True Confessions - Don't Judge
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Social anxiety is just the worst. I feel invisible everywhere I go.
I deal with this too but it's not always the same for me sometimes I do feel like I'm invisible but then sometimes it's the opposite and I feel everyone’s eyes are on me. This tends to make me rather socially awkward.
Holy *kitten* yes I feel like everyone is staring at me a lot of the time
My mom says it's cause they actually usually are
Hahaha which does not make me feel better2 -
I confess that I have a lot of Christmas baking and painting to do still and
I suck at everything
I sit down to finish my painting and it just pisses me off I hate it so much I want to toss it out and say *kitten* all of you ,you aren't getting *kitten*2 -
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I just had hot chocolate with marshmallows and it was delicious1
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I literally want to HURT people who have a cold and get within a 5 foot circumference of me.
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ClubSilencio wrote: »I literally want to HURT people who have a cold and get within a 5 foot circumference of me.
*cough cough*
..oops sorry ..wipe that off your chest 
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nolan44219 wrote: »I confess that I made a pack with a friend that if one of us dies the other has to come over and delete internet search history with no judgement.
I confess I've thought about asking my friend who sells Pure Romance to come get my toys out of my nightstand drawers if something ever happens to me. Before my kid or a family member finds them.
Ha! I already have that arranged.
Funny story, a few years ago I was helping my best friend pack up for a move. As I am packing her bathroom up, do you think she could have warned me that she kept her toys in the medicine cabinet?? As I pull one out her dad comes around the corner and I am standing there holding a HUGE rooster. Awkward.5 -
I confess that, I don't understand the appeal; of these toys & I am single but do just fine, with my own; magic touch!1
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LiftingLady5 wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »I confess that, I don't understand the appeal; of these toys & I am single but do just fine, with my own; magic touch!
hitachi magic wand is all I have to say.
You own a shower massage, shower head, don't you?0 -
LiftingLady5 wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »I confess that, I don't understand the appeal; of these toys & I am single but do just fine, with my own; magic touch!
hitachi magic wand is all I have to say.
Well I do run, the risk of; getting Carpal Tunnel!2 -
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LiftingLady5 wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »I confess that, I don't understand the appeal; of these toys & I am single but do just fine, with my own; magic touch!
hitachi magic wand is all I have to say.
*googles in incognito mode*1 -
Omg you have to plug it in? Well at least if you get electrocuted you'd go out doing what you love...yourself.1
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LiftingLady5 wrote: »
If you hear a buzzing noise in public, is it like Pavlov's dog down there?1 -
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LiftingLady5 wrote: »nolan44219 wrote: »I confess I just forgot my *kitten* name for a few minutes! The hottest female doctor I've ever seen just came in the hospital room I'm sitting in red high stilettos, skin tight jeans, with a very nice butt. Brunette
I bet you did NOT think of my name did you
I bet if I had I would have looked at her and thought meh. Don't try to come in here with you tight *kitten* in tight jeans with high heels you tramp. I already have a name on my mind and I spit upon you!!!0 -
nolan44219 wrote: »LiftingLady5 wrote: »nolan44219 wrote: »I confess I just forgot my *kitten* name for a few minutes! The hottest female doctor I've ever seen just came in the hospital room I'm sitting in red high stilettos, skin tight jeans, with a very nice butt. Brunette
I bet you did NOT think of my name did you
I bet if I had I would have looked at her and thought meh. Don't try to come in here with you tight *kitten* in tight jeans with high heels you tramp. I already have a name on my mind and I spit upon you!!!
I know in your mind you touched that jean clad *kitten* and thought ohhh Jo
And good morning stinker
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LiftingLady5 wrote: »
Googles hitachi magic wand technique for men to use.
Jesus if I could cut my work time to 30 seconds also.....0 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »nolan44219 wrote: »LiftingLady5 wrote: »nolan44219 wrote: »I confess I just forgot my *kitten* name for a few minutes! The hottest female doctor I've ever seen just came in the hospital room I'm sitting in red high stilettos, skin tight jeans, with a very nice butt. Brunette
I bet you did NOT think of my name did you
I bet if I had I would have looked at her and thought meh. Don't try to come in here with you tight *kitten* in tight jeans with high heels you tramp. I already have a name on my mind and I spit upon you!!!
I know in your mind you touched that jean clad *kitten* and thought ohhh Jo
And good morning stinker
Actually I thought if I can call you Jo baby I'm following you home call the cops if you must1 -
nolan44219 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »nolan44219 wrote: »LiftingLady5 wrote: »nolan44219 wrote: »I confess I just forgot my *kitten* name for a few minutes! The hottest female doctor I've ever seen just came in the hospital room I'm sitting in red high stilettos, skin tight jeans, with a very nice butt. Brunette
I bet you did NOT think of my name did you
I bet if I had I would have looked at her and thought meh. Don't try to come in here with you tight *kitten* in tight jeans with high heels you tramp. I already have a name on my mind and I spit upon you!!!
I know in your mind you touched that jean clad *kitten* and thought ohhh Jo
And good morning stinker
Actually I thought if I can call you Jo baby I'm following you home call the cops if you must
The closest thing to cops you're going to get is handcuffs in my bedroom
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »nolan44219 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »nolan44219 wrote: »LiftingLady5 wrote: »nolan44219 wrote: »I confess I just forgot my *kitten* name for a few minutes! The hottest female doctor I've ever seen just came in the hospital room I'm sitting in red high stilettos, skin tight jeans, with a very nice butt. Brunette
I bet you did NOT think of my name did you
I bet if I had I would have looked at her and thought meh. Don't try to come in here with you tight *kitten* in tight jeans with high heels you tramp. I already have a name on my mind and I spit upon you!!!
I know in your mind you touched that jean clad *kitten* and thought ohhh Jo
And good morning stinker
Actually I thought if I can call you Jo baby I'm following you home call the cops if you must
The closest thing to cops you're going to get is handcuffs in my bedroom
Promise to sing the theme song while cuffing me and you will not be disappointed I promise
https://youtu.be/FPp4qb-phrA. 0 -
LiftingLady5 wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »LiftingLady5 wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »I confess that, I don't understand the appeal; of these toys & I am single but do just fine, with my own; magic touch!
hitachi magic wand is all I have to say.
You own a shower massage, shower head, don't you?
I have the magic wand, I don't need anything else.
I like to think that I have a magic wand too; it might be wishful thinking.1 -
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nolan44219 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »nolan44219 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »nolan44219 wrote: »LiftingLady5 wrote: »nolan44219 wrote: »I confess I just forgot my *kitten* name for a few minutes! The hottest female doctor I've ever seen just came in the hospital room I'm sitting in red high stilettos, skin tight jeans, with a very nice butt. Brunette
I bet you did NOT think of my name did you
I bet if I had I would have looked at her and thought meh. Don't try to come in here with you tight *kitten* in tight jeans with high heels you tramp. I already have a name on my mind and I spit upon you!!!
I know in your mind you touched that jean clad *kitten* and thought ohhh Jo
And good morning stinker
Actually I thought if I can call you Jo baby I'm following you home call the cops if you must
The closest thing to cops you're going to get is handcuffs in my bedroom
Promise to sing the theme song while cuffing me and you will not be disappointed I promisehttps://youtu.be/FPp4qb-phrA.
Deal ..I'll hum it though ..you won't be disappointed either 1 -
LiftingLady5 wrote: »nolan44219 wrote: »LiftingLady5 wrote: »nolan44219 wrote: »I confess I just forgot my *kitten* name for a few minutes! The hottest female doctor I've ever seen just came in the hospital room I'm sitting in red high stilettos, skin tight jeans, with a very nice butt. Brunette
I bet you did NOT think of my name did you
I bet if I had I would have looked at her and thought meh. Don't try to come in here with you tight *kitten* in tight jeans with high heels you tramp. I already have a name on my mind and I spit upon you!!!
WRONG ANSWER. If you had thought of my name you would have instantly gone stupid and stared at the wall, maybe started drooling.
LMAO! I swear to God you read my soul!!!! That was exactly the words I was searching for to write down!! Even slipped my hand down the front of my uniform pants but I thought I may be judged for that confession1 -
LiftingLady5 wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »I confess that, I don't understand the appeal; of these toys & I am single but do just fine, with my own; magic touch!
hitachi magic wand is all I have to say.
I hope Santa brings me one of those this year
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I burned my last batch of cookies cause I was on the phone and forgot to set the timer and then remembered they were still in the oven. Oops1
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