True Confessions - Don't Judge

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  • bhadbahabi
    bhadbahabi Posts: 575 Member
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    Ic that two to three 5% alcohol beverages gets me drunk and I’ll have a pretty mean hangover the next day. Why am I such a lightweight and why can’t my body handle a little booze?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    bhadbahabi wrote: »
    Ic that two to three 5% alcohol beverages gets me drunk and I’ll have a pretty mean hangover the next day. Why am I such a lightweight and why can’t my body handle a little booze?

    You still have to drink water.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    hud54014 wrote: »
    Way back when I was a waitress, I would give decaff to rude customers that ordered regular coffee during breakfast.

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  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,557 Member
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    SurfyPantsResurfaced wrote: »
    That was one tough decision to make and I haven't slept all night as a result.

    You got this sugar
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,557 Member
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    SurfyPantsResurfaced wrote: »
    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    SurfyPantsResurfaced wrote: »
    That was one tough decision to make and I haven't slept all night as a result.

    You got this sugar

    Dude. get me drunk!

    You got it, pick your poison by the time I get there i’ll have money buy you drinks
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
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    Clever_User_Name wrote: »
    hud54014 wrote: »
    Way back when I was a waitress, I would give decaff to rude customers that ordered regular coffee during breakfast.

    I don't know you, but I love you

    Thanks... I was not put on this earth to provide excellent customer service. I know that now.
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,557 Member
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    hud54014 wrote: »
    Clever_User_Name wrote: »
    hud54014 wrote: »
    Way back when I was a waitress, I would give decaff to rude customers that ordered regular coffee during breakfast.

    I don't know you, but I love you

    Thanks... I was not put on this earth to provide excellent customer service. I know that now.

    It deffinately can be real good or real bad
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
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    hud54014 wrote: »
    Way back when I was a waitress, I would give decaff to rude customers that ordered regular coffee during breakfast.

    HAHAH I always did that, and sometimes would tell people that were were out of Hot Tea...because who orders hot tea at a bar?
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
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    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    hud54014 wrote: »
    Clever_User_Name wrote: »
    hud54014 wrote: »
    Way back when I was a waitress, I would give decaff to rude customers that ordered regular coffee during breakfast.

    I don't know you, but I love you

    Thanks... I was not put on this earth to provide excellent customer service. I know that now.

    It deffinately can be real good or real bad

    ooh yes.. I've got some stories. I'm sure you have some as well.
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
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    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    hud54014 wrote: »
    Way back when I was a waitress, I would give decaff to rude customers that ordered regular coffee during breakfast.

    HAHAH I always did that, and sometimes would tell people that were were out of Hot Tea...because who orders hot tea at a bar?

    I do, fight me.
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
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    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    hud54014 wrote: »
    Way back when I was a waitress, I would give decaff to rude customers that ordered regular coffee during breakfast.

    HAHAH I always did that, and sometimes would tell people that were were out of Hot Tea...because who orders hot tea at a bar?

    The effing hot tea! I hated when people ordered it. I didn't know you could order hot tea from a bar.
  • bhadbahabi
    bhadbahabi Posts: 575 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    bhadbahabi wrote: »
    Ic that two to three 5% alcohol beverages gets me drunk and I’ll have a pretty mean hangover the next day. Why am I such a lightweight and why can’t my body handle a little booze?

    You still have to drink water.

    This makes no sense to me. I’m drinking a beverage hence hydration.

    (This is a joke but it’s a secret so I hid it in parentheses)
  • Beaster_Bunny
    Beaster_Bunny Posts: 501 Member
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    I still find farts funny.
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
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    Motorsheen wrote: »
    SurfyPantsResurfaced wrote: »
    I have lost my voice..just the odd squeak from time to time.


    @SurfyPantsResurfaced


    wait.

    you're a hottie.

    you surf.

    plus you can't speak ?


    ...... you just became every guys dream girl; you know that, right?

    Back off. Mine.

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