worst dates ever

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momblobnomore
momblobnomore Posts: 19 Member
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When I was 18 I went on a date to a theme park Where we both had passes. The guy told me he loved roller coasters and I do too. He threw up all over himself and his leather coat at the end of the ride. Ewwwww.

Anyone else have one?
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  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    Does that mean he didn't get a kiss goodnight?
  • Stump_Likker
    Stump_Likker Posts: 2,059 Member
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    When I was 22 I went on a date downtown at Christmas for a little outdoor festival. They had a Santa Claus walking around hugging people and passing out candy. My date had a few drinks and basically got into a shoving match with Santa. He was escorted from the area. I was completely embarassed and acted like I wasn't with him. Thankfully I was the one who drove so I went home without him. He called the next day and asked what had happened. I told him and he proceeded to ask me out again. I told him to have a nice life.
  • amandapye78
    amandapye78 Posts: 820 Member
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    I met this one guy and we had a great date and then he took me back to his place...to show me his doll collection. It was creepy as Hell. I ran away fast.
  • Cutting4life
    Cutting4life Posts: 505 Member
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    Banged a chick. Found out later she was married.
  • mizgiet
    mizgiet Posts: 103 Member
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    OMG... I guarantee I have everyone beat on this one!!! A few weeks ago, I went out on a date with this guy, and while I was talking, he randomly complimented my lips and then shoved 2 of his fingers into my mouth and started rubbing my tongue until I pushed him away. I was so mortified I didn't even know what to do!!! YUCK!!! My friends are still making fun of me about that one. Geez... just my luck.
  • amandapye78
    amandapye78 Posts: 820 Member
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    OMG... I guarantee I have everyone beat on this one!!! A few weeks ago, I went out on a date with this guy, and while I was talking, he randomly complimented my lips and then shoved 2 of his fingers into my mouth and started rubbing my tongue until I pushed him away. I was so mortified I didn't even know what to do!!! YUCK!!! My friends are still making fun of me about that one. Geez... just my luck.


    :noway: eeeww, I had a guy take off my shoe during dinner and start rubbing my foot with no warning, it was sooo weird...nothing like yours though
  • Stump_Likker
    Stump_Likker Posts: 2,059 Member
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    OMG... I guarantee I have everyone beat on this one!!! A few weeks ago, I went out on a date with this guy, and while I was talking, he randomly complimented my lips and then shoved 2 of his fingers into my mouth and started rubbing my tongue until I pushed him away. I was so mortified I didn't even know what to do!!! YUCK!!! My friends are still making fun of me about that one. Geez... just my luck.

    Um, wow? Lol
  • mizgiet
    mizgiet Posts: 103 Member
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    Yeah that's so creepy! Some people do the weirdest things... ugh!!
  • Lisa__Michelle
    Lisa__Michelle Posts: 845 Member
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    OMG... I guarantee I have everyone beat on this one!!! A few weeks ago, I went out on a date with this guy, and while I was talking, he randomly complimented my lips and then shoved 2 of his fingers into my mouth and started rubbing my tongue until I pushed him away. I was so mortified I didn't even know what to do!!! YUCK!!! My friends are still making fun of me about that one. Geez... just my luck.

    Gross!
  • iarelarry
    iarelarry Posts: 201 Member
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    OMG... I guarantee I have everyone beat on this one!!! A few weeks ago, I went out on a date with this guy, and while I was talking, he randomly complimented my lips and then shoved 2 of his fingers into my mouth and started rubbing my tongue until I pushed him away. I was so mortified I didn't even know what to do!!! YUCK!!! My friends are still making fun of me about that one. Geez... just my luck.

    LOL. I'll be sure to note this down for future reference. Thanks.
  • BuckeyeBabe10
    BuckeyeBabe10 Posts: 204 Member
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    In for the hilariousness to ensue. :o)
  • ladytinkerbell99
    ladytinkerbell99 Posts: 970 Member
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    OMG... I guarantee I have everyone beat on this one!!! A few weeks ago, I went out on a date with this guy, and while I was talking, he randomly complimented my lips and then shoved 2 of his fingers into my mouth and started rubbing my tongue until I pushed him away. I was so mortified I didn't even know what to do!!! YUCK!!! My friends are still making fun of me about that one. Geez... just my luck.

    ^ Thank you for the best belly laugh. I cannot believe it.
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
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    I was 16 and a guy asked me to go out. He picked me up, played the "good guy" role perfectly for the family and friends. We got to the dollar movies and at the window he ordered ONE ticket. So, I purchased a ticket. Then, inside, he asked if I wanted snacks. I declined, as I had to think over how much cash I had on me and if I was going to have to also buy my dinner, I needed to have enough for that. We go into the movie and he's all handsy and groping. Wtf?
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
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    One that doesn't end in me getting laid.
  • megsi474
    megsi474 Posts: 370 Member
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    OMG... I guarantee I have everyone beat on this one!!! A few weeks ago, I went out on a date with this guy, and while I was talking, he randomly complimented my lips and then shoved 2 of his fingers into my mouth and started rubbing my tongue until I pushed him away. I was so mortified I didn't even know what to do!!! YUCK!!! My friends are still making fun of me about that one. Geez... just my luck.

    :noway: :noway: :noway: :noway: :noway:

    Please tell me you bit him.
  • themommie
    themommie Posts: 5,022 Member
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    Rotfl......thanks gor the laughs
  • Pebbles91909
    Pebbles91909 Posts: 59
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    When I was about 19, I went on a blind date with a co-worker and her boyfriend. the original guy I was suppose to go on the date with was so drunk he couldn't stand up. His replacement happened to be another guy who was a little bit younger than me, but I didn't mind because he was so dang good-looking. The original date was to a wrestling match (something I hated). However, since my co-worker and her boyfriend had to get someone else to go with us, it was too late to go the wrestling match. We went to the movies instead, watched about 15 minutes of the movie realized we didn't like it, then left to play putt-putt and out to get pizza. My "date" and I were so shy we didn't say probably 5 words to each other. That was my last blind date.
  • Pebbles91909
    Pebbles91909 Posts: 59
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    When I was about 19, I went on a blind date with a co-worker and her boyfriend. the original guy I was suppose to go on the date with was so drunk he couldn't stand up. His replacement happened to be another guy who was a little bit younger than me, but I didn't mind because he was so dang good-looking. The original date was to a wrestling match (something I hated). However, since my co-worker and her boyfriend had to get someone else to go with us, it was too late to go the wrestling match. We went to the movies instead, watched about 15 minutes of the movie realized we didn't like it, then left to play putt-putt and out to get pizza. My "date" and I were so shy we didn't say probably 5 words to each other.
  • sdokeefe
    sdokeefe Posts: 29
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    A few years ago a friend set me up with a good friend of hers, he was a cattle farmer from the middle off nowhere...my friend should have realised this was not going to be a win based on that alone. He proceeded to spend the night complimenting me on my 'childbearing hips' and my potential for breeding. Im pretty sure he had mistaken me for a cow on his farm.

    I went home and thought id made it clear that there wouldn't be anymore dates...next minute he's planning our wedding with my friend.
    So so weird.
  • ShellyBell999
    ShellyBell999 Posts: 1,482 Member
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    OMG... I guarantee I have everyone beat on this one!!! A few weeks ago, I went out on a date with this guy, and while I was talking, he randomly complimented my lips and then shoved 2 of his fingers into my mouth and started rubbing my tongue until I pushed him away. I was so mortified I didn't even know what to do!!! YUCK!!! My friends are still making fun of me about that one. Geez... just my luck.

    Maybe he wanted to show you how to whistle.
    :tongue:

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