worst dates ever
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Jimminy cricket! The only way this date could have been worse is if he actually hurt you physically...Ooooh oohhh, I've got one! It's long though, I warn you!
It was horrible enough that I thought maybe I'd dreamt it out of a bad movie or something, but turns out the bartenders remember me and now rate any date I bring there based off that one...
It started with a blind date that my (former) friend set up. I met him at a local bar/pool hall because I didn't want him to know where I lived. I show up, sit at the bar and wait for him. I was making friends with the bartenders since the bar was pretty empty that night, and I didn't actually notice how much time went by. When he finally showed up he was 45 minutes late. Didn't apologize, didn't even mention it. I'm the forgiving type (sometimes) so I decided to keep an open mind and kept going with the date.
We go over to get the balls and rack at the counter, and I stand there while he just looks at me. He waited for me to ask for them, and waited for me to direct us to a table. We started to play, and while I admit that I suck at pool, he kept trying to "help" me...by bending over behind me anytime he got the chance and trying to dry hump my *kitten*. I asked him to stop a couple of times, and eventually ended up racking HIS balls with my stick "by accident". Didn't help.
During the couple of hours I put up with this, and him trying to kiss me and look down my shirt every chance he got (which wouldn't have been a big deal if I had known him longer than 3 minutes the first time he tried) HE ordered us drinks and a TON of finger food. Also not that big a deal, because I simply assumed he would be paying...duh. Silly me. I finally couldn't take it anymore and suggested that we end the evening. I walked to the desk to return the balls and rack, and when they told us the total I almost swallowed my tongue. Between the two hours of pool, my ONE margarita, and his INNUMERABLE drinks and literally EVERY appetizer on their menu our bill was close to $200. I waited for him to pay, and he just looked at me and when I said something, he went "Oh, I don't actually have any money. I thought you were treating us." Jerk. Then he explained that his WIFE (oops, something he forgot to mention!) was okay with his dating other women, but not with him paying for them. Nice.
Having no other option, I paid, and he then invited himself to my house. Obviously not happening, and I was pretty clear about it.. Then he came out with "Well, if you won't let me spend the night at your house, then I need some gas money to get home. I don't have enough gas to get there and I didn't bring any money because I knew you'd let me stay." I did a double take, rolled my eyes at the bartenders who were now lined up behind the bar, bent over, chins in hand watching the show and scoffing. I told him there was no way in hell and at that point I would be more likely to pay to make the date end. I walked out the door and he started following me. Because it was late and there weren't a lot of people around (and my car is very unique, which, while awesome in most scenarios, was not so much in this one) I didn't want him to see what I drove so he couldn't follow me or find me again in the future, so I turned around and walked back into the bar.
I sat down at the bar and he followed me back in and sat down next to me, asking what was wrong. I told him he was, and that he needed to leave me alone and never contact me again. He asked why I didn't go home, and I told him that I wasn't stupid and didn't want him following me home.
He kept harassing me until finally one of the bartenders asked him to leave me alone. He copped an attitude with the bartenders (all three were big burly muscle-y guys that I was fairly familiar with) and eventually, after they asked him to leave me alone and then eventually leave the bar and he refused, the three of them, and a cook from the back physically "assisted" him out onto the sidewalk. He kept coming back in while I kept sitting at the bar, and they removed him 4 more times before they had the cops waiting outside when they dropped him off again. After the bartenders explained the whole situation to the cops, they called for backup and while one car took him to jail (good for him, he didn't need gas money after all!) and the other followed me home and made sure I got home safely.
The next time I walked into the bar the bartenders said they'd never seen such a train wreck of a date before, and they'd taken up a collection from everybody in the bar to pay for "my" tab and refunded my credit card. The next week, I was dating one of the bartenders. Didn't work out, but it was exponentially better, and we're all still friends!0 -
Hmm, worst date ever?
- army boy took me to a music festival, spent the entire time telling me how awesome he was (he wasn't), went into detail anout how he had killed an entire family in the country he was on tour in (I hope to god he didn't, either way, not impressive, repulsive) and how I couldn't have a proper opinion on religion or life in general because I had no life experience 'as a civilian' and he kept a hold of my arm the entire 5 hours so I couldn't leave.
- weird guy decided we should go to a local club together, we were sat in a booth when he started 'massaging' my neck then squeezing it. Then he leaned in really close and told me I had a beautiful neck and that he likes to asphyxiate women during sex...promptly left!
- my birthday with my ex-fiancé: I wanted to go to the theatre for my birthday, I had to pay for both of us and the hotel because he didn't want to go, he then moaned really, really loudly through the entire thing (people were really annoyed with him and I was so embarrassed and upset) then when we left we signalled for a taxi/cab but it stopped by an elderly couple who were in front of us, he ran up to them, grabbed the elderly man by the collar and shoved him against the taxi then raised his fist. I had to run after him, pull him off while screaming like some crazy person and then apologise to a horrible shocked couple. Worst birthday ever and the final straw for me.
I've had other bad ones but these three are probably the worst0 -
These... make me feel quite good about myself.0
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I am thoroughly enjoying this thread as I have a first date tonight.
Who knows....I may be back later.
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There was a girl in one of my classes, while in college (~20 years ago), whom I was really attracted too. About half way through the semester I finally worked up the nerve to ask her out, she accepts, and we agree to dinner and a movie that weekend.
Saturday night finally comes, I pick her up at her house and we head out for the evening. Not knowing what her tastes are, I ask if she has a preference as to where we should eat. She replies "Anything is fine, whatever you want" so I suggest a "Black Angus Steak House" since it is near the theater. To which she says "That sounds great".
When we arrive at the restaurant, being a Saturday night, there is over an hour wait for a table so I give the choice of either waiting and then catching a later movie or going somewhere different and still making the early one. She says she doesn't mind waiting and that it will give us a chance to talk. We sit down in the waiting area, decorated with cows, cowboys, cowhides etc. and wait for our name to be called. So far, I think, things are going pretty well. The conversation is easy and we seem to have quite a bit in common.
Nearly an hour and a half passes when we are finally seated at a table. We review the menus, she orders Salmon, I order a Steak Medium Rare and the waitress walks away. All of a sudden, out of nowhere, she tells me that she doesn't eat red meat, the sight of it makes her want to puke, and she begins to lecture me on all the reasons I shouldn't eat it either. The date has taken a rapid turn towards Crazyville. I ask her why she hadn't mentioned this earlier (she had at least 3 opportunities) because I would have happily gone somewhere more suited to her tastes. "I was testing you to see if you would actually eat that crap!" was her response. Trying to salvage the date, I offer to change my order if it would really bother her to see me eat a steak. "Go ahead and eat that 'flesh', I don't care, I now see what kind of person you are." Realizing I am fighting a losing battle I stick with my original order.
Conversation from this point forward is nearly non-existent. Our food comes and she just keeps giving me disgusted looks while pretending to throw-up in her napkin with every bite I take. I am now fed up with her drama and begin to make a show of how much I am enjoying my meal by making "yummy" sounds and using my bread to sop up the meat juices. I even went so far as to tell her how good it was and offered her a bite.
Dinner ends and we agree to skip the movie so I take her home and never spoke to her again.
Funny thing is, she recently looked me up and sent me a message of Facebook to ask how I was doing and what I was up to since we were in school. I have yet to respond.0 -
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There was a girl in one of my classes, while in college (~20 years ago), whom I was really attracted too. About half way through the semester I finally worked up the nerve to ask her out, she accepts, and we agree to dinner and a movie that weekend.
Saturday night finally comes, I pick her up at her house and we head out for the evening. Not knowing what her tastes are, I ask if she has a preference as to where we should eat. She replies "Anything is fine, whatever you want" so I suggest a "Black Angus Steak House" since it is near the theater. To which she says "That sounds great".
When we arrive at the restaurant, being a Saturday night, there is over an hour wait for a table so I give the choice of either waiting and then catching a later movie or going somewhere different and still making the early one. She says she doesn't mind waiting and that it will give us a chance to talk. We sit down in the waiting area, decorated with cows, cowboys, cowhides etc. and wait for our name to be called. So far, I think, things are going pretty well. The conversation is easy and we seem to have quite a bit in common.
Nearly an hour and a half passes when we are finally seated at a table. We review the menus, she orders Salmon, I order a Steak Medium Rare and the waitress walks away. All of a sudden, out of nowhere, she tells me that she doesn't eat red meat, the sight of it makes her want to puke, and she begins to lecture me on all the reasons I shouldn't eat it either. The date has taken a rapid turn towards Crazyville. I ask her why she hadn't mentioned this earlier (she had at least 3 opportunities) because I would have happily gone somewhere more suited to her tastes. "I was testing you to see if you would actually eat that crap!" was her response. Trying to salvage the date, I offer to change my order if it would really bother her to see me eat a steak. "Go ahead and eat that 'flesh', I don't care, I now see what kind of person you are." Realizing I am fighting a losing battle I stick with my original order.
Conversation from this point forward is nearly non-existent. Our food comes and she just keeps giving me disgusted looks while pretending to throw-up in her napkin with every bite I take. I am now fed up with her drama and begin to make a show of how much I am enjoying my meal by making "yummy" sounds and using my bread to sop up the meat juices. I even went so far as to tell her how good it was and offered her a bite.
Dinner ends and we agree to skip the movie so I take her home and never spoke to her again.
Funny thing is, she recently looked me up and sent me a message of Facebook to ask how I was doing and what I was up to since we were in school. I have yet to respond.
:laugh: OMG what a crazy person! I'm so glad you played along I would have done the same thing. :devil:0 -
Met some guy through a BBW dating site. Got all pretty, and had my sis-in-law help me with my hair and makeu . I was so excited and happy because I hadn't been on a date in years.
He picks me up pulls over about two blocks and whips his little dinky doo out and asked me to kiss it. :sick:
Yup that "date" ended fast and I happily walked home alone.
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This provided me with many laughs! And uhm, I have nothing to contribute here, as I've never been on a date. Just here to.. laugh at the worst dates ever xD0
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For those of you that have had so many bad dates, there is one common factor in all of them.
Yes. Men.
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Although I enjoyed the Black Angus story0 -
For those of you that have had so many bad dates, there is one common factor in all of them.
Yes. Men.
Yeah, I suppose it is more reasonable to believe all men are awful instead of looking in the mirror.
I'm pretty sure she was making a joke and you turned it into a really nasty insult. Nice one, bud.
It wasn't an insult, I was saying they need to look at themselves as the common denominator.
But if you want to feel offended, feel free!0 -
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WHAT a weirdo! Seriously, why didn't she say something earlier if a steak place made her uncomfortable? She actually pretending to throw up in her napkin while you were eating? WHAT a nutjob! There's nothing crazy abut not being comfortable at a steakhouse if you're vegetarian, but to act like that :noway:We review the menus, she orders Salmon, I order a Steak Medium Rare and the waitress walks away. All of a sudden, out of nowhere, she tells me that she doesn't eat red meat, the sight of it makes her want to puke, and she begins to lecture me on all the reasons I shouldn't eat it either. The date has taken a rapid turn towards Crazyville. I ask her why she hadn't mentioned this earlier (she had at least 3 opportunities) because I would have happily gone somewhere more suited to her tastes. "I was testing you to see if you would actually eat that crap!" was her response. Trying to salvage the date, I offer to change my order if it would really bother her to see me eat a steak. "Go ahead and eat that 'flesh', I don't care, I now see what kind of person you are." Realizing I am fighting a losing battle I stick with my original order.
Conversation from this point forward is nearly non-existent. Our food comes and she just keeps giving me disgusted looks while pretending to throw-up in her napkin with every bite I take.
I would have dropped her off at Chuck E Cheese's so she could play with the other children---after I enjoyed my steak.0 -
Dated a lawyer once who basically confided in me that he was smart enough to get away with murder. He wanted our next date to be sailing or rock climbing. Sure..... let's go some place quiet and secluded, not!0
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Bump...because this thread is hilarious! Fingers in mouths, creepy penis sightings, oh man!0
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A first date and we were at the movies and he fell asleep and I tried to nudge him awake b/c he was snoring a bit and he was still half asleep and grabbed my hand and put it in his crotch. He was a night shift worker and hadn't had any sleep yet so I gave him a second chance, we've been married 13 years now!
I'm gonna have to try that "hand to the crotch" move someday
That same summer I had went on a date with a guy who couldn't afford a beer let alone dinner, so I ended up paying for everything; he proceeded to get drunk on my tab and nearly passed out at the bar. I also had a guy I had dated off and on tell me a sob story about how he couldn't go out that weekend as he had been to the doctor and was told he had a heart problem, something serious and he was going in the hospital for tests. That weekend I spotted him all over a girl in a convertible, so I asked him how his heart was because apparently he didn't have one.
Earlier in the date with my grabby future husband I was saying how my horoscope the day before matched my day perfectly and he asked "What did your horoscope say today?" I said "Don't know" and he said "I think it said you were going to give someone a kiss" - something cheesy like that. What can I say? I'll take a crude, cheesy but hardworking, honest man over a freeloader or liar any day!0 -
I was 23 and met on a blind date in front of Olive Garden. There is a long wait and he suggests we go somewhere else. Where do we end up? POPEYES. While looking at the menu, this dude puts his hand on my lower back and says "if you want babe we can size up your meal"
at the end of the date he walks me to my car and while i'm trying to say goodbye he puts his hand up to my ear and says "whoa! those are some huge earrings"
he called 2x after that date...needless to say I didn't pick up.0 -
OMG, these are great! Mine pales in comparison to some of these stories, but here we go...
I was about 18 or 19, and met this guy through an online dating website. We had been talking for a while and seemed to get along great, so we decided to meet. We met up at a mall to just walk around and chat to get to know each other. At one point we walked past the Gap, and I asked if he wanted to take a look inside. He says "No. That store is filled with those jeans that are already torn up, which is the stupidest thing ever to wear." Guess what I was wearing? So I said "like these?" while pointing to my pants, sort of laughing because it was amusing to me. He just coldly says "Ya." Then we were at the Bay (a department store), and I touched a bracelet while walking by because it was nice, and the thing was spring loaded! It flew like 10 feet into the aisle. I burst out laughing, because really, it was hilarious. He didn't even crack a smile! At the end of this "date" we said goodbye, then later he texted me saying something like he wasn't interested in me, and made a comment about my personality. I told him good, I prefer somebody with a sense of humour.
Not terrible, but it was definitely one of the worst dates I've been on!0 -
sigh. I was asked out by this suited/shiny booted guy i sort of had a crush on...I was a student then, interning at a design firm...he took me out for dinner, to the restaurant in the CN Tower.
After dinner he told me he had forgotten his wallet.
dang...what well earning guy lets a poor student pay for an expensive meal!:sick: I was totally broke for ages.0 -
A first date and we were at the movies and he fell asleep and I tried to nudge him awake b/c he was snoring a bit and he was still half asleep and grabbed my hand and put it in his crotch. He was a night shift worker and hadn't had any sleep yet so I gave him a second chance, we've been married 13 years now!
He actually wasn't half asleep. He was just pulling a real smooth move.0 -
Wow, that is a bad one!0
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a couple of years ago my boyfriend at the time took me out for a nice night time drive and a nice dinner to discuss our plans for the houses we were looking for to move in together... or so i thought. i was actually being taken out for a drive and for dinner for him to discuss that the other girl he had chosen me over was pregnant with his baby and that he was intending to go for full custody... then had the nerve to say "what are you upset for"0
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When I was doing the whole online dating thing....I agreed to go out with this one guy.The original plan was to meet at a movie theater.Well I'm almost at the theater and he calls me and asks me to pick him up instead because his dad took the car (first warning sign) When I finally find his place, he comes out and looks nothing like his profile picture and looked like he hadn't shaved in weeks
By this time it's way too late to catch a movie so we decide to go to a park overlooking the water and talk.Before we do that he insists on stopping by a gas station to get a beer...he asks me what I want and I tell him a budweiser, he comes back with a coors light and tells me I would like it better. We finally park and I'm already trying to figure out a way to get out of this "date"...a hour of awkward conversation ensues and then all of a sudden he tells me I'm sexy and forces my head towards his to kiss him! So there I am trying to pry him off of me and he takes forever to realize I'm not into it at all.I tell him I'm ready to go home after that and he proceeds to ask me to his place to watch movies...which to me is code for "lets go to my place and bang".I tell him "I don't think so" and when I arrived at his place to drop him off he tries to kiss me again! Most horrible date ever. When I was driving home, he must of called me like 5 times apologizing for the kiss and asking when he was going to see me again. 0 -
I meet this girl at the bar, got her number, yadda yadda. We decide to do lunch and drinks.
During our late lunch, she was absolutely GORGEOUS and looked the part of a real classy lady. Even the waitress came up and said how great she looked (when the date when to the bathroom).
Then we decide to come to my place start drinking a bit.... this is when **** gets weird.
We start making out while watching a movie, the girl decided to bite me hard on the lips and start sucking it like a vampire telling me she likes blood. Mind you we were quite tipsy at the time...
Then she proceeds to bite and scar my arm.
Needless to say she looked ****ing crazy straight out of a horror movie, with my blood dripping from her lips and its on her finger too, but oddly enough it was quite hot at the time.
Never met up again, but that bite scar on my arm lasted for 3 weeks!0 -
Just a few months ago a guy in one of my classes asked to spend some time with me after school, so we took a Friday night and walked around the park. I thought he was cute and, though a little strange, kind enough, so I tugged him under a big willow tree and he leaned in to kiss me. All of the sudden, he gasps and shouts "I LOST MY SHOE!"
Lo and behold, I looked down and he only had on one shoe and one very muddy, stained sock...
To make matters worse he totally flipped out and ran and back up the path screaming that he had to find his shoe, leaving me alone in a city park at night.
He didn't come back and I had to run to the nearest park security phone >:(
What the hell?0 -
I went to a dance hall with this guy I had been talking to, we get there & some chic is all trying to flirt with him, it didn't bother me (one cause I'm not the jealous type & two because he was clearly not interested)
Well apparently the guy she was with got ticked off because this chic kept going on & on about the guy I was with. So he approached my date & said, "I've got $200 that says I can kick your @ss"
I was like are you kidding me, I don't want to deal with a fight & getting kicked out.
Then my date said, "oh really" and turned like he was going to walk away.... however he turned right back around threw one punch & knocked the guy smooth out!!!
I figured we'd get kicked out but the bouncers (who he was friends with) just took us back to the stock room where I made a baggie of ice for his hand.
Who would have thought 19 years later we'd still be together LOL0 -
I meet this girl at the bar, got her number, yadda yadda. We decide to do lunch and drinks.
During our late lunch, she was absolutely GORGEOUS and looked the part of a real classy lady. Even the waitress came up and said how great she looked (when the date when to the bathroom).
Then we decide to come to my place start drinking a bit.... this is when **** gets weird.
We start making out while watching a movie, the girl decided to bite me hard on the lips and start sucking it like a vampire telling me she likes blood. Mind you we were quite tipsy at the time...
Then she proceeds to bite and scar my arm.
Needless to say she looked ****ing crazy straight out of a horror movie, with my blood dripping from her lips and its on her finger too, but oddly enough it was quite hot at the time.
Never met up again, but that bite scar on my arm lasted for 3 weeks!
I hope you got tested after all that.0 -
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Blind date with a cocky and conceded guy (Italian and Mexican). He did not claim he was Mexican and stupid enough he thought I was a guera (negative connotation of white girl). Throughout our night, he constantly asked “What do you think about me…, I mean my looks.” I said couple times not bad, but wanted to wait until the date was over. Finally the guy walks me to my car and decides to ask,” What do you think, do I look pretty good?” I literally look at him and told, first of all, your huaraches (Mexican freaking sandals) are the most stupid dress code for a clubbing and honestly you have a big nose. I don’t find you attractive at all.
The guy was so embarrassed said good bye and never saw him. The next day, co-worker asked, “How was your date?” Well, I told the guy he has a big nose. Nose was a Toucan similar to froot loops cereal. Never touched froot cereal since then. :laugh: :laugh:0
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