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  • DeficitDuchess
    DeficitDuchess Posts: 3,099 Member
    edited October 2016
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    I confess that on Monday mornings I wish the kids could just get magically beamed to school like on Star Trek. I'm talking straight from their bed to school so no Monday morning getting ready, complaints, whines, I don't wannas, etc. from the kids.

    I was irrationally angry this morning for being awake and went off on a bit of a tangent while making breakfast and lunches for everyone. I informed the kids that this will be the last school year that I make their lunches. They're practically adults, time to grow up and buy lunch like big kids.

    My middle school kids make their own breakfasts and pack their own lunches. Mostly because I couldn't stand doing it anymore. Everybody likes different things and nobody likes the same things. The two little ones, I help with their breakfast such as pouring the milk for cereal...but my third grader packs most of her lunch...I will check to make sure its not all junk though...sometimes I need to make a sandwich if she has all cookies packed. She thinks that is a good lunch.

    Last time I packed lunch for the 'kids' was a long time ago. I was still in the Army, at home for that week (use or lose leave). They were running late and asked me to get there lunch ready. At lunch they both opened there brown paper bags up to MREs. MREs back in the early 90s were nasty. Dehydrated everything. Daughter thought it was funny, she was a senior in high school. Son was in middle school and thought nothing of it as that what we ate whenever we were camping. Needless to say, neither asked me again to pack lunch. They both know I have a thing about being on time and next time I was not going to be so 'gentle'.

    This doesn't surprise me, military folks're tough; especially on slackers because they have an impatience, for unnecessary inadequacy!
  • Monkey_Business
    Monkey_Business Posts: 1,800 Member
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    I confess that on Monday mornings I wish the kids could just get magically beamed to school like on Star Trek. I'm talking straight from their bed to school so no Monday morning getting ready, complaints, whines, I don't wannas, etc. from the kids.

    I was irrationally angry this morning for being awake and went off on a bit of a tangent while making breakfast and lunches for everyone. I informed the kids that this will be the last school year that I make their lunches. They're practically adults, time to grow up and buy lunch like big kids.

    My middle school kids make their own breakfasts and pack their own lunches. Mostly because I couldn't stand doing it anymore. Everybody likes different things and nobody likes the same things. The two little ones, I help with their breakfast such as pouring the milk for cereal...but my third grader packs most of her lunch...I will check to make sure its not all junk though...sometimes I need to make a sandwich if she has all cookies packed. She thinks that is a good lunch.

    Last time I packed lunch for the 'kids' was a long time ago. I was still in the Army, at home for that week (use or lose leave). They were running late and asked me to get there lunch ready. At lunch they both opened there brown paper bags up to MREs. MREs back in the early 90s were nasty. Dehydrated everything. Daughter thought it was funny, she was a senior in high school. Son was in middle school and thought nothing of it as that what we ate whenever we were camping. Needless to say, neither asked me again to pack lunch. They both know I have a thing about being on time and next time I was not going to be so 'gentle'.

    This doesn't surprise me, military folks're tough; especially on slackers because they have an impatience for unnecessary inadequacy!
    Well said!
  • DeficitDuchess
    DeficitDuchess Posts: 3,099 Member
    edited October 2016
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    I confess that even though I'd love to reside in a nudist community & in an all glass house because I despise clothing & privacy, I was unable to photographically document, my recent weight loss accomplishment because my body, still disgusts me!

    I saw your my body when you posted on the shirtless women thread. You are BEAUTIFUL and you have a great body! I hope that doesn't read as creepy as I think it does. Point is, You are beautiful!

    It isn't creepy & thank you very much! Those selfies were taken in September 2014, for when I was attempting to date. I typically only take selfies, once annually; to update any profile. I am 4 pounds less; since then & thus still look the same. However those pants hide the flaws, that my panties; wouldn't have. I have flabby skin, surgery scars, stretch marks, dimples & cellulite!
    I confess that even though I'd love to reside in a nudist community & in an all glass house because I despise clothing & privacy, I was unable to photographically document, my recent weight loss accomplishment because my body, still disgusts me!

    I saw your my body when you posted on the shirtless women thread. You are BEAUTIFUL and you have a great body! I hope that doesn't read as creepy as I think it does. Point is, You are beautiful!

    It isn't creepy & thank you very much! Those selfies were taken in September 2014, for when I was attempting to date. I typically only take selfies, once annually; to update any profile. I am 4 pounds less; since then & thus still look the same. However those pants hide the flaws, that my panties; wouldn't have. I have flabby skin, surgery scars, stretch marks, dimples & cellulite!

    I'm slathered with the same. In addition, after 3 pregnancies, my belly looks like I've been attacked by a tiger and my boobs resemble tube socks filled with jelly. ;) The back of my legs look like I've been sitting on hot pavement for a few years.

    What do you ladies think my big mama buddha belly looks like after having five kids? I had to be induced with my twins because they were full term. Both weighed Six pounds and a couple of ounces. I am five foot one on a good day. So yay shirts!!!!!!

    I understand what your saying but there's a pride/glow about being a Mother, that lessons this impact. If I had children, I'd be proud of; my battle scars!
  • DeficitDuchess
    DeficitDuchess Posts: 3,099 Member
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    I confess that on Monday mornings I wish the kids could just get magically beamed to school like on Star Trek. I'm talking straight from their bed to school so no Monday morning getting ready, complaints, whines, I don't wannas, etc. from the kids.

    I was irrationally angry this morning for being awake and went off on a bit of a tangent while making breakfast and lunches for everyone. I informed the kids that this will be the last school year that I make their lunches. They're practically adults, time to grow up and buy lunch like big kids.

    My middle school kids make their own breakfasts and pack their own lunches. Mostly because I couldn't stand doing it anymore. Everybody likes different things and nobody likes the same things. The two little ones, I help with their breakfast such as pouring the milk for cereal...but my third grader packs most of her lunch...I will check to make sure its not all junk though...sometimes I need to make a sandwich if she has all cookies packed. She thinks that is a good lunch.

    Last time I packed lunch for the 'kids' was a long time ago. I was still in the Army, at home for that week (use or lose leave). They were running late and asked me to get there lunch ready. At lunch they both opened there brown paper bags up to MREs. MREs back in the early 90s were nasty. Dehydrated everything. Daughter thought it was funny, she was a senior in high school. Son was in middle school and thought nothing of it as that what we ate whenever we were camping. Needless to say, neither asked me again to pack lunch. They both know I have a thing about being on time and next time I was not going to be so 'gentle'.

    This doesn't surprise me, military folks're tough; especially on slackers because they have an impatience for unnecessary inadequacy!
    Well said!

    Whew I am glad to know, that my answer; was adequate enough! *Wipes nervous sweat, from forehead!* :)
  • DeficitDuchess
    DeficitDuchess Posts: 3,099 Member
    edited October 2016
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    I confess that even though I'd love to reside in a nudist community & in an all glass house because I despise clothing & privacy, I was unable to photographically document, my recent weight loss accomplishment because my body, still disgusts me!

    I saw your my body when you posted on the shirtless women thread. You are BEAUTIFUL and you have a great body! I hope that doesn't read as creepy as I think it does. Point is, You are beautiful!

    It isn't creepy & thank you very much! Those selfies were taken in September 2014, for when I was attempting to date. I typically only take selfies, once annually; to update any profile. I am 4 pounds less; since then & thus still look the same. However those pants hide the flaws, that my panties; wouldn't have. I have flabby skin, surgery scars, stretch marks, dimples & cellulite!
    I confess that even though I'd love to reside in a nudist community & in an all glass house because I despise clothing & privacy, I was unable to photographically document, my recent weight loss accomplishment because my body, still disgusts me!

    I saw your my body when you posted on the shirtless women thread. You are BEAUTIFUL and you have a great body! I hope that doesn't read as creepy as I think it does. Point is, You are beautiful!

    It isn't creepy & thank you very much! Those selfies were taken in September 2014, for when I was attempting to date. I typically only take selfies, once annually; to update any profile. I am 4 pounds less; since then & thus still look the same. However those pants hide the flaws, that my panties; wouldn't have. I have flabby skin, surgery scars, stretch marks, dimples & cellulite!

    I'm slathered with the same. In addition, after 3 pregnancies, my belly looks like I've been attacked by a tiger and my boobs resemble tube socks filled with jelly. ;) The back of my legs look like I've been sitting on hot pavement for a few years.

    What do you ladies think my big mama buddha belly looks like after having five kids? I had to be induced with my twins because they were full term. Both weighed Six pounds and a couple of ounces. I am five foot one on a good day. So yay shirts!!!!!!

    I understand what your saying but there's a pride/glow about being a Mother, that lessons this impact. If I had children, I'd be proud of; my battle scars!

    True enough but not all moms get "the battle scars" from being pregnant lol. Sometimes the moms gain weight when the kids drive them insane and it is better to shove snacks in the mouth then become a raging alcoholic or toss said kids out the window ;) Everyone has their own story and it is just as important as everyone else's.

    Heidi Klum comes to mind! I was pretty lucky, when it came to caring for other people's children; they were very well behaved & I worried that they wouldn't be because I looked like a child myself & thought that they wouldn't respect me because they'd treat me like a peer, rather than their caregiver but they didn't! I even cared for 2 Brothers, that were horribly abusive physically; to their Mother (I was counting the knives, in the drawer every time; to make sure that they didn't have 1) but thankfully were reasonable, to me. I agree & thank you!
  • DeficitDuchess
    DeficitDuchess Posts: 3,099 Member
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    I confess that even though I'd love to reside in a nudist community & in an all glass house because I despise clothing & privacy, I was unable to photographically document, my recent weight loss accomplishment because my body, still disgusts me!

    I saw your my body when you posted on the shirtless women thread. You are BEAUTIFUL and you have a great body! I hope that doesn't read as creepy as I think it does. Point is, You are beautiful!

    It isn't creepy & thank you very much! Those selfies were taken in September 2014, for when I was attempting to date. I typically only take selfies, once annually; to update any profile. I am 4 pounds less; since then & thus still look the same. However those pants hide the flaws, that my panties; wouldn't have. I have flabby skin, surgery scars, stretch marks, dimples & cellulite!
    I confess that even though I'd love to reside in a nudist community & in an all glass house because I despise clothing & privacy, I was unable to photographically document, my recent weight loss accomplishment because my body, still disgusts me!

    I saw your my body when you posted on the shirtless women thread. You are BEAUTIFUL and you have a great body! I hope that doesn't read as creepy as I think it does. Point is, You are beautiful!

    It isn't creepy & thank you very much! Those selfies were taken in September 2014, for when I was attempting to date. I typically only take selfies, once annually; to update any profile. I am 4 pounds less; since then & thus still look the same. However those pants hide the flaws, that my panties; wouldn't have. I have flabby skin, surgery scars, stretch marks, dimples & cellulite!

    I'm slathered with the same. In addition, after 3 pregnancies, my belly looks like I've been attacked by a tiger and my boobs resemble tube socks filled with jelly. ;) The back of my legs look like I've been sitting on hot pavement for a few years.

    What do you ladies think my big mama buddha belly looks like after having five kids? I had to be induced with my twins because they were full term. Both weighed Six pounds and a couple of ounces. I am five foot one on a good day. So yay shirts!!!!!!

    I understand what your saying but there's a pride/glow about being a Mother, that lessons this impact. If I had children, I'd be proud of; my battle scars!

    My oldest was due Jan 1, 2000. She came January 24. 7lbs 11 oz and upside down. Ripped me from *kitten* to appetite. There was no lessening of that impact. Lol

    My Mother gained most of her weight, after a difficult delivery; of my 2nd Brother.
  • DeficitDuchess
    DeficitDuchess Posts: 3,099 Member
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    I confess that even though I'd love to reside in a nudist community & in an all glass house because I despise clothing & privacy, I was unable to photographically document, my recent weight loss accomplishment because my body, still disgusts me!

    I saw your my body when you posted on the shirtless women thread. You are BEAUTIFUL and you have a great body! I hope that doesn't read as creepy as I think it does. Point is, You are beautiful!

    It isn't creepy & thank you very much! Those selfies were taken in September 2014, for when I was attempting to date. I typically only take selfies, once annually; to update any profile. I am 4 pounds less; since then & thus still look the same. However those pants hide the flaws, that my panties; wouldn't have. I have flabby skin, surgery scars, stretch marks, dimples & cellulite!
    I confess that even though I'd love to reside in a nudist community & in an all glass house because I despise clothing & privacy, I was unable to photographically document, my recent weight loss accomplishment because my body, still disgusts me!

    I saw your my body when you posted on the shirtless women thread. You are BEAUTIFUL and you have a great body! I hope that doesn't read as creepy as I think it does. Point is, You are beautiful!

    It isn't creepy & thank you very much! Those selfies were taken in September 2014, for when I was attempting to date. I typically only take selfies, once annually; to update any profile. I am 4 pounds less; since then & thus still look the same. However those pants hide the flaws, that my panties; wouldn't have. I have flabby skin, surgery scars, stretch marks, dimples & cellulite!

    I'm slathered with the same. In addition, after 3 pregnancies, my belly looks like I've been attacked by a tiger and my boobs resemble tube socks filled with jelly. ;) The back of my legs look like I've been sitting on hot pavement for a few years.

    What do you ladies think my big mama buddha belly looks like after having five kids? I had to be induced with my twins because they were full term. Both weighed Six pounds and a couple of ounces. I am five foot one on a good day. So yay shirts!!!!!!

    I understand what your saying but there's a pride/glow about being a Mother, that lessons this impact. If I had children, I'd be proud of; my battle scars!

    My oldest was due Jan 1, 2000. She came January 24. 7lbs 11 oz and upside down. Ripped me from *kitten* to appetite. There was no lessening of that impact. Lol

    My Mother gained most of her weight, after a difficult delivery; of my 2nd Brother.

    I was young with my first, figured the weight would just fall off after having her. And that was my introduction to the slap in the face, crock of lies that motherhood is. Will never forget laying in the hospital bed after having her, I was on my side and noticed that my stomach was laying right there next to me. Like a pool of melting silly putty.
    And now that adorable baby is sixteen and wants my car keys.

    I understand that myth because when I 1st desired having children, I believed that I'd be able to consume; whatever whenever!
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
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    I confess that even though I'd love to reside in a nudist community & in an all glass house because I despise clothing & privacy, I was unable to photographically document, my recent weight loss accomplishment because my body, still disgusts me!

    I saw your my body when you posted on the shirtless women thread. You are BEAUTIFUL and you have a great body! I hope that doesn't read as creepy as I think it does. Point is, You are beautiful!

    It isn't creepy & thank you very much! Those selfies were taken in September 2014, for when I was attempting to date. I typically only take selfies, once annually; to update any profile. I am 4 pounds less; since then & thus still look the same. However those pants hide the flaws, that my panties; wouldn't have. I have flabby skin, surgery scars, stretch marks, dimples & cellulite!
    I confess that even though I'd love to reside in a nudist community & in an all glass house because I despise clothing & privacy, I was unable to photographically document, my recent weight loss accomplishment because my body, still disgusts me!

    I saw your my body when you posted on the shirtless women thread. You are BEAUTIFUL and you have a great body! I hope that doesn't read as creepy as I think it does. Point is, You are beautiful!

    It isn't creepy & thank you very much! Those selfies were taken in September 2014, for when I was attempting to date. I typically only take selfies, once annually; to update any profile. I am 4 pounds less; since then & thus still look the same. However those pants hide the flaws, that my panties; wouldn't have. I have flabby skin, surgery scars, stretch marks, dimples & cellulite!

    I'm slathered with the same. In addition, after 3 pregnancies, my belly looks like I've been attacked by a tiger and my boobs resemble tube socks filled with jelly. ;) The back of my legs look like I've been sitting on hot pavement for a few years.

    What do you ladies think my big mama buddha belly looks like after having five kids? I had to be induced with my twins because they were full term. Both weighed Six pounds and a couple of ounces. I am five foot one on a good day. So yay shirts!!!!!!

    I understand what your saying but there's a pride/glow about being a Mother, that lessons this impact. If I had children, I'd be proud of; my battle scars!

    My oldest was due Jan 1, 2000. She came January 24. 7lbs 11 oz and upside down. Ripped me from *kitten* to appetite. There was no lessening of that impact. Lol

    My Mother gained most of her weight, after a difficult delivery; of my 2nd Brother.

    I was young with my first, figured the weight would just fall off after having her. And that was my introduction to the slap in the face, crock of lies that motherhood is. Will never forget laying in the hospital bed after having her, I was on my side and noticed that my stomach was laying right there next to me. Like a pool of melting silly putty.
    And now that adorable baby is sixteen and wants my car keys.

    I understand that myth because when I 1st desired having children, I believed that I'd be able to consume; whatever whenever!

    I think I kept my local Dairy Queen in business that 9 month. Who is eating a blizzard in January? I was. Every week. It's dairy, I needed the calcium!

    omg I had rice pudding every single day from this grocery store in the building where my husband worked while I'd wait for him. It was so good and McDonalds. Used pregnancy as an excuse to eat.
  • DeficitDuchess
    DeficitDuchess Posts: 3,099 Member
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    I confess that even though I'd love to reside in a nudist community & in an all glass house because I despise clothing & privacy, I was unable to photographically document, my recent weight loss accomplishment because my body, still disgusts me!

    I saw your my body when you posted on the shirtless women thread. You are BEAUTIFUL and you have a great body! I hope that doesn't read as creepy as I think it does. Point is, You are beautiful!

    It isn't creepy & thank you very much! Those selfies were taken in September 2014, for when I was attempting to date. I typically only take selfies, once annually; to update any profile. I am 4 pounds less; since then & thus still look the same. However those pants hide the flaws, that my panties; wouldn't have. I have flabby skin, surgery scars, stretch marks, dimples & cellulite!
    I confess that even though I'd love to reside in a nudist community & in an all glass house because I despise clothing & privacy, I was unable to photographically document, my recent weight loss accomplishment because my body, still disgusts me!

    I saw your my body when you posted on the shirtless women thread. You are BEAUTIFUL and you have a great body! I hope that doesn't read as creepy as I think it does. Point is, You are beautiful!

    It isn't creepy & thank you very much! Those selfies were taken in September 2014, for when I was attempting to date. I typically only take selfies, once annually; to update any profile. I am 4 pounds less; since then & thus still look the same. However those pants hide the flaws, that my panties; wouldn't have. I have flabby skin, surgery scars, stretch marks, dimples & cellulite!

    I'm slathered with the same. In addition, after 3 pregnancies, my belly looks like I've been attacked by a tiger and my boobs resemble tube socks filled with jelly. ;) The back of my legs look like I've been sitting on hot pavement for a few years.

    What do you ladies think my big mama buddha belly looks like after having five kids? I had to be induced with my twins because they were full term. Both weighed Six pounds and a couple of ounces. I am five foot one on a good day. So yay shirts!!!!!!

    I understand what your saying but there's a pride/glow about being a Mother, that lessons this impact. If I had children, I'd be proud of; my battle scars!

    My oldest was due Jan 1, 2000. She came January 24. 7lbs 11 oz and upside down. Ripped me from *kitten* to appetite. There was no lessening of that impact. Lol

    My Mother gained most of her weight, after a difficult delivery; of my 2nd Brother.

    I was young with my first, figured the weight would just fall off after having her. And that was my introduction to the slap in the face, crock of lies that motherhood is. Will never forget laying in the hospital bed after having her, I was on my side and noticed that my stomach was laying right there next to me. Like a pool of melting silly putty.
    And now that adorable baby is sixteen and wants my car keys.

    I understand that myth because when I 1st desired having children, I believed that I'd be able to consume; whatever whenever!

    I think I kept my local Dairy Queen in business that 9 month. Who is eating a blizzard in January? I was. Every week. It's dairy, I needed the calcium!
    synchkat wrote: »
    I confess that even though I'd love to reside in a nudist community & in an all glass house because I despise clothing & privacy, I was unable to photographically document, my recent weight loss accomplishment because my body, still disgusts me!

    I saw your my body when you posted on the shirtless women thread. You are BEAUTIFUL and you have a great body! I hope that doesn't read as creepy as I think it does. Point is, You are beautiful!

    It isn't creepy & thank you very much! Those selfies were taken in September 2014, for when I was attempting to date. I typically only take selfies, once annually; to update any profile. I am 4 pounds less; since then & thus still look the same. However those pants hide the flaws, that my panties; wouldn't have. I have flabby skin, surgery scars, stretch marks, dimples & cellulite!
    I confess that even though I'd love to reside in a nudist community & in an all glass house because I despise clothing & privacy, I was unable to photographically document, my recent weight loss accomplishment because my body, still disgusts me!

    I saw your my body when you posted on the shirtless women thread. You are BEAUTIFUL and you have a great body! I hope that doesn't read as creepy as I think it does. Point is, You are beautiful!

    It isn't creepy & thank you very much! Those selfies were taken in September 2014, for when I was attempting to date. I typically only take selfies, once annually; to update any profile. I am 4 pounds less; since then & thus still look the same. However those pants hide the flaws, that my panties; wouldn't have. I have flabby skin, surgery scars, stretch marks, dimples & cellulite!

    I'm slathered with the same. In addition, after 3 pregnancies, my belly looks like I've been attacked by a tiger and my boobs resemble tube socks filled with jelly. ;) The back of my legs look like I've been sitting on hot pavement for a few years.

    What do you ladies think my big mama buddha belly looks like after having five kids? I had to be induced with my twins because they were full term. Both weighed Six pounds and a couple of ounces. I am five foot one on a good day. So yay shirts!!!!!!

    I understand what your saying but there's a pride/glow about being a Mother, that lessons this impact. If I had children, I'd be proud of; my battle scars!

    My oldest was due Jan 1, 2000. She came January 24. 7lbs 11 oz and upside down. Ripped me from *kitten* to appetite. There was no lessening of that impact. Lol

    My Mother gained most of her weight, after a difficult delivery; of my 2nd Brother.

    I was young with my first, figured the weight would just fall off after having her. And that was my introduction to the slap in the face, crock of lies that motherhood is. Will never forget laying in the hospital bed after having her, I was on my side and noticed that my stomach was laying right there next to me. Like a pool of melting silly putty.
    And now that adorable baby is sixteen and wants my car keys.

    I understand that myth because when I 1st desired having children, I believed that I'd be able to consume; whatever whenever!

    I think I kept my local Dairy Queen in business that 9 month. Who is eating a blizzard in January? I was. Every week. It's dairy, I needed the calcium!

    omg I had rice pudding every single day from this grocery store in the building where my husband worked while I'd wait for him. It was so good and McDonalds. Used pregnancy as an excuse to eat.

    I would've also done this & used pregnancy, as a reason rather; since I wouldn't have known that it was an excuse!
  • DeficitDuchess
    DeficitDuchess Posts: 3,099 Member
    edited October 2016
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    epr3996 wrote: »
    I just had extra Onions for lunch so everyone would leave me alone this afternoon!

    I am resilient, so that won't work; with me! I've even been known to intentionally sit next to people, with awful natural body odor (not filth); simply because no 1 else'd!
  • PrincessTinyheart
    PrincessTinyheart Posts: 679 Member
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    I confess that instead of being stoked about losing weight, I worry about how my face and boobs will look after I reach my goal weight. Like, I'm seriously concerned about this, maybe way more than I should be. I'm afraid my skin will be wrinkly and I'll lose so much weight in my chest that they'll no longer have any discernible size or shape. I'm 44 so this is a real concern IMHO.

    Feh.
  • Timshel_
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    I did get my 6 foot spider out and webbing to put up...but I am being lazy at doing it.

    I mean, actually not lazy with all the other stuff I have had to do, but really I COULD fit it in if I was honest with myself.
  • Kupo98
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    I confess, I spent the week eating healthy and binged on skittles during the weekend. LOL.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    I love taking nudes in the gym locker room when i have a sick pump.
    And then sending those nudes to anyone who want them. Dont judge this narcissist please

    I confess Im wondering whether your inbox exploded after this post :D