True Confessions - Don't Judge

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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    I confess that I don't like that when you send messages on here they make you type something as a subject line. I don't like saying simple things like hi so normally my subject lines are just something stupid that have nothing to do with the conversation

    Don't over think this.

    I just title every message: *kitten* pic attached!
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    I confess reading the "fattest thing" thread makes me feel like I barely eat. Wow that thread shows some real commitment to food.
  • Lipstick_n_lunges
    Lipstick_n_lunges Posts: 1,201 Member
    ^^^^thst
  • MalkinMagic71
    MalkinMagic71 Posts: 1,433 Member
    I need laid lol
  • Lipstick_n_lunges
    Lipstick_n_lunges Posts: 1,201 Member
    I spit my water no joke...
  • Cerealsensei
    Cerealsensei Posts: 1,625 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I confess that I don't like that when you send messages on here they make you type something as a subject line. I don't like saying simple things like hi so normally my subject lines are just something stupid that have nothing to do with the conversation

    Don't over think this.

    I just title every message: *kitten* pic attached!

    builds anticipation, good attention grabber. I will jot this down in my mental notes.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    @MalkinMagic71 may I introduce you to @jtegirl1
    You have lots in common...now I'll leave you to it. ;)
  • DiamondCookies
    DiamondCookies Posts: 93 Member
    I confess that I'm annoyed every single time people ask me about my major because I can predict their responses within a 95% confidence interval.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    I confess that I'm annoyed every single time people ask me about my major because I can predict their responses within a 95% confidence interval.

    So what's your major?
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    I confess I just ran the garbage out, in the rain, wearing my winter shorts, running shoes and legwarmers. and I did it now so I don't have to be up at 7am running it out in the same ensemble
  • brandi8484
    brandi8484 Posts: 96 Member
    I have put everybody and everything before myself my entire life.
    I confess, it feels sinfully good to put myself first now
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    I confess that I'm annoyed every single time people ask me about my major because I can predict their responses within a 95% confidence interval.

    95% ?

    Statistics major?
  • angelxsss
    angelxsss Posts: 2,402 Member
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    @MalkinMagic71 may I introduce you to @jtegirl1
    You have lots in common...now I'll leave you to it. ;)

    He's a cutie for sure, but a little young for me. We should fix him up with @angelxsss (hope I got name right)

    Yesssss I wuv him! But I'll share the wealth if you're interested :p
  • Shanalevine8
    Shanalevine8 Posts: 1 Member
    I confess that I was anorexic for 1.5 years and now my metabolism is crap and I can't lose the 20lbs that I put on after yo-yo-ing back up to my starting weight... ugg!
  • DiamondCookies
    DiamondCookies Posts: 93 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I confess that I'm annoyed every single time people ask me about my major because I can predict their responses within a 95% confidence interval.

    95% ?

    Statistics major?

    Math and Stats double major, actually ;)

    The responses are usually "UGH, I haaaaate math" or "What do you even do with that? Become a teacher or something?"
  • KatyCakes13
    KatyCakes13 Posts: 2 Member
    I never realized how insecure I was with my self until my brother gave me a reality check, hence why I am here now lol :p
  • angelxsss
    angelxsss Posts: 2,402 Member
    I never realized how insecure I was with my self until my brother gave me a reality check, hence why I am here now lol :p

    We're glad to have you :)
  • Monkey_Business
    Monkey_Business Posts: 1,800 Member
    salembambi wrote: »
    salembambi wrote: »
    I confess I knew I'd be insta in jail the moment I took my mfp filter off and started saying what I actually want to say hahahaha

    I also confess

    That this ice and snow storm is causing my chronic joint pain to flair something fierce and also my anxiety

    All I want to do is make a giant lasagna eat it all and then eat a bunch of chocolate cake while watching cute movies

    Should I bake you a chocolate cake with a file in it while you are incarcerated?

    Yes and include a pound cocaine I mean Coca Cola

    Sells really well in here

    The file or the Coke cola?
  • MalkinMagic71
    MalkinMagic71 Posts: 1,433 Member
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    @MalkinMagic71 may I introduce you to @jtegirl1
    You have lots in common...now I'll leave you to it. ;)

    He's a cutie for sure, but a little young for me. We should fix him up with @angelxsss (hope I got name right)

    I may look like I'm 12 but I'm really 33 lol. So I'm not that young haha
  • MalkinMagic71
    MalkinMagic71 Posts: 1,433 Member
    angelxsss wrote: »
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    @MalkinMagic71 may I introduce you to @jtegirl1
    You have lots in common...now I'll leave you to it. ;)

    He's a cutie for sure, but a little young for me. We should fix him up with @angelxsss (hope I got name right)

    Yesssss I wuv him! But I'll share the wealth if you're interested :p

    :-)
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    I told my curling skip to get a ringer spare for himself for tomorrow. Today messaged to confirm what time we are playing and when I replied told me he is working on finding a super star just for me. I replied with I am pretty needy. haha
  • jamcdonel
    jamcdonel Posts: 533 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I need laid lol

    I think we should start a club.

    Count me in!
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    jamcdonel wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I need laid lol

    I think we should start a club.

    Count me in!

    I have a feeling we won't be lacking for members

    ....but the dues could be steep, the business travel arduous and the secret handshake might require hand sanitizer
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    jamcdonel wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I need laid lol

    I think we should start a club.

    Count me in!

    I have a feeling we won't be lacking for members

    ....but the dues could be steep, the business travel arduous and the secret handshake might require hand sanitizer

    Is the end result worth it though?

    depending on the destination, without question!
  • Monkey_Business
    Monkey_Business Posts: 1,800 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    jamcdonel wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I need laid lol

    I think we should start a club.

    Count me in!

    I have a feeling we won't be lacking for members

    ....but the dues could be steep, the business travel arduous and the secret handshake might require hand sanitizer

    I am in. Suggest rubber gloves instead of hand sanitizer. (snap)
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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    jamcdonel wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I need laid lol

    I think we should start a club.

    Count me in!

    I have a feeling we won't be lacking for members

    ....but the dues could be steep, the business travel arduous and the secret handshake might require hand sanitizer

    I am in. Suggest rubber gloves instead of hand sanitizer. (snap)

    Ouch. I feel like that could cause pain, but some of our members will probably be in to that

    I want in

    In?

    Hell, you've been voted chapter president
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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    jamcdonel wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I need laid lol

    I think we should start a club.

    Count me in!

    I have a feeling we won't be lacking for members

    ....but the dues could be steep, the business travel arduous and the secret handshake might require hand sanitizer

    I am in. Suggest rubber gloves instead of hand sanitizer. (snap)

    Ouch. I feel like that could cause pain, but some of our members will probably be in to that

    I want in

    In?

    Hell, you've been voted chapter president

    Well *kitten*! I'll make you all proud. I promise!

    .... that's why we voted for you.

    the expectations are high
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