True Confessions - Don't Judge

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  • dwrightlaw
    dwrightlaw Posts: 804 Member
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    empresssue wrote: »
    empresssue wrote: »
    IC, I'm left handed.... wow that felt good to get off my chest

    Satan loves you my child. <3o:)

    That perfectly explains my meanness

    lol.

    It's just a joke.

    But Satan could totally be the good guy in any comic book.

    * brb punishing evil doers
    * giving naked women clothes and skillz
    * accepts God's unwanted children
    * he flies, has horns, he directs lightning, probably shoots fireballs out of hands like Super Mario

    IC, you spent a lot of time thinking about this. Could you be Satan??????????

    I would describe myself as jovial.

    Isn’t Satan jovial when he steals a soul?

    Why yes, yes she is
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
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    dwrightlaw wrote: »
    empresssue wrote: »
    empresssue wrote: »
    IC, I'm left handed.... wow that felt good to get off my chest

    Satan loves you my child. <3o:)

    That perfectly explains my meanness

    lol.

    It's just a joke.

    But Satan could totally be the good guy in any comic book.

    * brb punishing evil doers
    * giving naked women clothes and skillz
    * accepts God's unwanted children
    * he flies, has horns, he directs lightning, probably shoots fireballs out of hands like Super Mario

    IC, you spent a lot of time thinking about this. Could you be Satan??????????

    I would describe myself as jovial.

    Isn’t Satan jovial when he steals a soul?

    Why yes, yes she is

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I confess .. damn it, I DID do it.. :(

    of course you did; we knew it was you all along...

    you can't help yourself. it's okay. we understand.

    You just get me don't you :*
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
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    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I confess .. damn it, I DID do it.. :(

    of course you did; we knew it was you all along...

    you can't help yourself. it's okay. we understand.

    You just get me don't you :*

    pretty much
  • mybfisred
    mybfisred Posts: 1,388 Member
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    Ic...i always get to this point...typical weight gain
  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,977 Member
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    empresssue wrote: »
    empresssue wrote: »
    IC, I'm left handed.... wow that felt good to get off my chest

    Satan loves you my child. <3o:)

    That perfectly explains my meanness

    lol.

    It's just a joke.

    But Satan could totally be the good guy in any comic book.

    * brb punishing evil doers
    * giving naked women clothes and skillz
    * accepts God's unwanted children
    * he flies, has horns, he directs lightning, probably shoots fireballs out of hands like Super Mario

    IC, you spent a lot of time thinking about this. Could you be Satan??????????

    I would describe myself as jovial.

    Isn’t Satan jovial when he steals a soul?

    I would think more saturnal. But, it's hard to say. I would pick Lucifer as the jovial one.

    * not a character in the bible
    * still the most interesting character

    Satan takes many forms. You know an awful lot-just sayin
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
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    The new Snapchat UI gives me anxiety
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
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    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    The new Snapchat UI gives me anxiety

    Whassat?
  • notsolittledebi
    notsolittledebi Posts: 5 Member
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    I confess, I sometimes blame my baby for me being overweight, but honestly it's my fault for eating like crap while pregnant and gaining 70lbs.
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
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    I am a little drunk
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    I am a little drunk

    Aww I love you drunk, the pm's <3
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
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    I am a little drunk

    Does that mean you're a short drunk? Or were you referring to the level of intoxication?

    OXFORD COMMA WHERE FORE ART THOU
  • sportychic87
    sportychic87 Posts: 214 Member
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    I confess that I over ate 100 calories today and then ‘adjusted’ my food diary so I could pretend that I didn’t...
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
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    I confess that I over ate 100 calories today and then ‘adjusted’ my food diary so I could pretend that I didn’t...

    Adjust it another 100 and it'll look like you under ate 100 calories today.
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
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    I confess that I over ate 100 calories today and then ‘adjusted’ my food diary so I could pretend that I didn’t...

    I constantly lie because I don't want my friends to know how often I have pizza and nachos

    With your body who are we to judge you.

    :blush:

    I still judge you
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
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    Caporegiem wrote: »
    I confess that I over ate 100 calories today and then ‘adjusted’ my food diary so I could pretend that I didn’t...

    I constantly lie because I don't want my friends to know how often I have pizza and nachos

    With your body who are we to judge you.

    :blush:

    I still judge you

    Get out of here

    This is nacho thread to throw me out of.