
    Because he keeps his hands in his pockets

    Why does my cat have no tail?
  • CasperO
    CasperO Posts: 2,913 Member
    Manx cat. Or tragic rocking chair accident when she was a kitten. Poor thing is still traumatized,,, it's the cause of all the vomiting. Your call.

    Why do I spend an hour a day taking care of 2 dogs? I don't even like dogs...
  • victorianjewel
    victorianjewel Posts: 759
    Because you're their "b*tch"

    Why can't I go home now?
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