worst dates ever

momblobnomore

When I was 18 I went on a date to a theme park Where we both had passes. The guy told me he loved roller coasters and I do too. He threw up all over himself and his leather coat at the end of the ride. Ewwwww.

Anyone else have one?

Cp731

Does that mean he didn't get a kiss goodnight?

Stump_Likker

When I was 22 I went on a date downtown at Christmas for a little outdoor festival. They had a Santa Claus walking around hugging people and passing out candy. My date had a few drinks and basically got into a shoving match with Santa. He was escorted from the area. I was completely embarassed and acted like I wasn't with him. Thankfully I was the one who drove so I went home without him. He called the next day and asked what had happened. I told him and he proceeded to ask me out again. I told him to have a nice life.

amandapye78

I met this one guy and we had a great date and then he took me back to his place...to show me his doll collection. It was creepy as Hell. I ran away fast.

Cutting4life

Banged a chick. Found out later she was married.

mizgiet

OMG... I guarantee I have everyone beat on this one!!! A few weeks ago, I went out on a date with this guy, and while I was talking, he randomly complimented my lips and then shoved 2 of his fingers into my mouth and started rubbing my tongue until I pushed him away. I was so mortified I didn't even know what to do!!! YUCK!!! My friends are still making fun of me about that one. Geez... just my luck.

amandapye78

OMG... I guarantee I have everyone beat on this one!!! A few weeks ago, I went out on a date with this guy, and while I was talking, he randomly complimented my lips and then shoved 2 of his fingers into my mouth and started rubbing my tongue until I pushed him away. I was so mortified I didn't even know what to do!!! YUCK!!! My friends are still making fun of me about that one. Geez... just my luck.

:noway: eeeww, I had a guy take off my shoe during dinner and start rubbing my foot with no warning, it was sooo weird...nothing like yours though

Stump_Likker

OMG... I guarantee I have everyone beat on this one!!! A few weeks ago, I went out on a date with this guy, and while I was talking, he randomly complimented my lips and then shoved 2 of his fingers into my mouth and started rubbing my tongue until I pushed him away. I was so mortified I didn't even know what to do!!! YUCK!!! My friends are still making fun of me about that one. Geez... just my luck.

Um, wow? Lol

mizgiet

Yeah that's so creepy! Some people do the weirdest things... ugh!!

Lisa__Michelle

OMG... I guarantee I have everyone beat on this one!!! A few weeks ago, I went out on a date with this guy, and while I was talking, he randomly complimented my lips and then shoved 2 of his fingers into my mouth and started rubbing my tongue until I pushed him away. I was so mortified I didn't even know what to do!!! YUCK!!! My friends are still making fun of me about that one. Geez... just my luck.

Gross!

iarelarry

OMG... I guarantee I have everyone beat on this one!!! A few weeks ago, I went out on a date with this guy, and while I was talking, he randomly complimented my lips and then shoved 2 of his fingers into my mouth and started rubbing my tongue until I pushed him away. I was so mortified I didn't even know what to do!!! YUCK!!! My friends are still making fun of me about that one. Geez... just my luck.

LOL. I'll be sure to note this down for future reference. Thanks.

BuckeyeBabe10

In for the hilariousness to ensue. )

ladytinkerbell99

OMG... I guarantee I have everyone beat on this one!!! A few weeks ago, I went out on a date with this guy, and while I was talking, he randomly complimented my lips and then shoved 2 of his fingers into my mouth and started rubbing my tongue until I pushed him away. I was so mortified I didn't even know what to do!!! YUCK!!! My friends are still making fun of me about that one. Geez... just my luck.

^ Thank you for the best belly laugh. I cannot believe it.

IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym

I was 16 and a guy asked me to go out. He picked me up, played the "good guy" role perfectly for the family and friends. We got to the dollar movies and at the window he ordered ONE ticket. So, I purchased a ticket. Then, inside, he asked if I wanted snacks. I declined, as I had to think over how much cash I had on me and if I was going to have to also buy my dinner, I needed to have enough for that. We go into the movie and he's all handsy and groping. Wtf?

BenchPressingCats

One that doesn't end in me getting laid.

megsi474

OMG... I guarantee I have everyone beat on this one!!! A few weeks ago, I went out on a date with this guy, and while I was talking, he randomly complimented my lips and then shoved 2 of his fingers into my mouth and started rubbing my tongue until I pushed him away. I was so mortified I didn't even know what to do!!! YUCK!!! My friends are still making fun of me about that one. Geez... just my luck.

:noway: :noway: :noway: :noway: :noway:

Please tell me you bit him.

themommie

Rotfl......thanks gor the laughs

Pebbles91909

When I was about 19, I went on a blind date with a co-worker and her boyfriend. the original guy I was suppose to go on the date with was so drunk he couldn't stand up. His replacement happened to be another guy who was a little bit younger than me, but I didn't mind because he was so dang good-looking. The original date was to a wrestling match (something I hated). However, since my co-worker and her boyfriend had to get someone else to go with us, it was too late to go the wrestling match. We went to the movies instead, watched about 15 minutes of the movie realized we didn't like it, then left to play putt-putt and out to get pizza. My "date" and I were so shy we didn't say probably 5 words to each other. That was my last blind date.

Pebbles91909

When I was about 19, I went on a blind date with a co-worker and her boyfriend. the original guy I was suppose to go on the date with was so drunk he couldn't stand up. His replacement happened to be another guy who was a little bit younger than me, but I didn't mind because he was so dang good-looking. The original date was to a wrestling match (something I hated). However, since my co-worker and her boyfriend had to get someone else to go with us, it was too late to go the wrestling match. We went to the movies instead, watched about 15 minutes of the movie realized we didn't like it, then left to play putt-putt and out to get pizza. My "date" and I were so shy we didn't say probably 5 words to each other.

sdokeefe

A few years ago a friend set me up with a good friend of hers, he was a cattle farmer from the middle off nowhere...my friend should have realised this was not going to be a win based on that alone. He proceeded to spend the night complimenting me on my 'childbearing hips' and my potential for breeding. Im pretty sure he had mistaken me for a cow on his farm.

I went home and thought id made it clear that there wouldn't be anymore dates...next minute he's planning our wedding with my friend.
So so weird.

ShellyBell999

OMG... I guarantee I have everyone beat on this one!!! A few weeks ago, I went out on a date with this guy, and while I was talking, he randomly complimented my lips and then shoved 2 of his fingers into my mouth and started rubbing my tongue until I pushed him away. I was so mortified I didn't even know what to do!!! YUCK!!! My friends are still making fun of me about that one. Geez... just my luck.

Maybe he wanted to show you how to whistle.

IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym

oh, more recently, I went on a date with this tall, handsome cocky *kitten*. He was ok, except that he talked about himself the entire time. Like, how he was a genuine cowboy and he roped professionally and how much money he made and how he wanted to spend it on me (first date) and wanted me to move back to Oklahoma with him when his job was finished. Uh, yea, sure. But, at the end of the date, he said he was going to stay at my place, because he had drank too much to drive home. Unless he was wasted prior to our date, he was not. Anyway, so he repeatedly said he was staying, while I kept politely saying that was not going to happen. He called after he dropped me off and he asked if I had changed my mind. I said no. So, he called 9 more times and left me 3 texts saying how wrong I was for not letting him stay.... crazypants.

ShellyBell999

A few years ago a friend set me up with a good friend of hers, he was a cattle farmer from the middle off nowhere...my friend should have realised this was not going to be a win based on that alone. He proceeded to spend the night complimenting me on my 'childbearing hips' and my potential for breeding. Im pretty sure he had mistaken me for a cow on his farm.

I went home and thought id made it clear that there wouldn't be anymore dates...next minute he's planning our wedding with my friend.
So so weird.

Probably would have never met him if he was a sheep farmer

tehboxingkitteh

A blind date set up by my brother that ended up with the guy stalking me and requiring a restraining order to get him to stop showing up at my work and calling me 20 times a day.

keithmustloseweight

Went out with some chick and she said I looked like I drank a lot.. after she had polished off her first drink and I was half way through mine. Then she talked about her work. Then she talked about her cellphone plan. I hurried up to finish my drink and bailed.

walleyclan1

When I was 16 I went on a date with the assistant manager of Papa John's where I also worked. We went to a movie. He was thinking his friend who worked there would sneak us in so when it turned out the manager was selling the tickets he admitted he had not brought any money. I ended up paying for our tickets and some snacks for us. I am all about sharing the cost but I feel in this situation it was rude to not bring any money. Last date for him!

oregonzoo

These threads have been done A LOT.

Fact: most bad dates take place at Applebee's.

Lift_This_

where do i begin?


worst date ever #1. i was a freshman in college, I had met him over ICQ or AIM...can't really remember. he brought me a rose and a stuffed bear he sprayed with his cologne. we went to a movie and then dinner...i of course ordered a salad...my friends crashed the date and he and i never talked or saw each other again.

worst date ever # 2. I had met Dave at the local bar while singing karaoke. He was a geologist contracted by CalTrans to oversee the rockslide. We went out that weekend and i had to drive. First, we went up to one of the local hidden gems for dinner, but saw it was full of old folks so we turned around and walked back to the car. Then drove to another local restaurant and had a nice dinner...we then went to the local bar where he kept a steady supply of drinks coming to me. he took me back to his place where we started making out and lead to some horrible horrible sex...he had a pencil ****...smh...why i remember that i don't know. he myspace messaged me later that week saying he shouldn't have done that and that we needed to be just friends. Never talked to him again.

worst date ever #3. after trying out internet dating, hooked up with "tony" he said he was divorced and looking to date again. i knew something was up when i had to meet him at his work. he said we were going to hang out there for a while and then had sex..horrible sex....smh...as before, never heard from him again. come to find out, he was still married at the time we hooked up.

du4u02

I recently had a date with someone I met online. Apparently, her profile picture was taken before she decided to grow the mustache. In fact, I'm not even sure if she was a chick or a dude or a sasquatche or what. The sex was good though.

ItsCasey

Fortunately, I haven't had any truly awful ones. Well, one really pissed me off, but it wasn't so much a date as a night out with a boyfriend that went horribly wrong, but I'm not going to talk about it here.

whierd

I've never had a bad date.