inappropriate question... but i want to know. so please no judging.. if dont like the question just

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  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
    Alluminati wrote: »
    I feel nauseous.

    That can happen with long lasting rough sex. Sorta like cardio...

    OP, you may burn a few extra calories. Since you don't like the answers you are getting, you could always experiment and find out for yourself. Calculate your calories, eat them all back, and see what happens to your weight. If you are gaining, or your losses slow down, you are not burning as many calories as you think.

    Due to variations of positions (who's doing most of the work) and efforts, I think it would not be possible calculate accurately. Enjoy it, but I wouldn't count it.
  • EricLFC1892
    EricLFC1892 Posts: 85 Member
    30 minutes? :open_mouth: I think if you could manage to get a full 30 minutes then you could count it as 30 minutes callisthenics maybe but 30 solid minutes even for the fittest of people would be pushing the limits
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
    smadaris91 wrote: »
    DavPul wrote: »
    smadaris91 wrote: »
    DavPul wrote: »
    smadaris91 wrote: »
    DavPul wrote: »
    The search feature is your friend. A quick search and you'll see this topic has been asked and answered 42,855,812 times in the last month. And the answer is no.

    But how are we defining "Weird/hardcore"? Asking for a friend.

    idk I guess more like aggressive lol

    Could you be more specific

    UMM lol idk lol I don't want to get graphic and get flagged lol

    This sex sounds awful

    no lol nothing weird more like the fifty shades of grey

    Poorly written and with a small vocabulary?
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    Wow. Congrats on getting laid.
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
    smadaris91 wrote: »
    DavPul wrote: »
    smadaris91 wrote: »
    DavPul wrote: »
    smadaris91 wrote: »
    DavPul wrote: »
    The search feature is your friend. A quick search and you'll see this topic has been asked and answered 42,855,812 times in the last month. And the answer is no.

    But how are we defining "Weird/hardcore"? Asking for a friend.

    idk I guess more like aggressive lol

    Could you be more specific

    UMM lol idk lol I don't want to get graphic and get flagged lol

    This sex sounds awful

    no lol nothing weird more like the fifty shades of grey

    Poorly written and with a small vocabulary?

    I do tend to judge a guy by the size of his vocabulary :wink:
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    smadaris91 wrote: »
    smadaris91 wrote: »
    kecope wrote: »
    smadaris91 wrote: »
    so I guess the truth is no one has the answer lol its just an enigma

    Sunny Megatron did a segment about this on one of her shows. It was interesting to see the results. If I remember correctly, when compared to the same amount of time spent on a treadmill you do burn less calories than a vigorous sex session.

    However, sex would be a lot more fun than the treadmill even though it's not quite the same as far as a workout.

    WOW very interesting

    Love how you're only taking notice of the posts you agree with OP... Why make the thread in the first place when you don't actually want advice from people?

    because I want to know how many calories it burns. not if people should log it????

    There isn't going to be one set answer. It'd depend on the intensity and effort. And it obviously wouldn't be the same amount every single time. If you want to know, go see if a scientist is running some sort of study and see if you and your significant other can be monitored as you have sex. Otherwise...just include it as part of your activity.
  • smadaris91
    smadaris91 Posts: 63 Member
    smadaris91 wrote: »
    How long and hard are you going at it? It's funny what people say can and can't be counted, even though you're putting in just as much effort as if you were out running, or at the gym!! If I put in the effort, I'm counting it, I don't care what others have to say.

    yea that's what I'm saying! of course I'm not going to be posting my daily sexual activity on here. but I know daily sexual activity makes my muscles sore, like my core muscles and my legs and back lol something has to be getting a workout to create soreness

    But you had sex before you wanted to lose weight, no?

    yes I had sex before I wanted to lose weight but I wasn't watching my calories or adjusting them with CICO. so the burn of the sex would have been irrelevant at that point.
  • smadaris91
    smadaris91 Posts: 63 Member
    smadaris91 wrote: »
    How long and hard are you going at it? It's funny what people say can and can't be counted, even though you're putting in just as much effort as if you were out running, or at the gym!! If I put in the effort, I'm counting it, I don't care what others have to say.

    yea that's what I'm saying! of course I'm not going to be posting my daily sexual activity on here. but I know daily sexual activity makes my muscles sore, like my core muscles and my legs and back lol something has to be getting a workout to create soreness


    Really? Are you sedentary otherwise?

    no I work out and have a active career
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    smadaris91 wrote: »
    DavPul wrote: »
    smadaris91 wrote: »
    DavPul wrote: »
    smadaris91 wrote: »
    DavPul wrote: »
    The search feature is your friend. A quick search and you'll see this topic has been asked and answered 42,855,812 times in the last month. And the answer is no.

    But how are we defining "Weird/hardcore"? Asking for a friend.

    idk I guess more like aggressive lol

    Could you be more specific

    UMM lol idk lol I don't want to get graphic and get flagged lol

    This sex sounds awful

    no lol nothing weird more like the fifty shades of grey

    Poorly written and with a small vocabulary?

    z205099164.gif
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    edited July 2015
    smadaris91 wrote: »
    smadaris91 wrote: »
    How long and hard are you going at it? It's funny what people say can and can't be counted, even though you're putting in just as much effort as if you were out running, or at the gym!! If I put in the effort, I'm counting it, I don't care what others have to say.

    yea that's what I'm saying! of course I'm not going to be posting my daily sexual activity on here. but I know daily sexual activity makes my muscles sore, like my core muscles and my legs and back lol something has to be getting a workout to create soreness

    But you had sex before you wanted to lose weight, no?

    yes I had sex before I wanted to lose weight but I wasn't watching my calories or adjusting them with CICO. so the burn of the sex would have been irrelevant at that point.

    This is an example of majoring in the minors.
  • smadaris91
    smadaris91 Posts: 63 Member
    smadaris91 wrote: »
    DavPul wrote: »
    smadaris91 wrote: »
    DavPul wrote: »
    smadaris91 wrote: »
    DavPul wrote: »
    The search feature is your friend. A quick search and you'll see this topic has been asked and answered 42,855,812 times in the last month. And the answer is no.

    But how are we defining "Weird/hardcore"? Asking for a friend.

    idk I guess more like aggressive lol

    Could you be more specific

    UMM lol idk lol I don't want to get graphic and get flagged lol

    This sex sounds awful

    no lol nothing weird more like the fifty shades of grey

    Poorly written and with a small vocabulary?

    haahahahahaha I meant like the not being weird ie fifty shades of grey without getting vulgar
  • RuNaRoUnDaFiEld
    RuNaRoUnDaFiEld Posts: 5,864 Member
    edited July 2015
    Alluminati wrote: »
    I feel nauseous.

    I hear eating gingers

    can help o:)
  • TavistockToad
    TavistockToad Posts: 35,719 Member
    PikaKnight wrote: »
    smadaris91 wrote: »
    DavPul wrote: »
    smadaris91 wrote: »
    DavPul wrote: »
    smadaris91 wrote: »
    DavPul wrote: »
    The search feature is your friend. A quick search and you'll see this topic has been asked and answered 42,855,812 times in the last month. And the answer is no.

    But how are we defining "Weird/hardcore"? Asking for a friend.

    idk I guess more like aggressive lol

    Could you be more specific

    UMM lol idk lol I don't want to get graphic and get flagged lol

    This sex sounds awful

    no lol nothing weird more like the fifty shades of grey

    Poorly written and with a small vocabulary?

    z205099164.gif

    :laugh:
  • cwolfman13
    cwolfman13 Posts: 41,865 Member
    smadaris91 wrote: »
    smadaris91 wrote: »
    How long and hard are you going at it? It's funny what people say can and can't be counted, even though you're putting in just as much effort as if you were out running, or at the gym!! If I put in the effort, I'm counting it, I don't care what others have to say.

    yea that's what I'm saying! of course I'm not going to be posting my daily sexual activity on here. but I know daily sexual activity makes my muscles sore, like my core muscles and my legs and back lol something has to be getting a workout to create soreness

    But you had sex before you wanted to lose weight, no?

    yes I had sex before I wanted to lose weight but I wasn't watching my calories or adjusting them with CICO. so the burn of the sex would have been irrelevant at that point.

    there's a reason that you have an activity level setting...trying to track every little thing is ridiculous and unnecessary and any calorie burn estimate you get for *kitten* is going to pretty much be a stab in the dark anyway.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    cwolfman13 wrote: »
    smadaris91 wrote: »
    smadaris91 wrote: »
    How long and hard are you going at it? It's funny what people say can and can't be counted, even though you're putting in just as much effort as if you were out running, or at the gym!! If I put in the effort, I'm counting it, I don't care what others have to say.

    yea that's what I'm saying! of course I'm not going to be posting my daily sexual activity on here. but I know daily sexual activity makes my muscles sore, like my core muscles and my legs and back lol something has to be getting a workout to create soreness

    But you had sex before you wanted to lose weight, no?

    yes I had sex before I wanted to lose weight but I wasn't watching my calories or adjusting them with CICO. so the burn of the sex would have been irrelevant at that point.

    there's a reason that you have an activity level setting...trying to track every little thing is ridiculous and unnecessary and any calorie burn estimate you get for *kitten* is going to pretty much be a stab in the dark anyway.

    what-you-did-there-i-see-it.thumbnail.jpg
  • SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage
    SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage Posts: 2,668 Member
    Not sure which thread is better, this one or the mermaids.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    BinkyBonk wrote: »
    Not sure which thread is better, this one or the mermaids.

    tumblr_ls3kp2fb9f1r317bvo1_500.gif
  • Mr_Knight
    Mr_Knight Posts: 9,532 Member
    There's a mermaid thread...?!
  • TavistockToad
    TavistockToad Posts: 35,719 Member
    edited July 2015
    BinkyBonk wrote: »
    Not sure which thread is better, this one or the mermaids.

    I know better ones....

    http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/comment/33320455#Comment_33320455
  • Mr_Knight
    Mr_Knight Posts: 9,532 Member
    smadaris91 wrote: »
    smadaris91 wrote: »
    kecope wrote: »
    smadaris91 wrote: »
    so I guess the truth is no one has the answer lol its just an enigma

    Sunny Megatron did a segment about this on one of her shows. It was interesting to see the results. If I remember correctly, when compared to the same amount of time spent on a treadmill you do burn less calories than a vigorous sex session.

    However, sex would be a lot more fun than the treadmill even though it's not quite the same as far as a workout.

    WOW very interesting

    Love how you're only taking notice of the posts you agree with OP... Why make the thread in the first place when you don't actually want advice from people?

    because I want to know how many calories it burns. not if people should log it????

    Very few.

    Not even enough for a Snickers bar.
  • TavistockToad
    TavistockToad Posts: 35,719 Member
    PikaKnight wrote: »
    cwolfman13 wrote: »
    smadaris91 wrote: »
    smadaris91 wrote: »
    How long and hard are you going at it? It's funny what people say can and can't be counted, even though you're putting in just as much effort as if you were out running, or at the gym!! If I put in the effort, I'm counting it, I don't care what others have to say.

    yea that's what I'm saying! of course I'm not going to be posting my daily sexual activity on here. but I know daily sexual activity makes my muscles sore, like my core muscles and my legs and back lol something has to be getting a workout to create soreness

    But you had sex before you wanted to lose weight, no?

    yes I had sex before I wanted to lose weight but I wasn't watching my calories or adjusting them with CICO. so the burn of the sex would have been irrelevant at that point.

    there's a reason that you have an activity level setting...trying to track every little thing is ridiculous and unnecessary and any calorie burn estimate you get for *kitten* is going to pretty much be a stab in the dark anyway.

    what-you-did-there-i-see-it.thumbnail.jpg

    I wondered if that was intentional....
  • RuNaRoUnDaFiEld
    RuNaRoUnDaFiEld Posts: 5,864 Member
    BinkyBonk wrote: »
    Not sure which thread is better, this one or the mermaids.

    I read the first page of that thread and used my legs to run out lol, you can tell it's the weekend! :D
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    PikaKnight wrote: »
    cwolfman13 wrote: »
    smadaris91 wrote: »
    smadaris91 wrote: »
    How long and hard are you going at it? It's funny what people say can and can't be counted, even though you're putting in just as much effort as if you were out running, or at the gym!! If I put in the effort, I'm counting it, I don't care what others have to say.

    yea that's what I'm saying! of course I'm not going to be posting my daily sexual activity on here. but I know daily sexual activity makes my muscles sore, like my core muscles and my legs and back lol something has to be getting a workout to create soreness

    But you had sex before you wanted to lose weight, no?

    yes I had sex before I wanted to lose weight but I wasn't watching my calories or adjusting them with CICO. so the burn of the sex would have been irrelevant at that point.

    there's a reason that you have an activity level setting...trying to track every little thing is ridiculous and unnecessary and any calorie burn estimate you get for *kitten* is going to pretty much be a stab in the dark anyway.

    what-you-did-there-i-see-it.thumbnail.jpg

    I wondered if that was intentional....

    It probably wasn't but I still thought it was funny :laugh:
  • BigLifter10
    BigLifter10 Posts: 1,153 Member
    BigGuy47 wrote: »
    Beds should have a calories burned meter mounted to the headboard.

    "Keep going, babe! I want icecream tonight!" :joy:


    LMAO!!!! I love it!
  • _Terrapin_
    _Terrapin_ Posts: 4,301 Member
    edited July 2015
    smadaris91 wrote: »
    it was a discussion that me and my friend where having so I thought I would ask. What we where thinking is that when your having sex, you hold in your core and engage a lot of different muscles? not to mention the different positions I could see it being a good calorie burn. (unless your lazy and just lay there lol) it was on the woman health page saying the different things that burn calories. and I was just wondering others opinions on it.


    It is clear my thoughts and others differs greatly. If 'hold in your core' is on your mind then something is going terribly wrong. As for the burn I wouldn't count it. I mean, how many calories can I burn in 27 seconds?!?
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    BigGuy47 wrote: »
    Beds should have a calories burned meter mounted to the headboard.

    "Keep going, babe! I want icecream tonight!" :joy:


    LMAO!!!! I love it!

    :laugh:
  • jemhh
    jemhh Posts: 14,261 Member
    Your activity level setting lets MFP calculate your NEATcalories. From the link:
    Non-exercise activity thermogenesis (NEAT) is the energy expended for everything we do that is not sleeping, eating or sports-like exercise. It ranges from the energy expended walking to work, typing, performing yard work, undertaking agricultural tasks and fidgeting. Even trivial physical activities increase metabolic rate substantially and it is the cumulative impact of a multitude of exothermic actions that culminate in an individual's daily NEAT. It is, therefore, not surprising that NEAT explains a vast majority of an individual's non-resting energy needs.

    Sex is not sleeping, eating (yeah not even that ), and not sports-like exercise. In summary, sex is NEAT.

  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    _Terrapin_ wrote: »
    smadaris91 wrote: »
    it was a discussion that me and my friend where having so I thought I would ask. What we where thinking is that when your having sex, you hold in your core and engage a lot of different muscles? not to mention the different positions I could see it being a good calorie burn. (unless your lazy and just lay there lol) it was on the woman health page saying the different things that burn calories. and I was just wondering others opinions on it.


    It is clear my thoughts and others differs greatly. If 'hold in your core' is on your mind then something is going terribly wrong. As for the burn I wouldn't count it. I mean, how many calories can I burn in 27 seconds?!?

    :laugh:

    Maybe that's how they have sex for a few hours. So focused on the calorie goal and making sure their core and other muscles are engaged they don't really get there and just keep going?
  • TavistockToad
    TavistockToad Posts: 35,719 Member
    jemhh wrote: »
    sex is NEAT.

    Yeah it is!
  • _Terrapin_
    _Terrapin_ Posts: 4,301 Member
    PikaKnight wrote: »
    _Terrapin_ wrote: »
    smadaris91 wrote: »
    it was a discussion that me and my friend where having so I thought I would ask. What we where thinking is that when your having sex, you hold in your core and engage a lot of different muscles? not to mention the different positions I could see it being a good calorie burn. (unless your lazy and just lay there lol) it was on the woman health page saying the different things that burn calories. and I was just wondering others opinions on it.


    It is clear my thoughts and others differs greatly. If 'hold in your core' is on your mind then something is going terribly wrong. As for the burn I wouldn't count it. I mean, how many calories can I burn in 27 seconds?!?

    :laugh:

    Maybe that's how they have sex for a few hours. So focused on the calorie goal and making sure their core and other muscles are engaged they don't really get there and just keep going?
    Well. . . .wow. I can't imagine thinking "Is my gluteal engaged, or is my hip thruster fully expanded" what the hello kitty is wrong with these people. My head hurts.