True Confessions - Don't Judge

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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I confess..I get tired of reading the same ol whinging and bitching ...ugh ..some people just like to be dramatic ....

    You need to calm down. ....


    j/k

    C'mere and say that ...

    You couldn't handle him... I would love to see it though.

    I beg to differ.

    I'm reasonably sure that she could easily kick my *kitten*.

    You can be 110% sure of it ;)

    I would watch. I'd root for both of you though cause I'm not a dic

    You do realise "root" has a different meaning over here? :p ..do you know what you're offering :D

    Oh geez. What have I just signed up for?

    I'm not exactly sure. ... but I'm excited to be included.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    My brother just sent me his only child's one year pics. 31 pictures to be exact. I had my first child 17 years ago, my youngest will be 12 next month. I confess I'm having a hard time giving enough *kitten* to scroll thru 31 pics.

    Ha.

    We get photos of family kids in the mail.

    Wow... look how big they are now, time sure flies... who is that again.

    Nobody really gives a rat's azz.

    As white, trailer trash (me, not the trailer; it's silver ), I have like 1000 cousins. I can't keep track or care.
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  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    My brother just sent me his only child's one year pics. 31 pictures to be exact. I had my first child 17 years ago, my youngest will be 12 next month. I confess I'm having a hard time giving enough *kitten* to scroll thru 31 pics.

    I love your realness! <3
  • SwitzEngine
    SwitzEngine Posts: 3,418 Member
    I confess that I don't have a Facebook, Tinder or Twitter account
  • KyleGrace8
    KyleGrace8 Posts: 2,205 Member
    I confess that I don't have a Facebook, Tinder or Twitter account

    Lucky for you mfp chit chat is all of those things rolled into one
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    I confess that I don't have a Facebook, Tinder or Twitter account

    Neither do I. Or Instagram or any other social media.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    I confess the boys OT assessment was torturous today so I'm having this and ordered this to take home for dinner
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    This was last night here. 16yo had drama practice and then work. 11yo had drum practice. By the time we got back to the house, I was like, *kitten* it, I'm not cooking.
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  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    Kasner1975 wrote: »
    You'll never meet a more self-conscious, dysmorphic, self-deprivation individual as I.


    <3<3:(
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    edited January 2017
    I confess I feel like I'm over sharing on here and I'm afraid that someone I know will see me.

    And I regret that toy comment :s
  • MalkinMagic71
    MalkinMagic71 Posts: 1,433 Member
    I confess I feel like I'm over sharing on here and I'm afraid that someone I know will see me.

    And I regret that toy comment :s

    You did make a "climb that like a tree" comment or something similar last night haha.
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    I confess I feel like I'm over sharing on here and I'm afraid that someone I know will see me.

    And I regret that toy comment :s

    You did make a "climb that like a tree" comment or something similar last night haha.

    I stand by that one! A stalker never takes back her declaration of love :D
  • MalkinMagic71
    MalkinMagic71 Posts: 1,433 Member
    I confess I feel like I'm over sharing on here and I'm afraid that someone I know will see me.

    And I regret that toy comment :s

    You did make a "climb that like a tree" comment or something similar last night haha.

    I stand by that one! A stalker never takes back her declaration of love :D

    haha duly noted :p
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    I confess I feel like I'm over sharing on here and I'm afraid that someone I know will see me.

    And I regret that toy comment :s

    You did make a "climb that like a tree" comment or something similar last night haha.

    I stand by that one! A stalker never takes back her declaration of love :D

    That's beautiful; I just got a little misty.
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    @Motorsheen Will you officiate our wedding?
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    @Motorsheen Will you officiate our wedding?

    I would be honored!



    I don't need to wear pants, do I?
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    Absolutely not!


    Bring the speedo
  • MalkinMagic71
    MalkinMagic71 Posts: 1,433 Member
    there will only be one person being climbed like a tree though lol.
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    Only you Peaches :*
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Absolutely not!


    Bring the speedo

    Speedo.... I never leave home without one.
  • jamcdonel
    jamcdonel Posts: 533 Member
    CanI be the ring bear?
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    Only if you wear your floaties. We can't have casualties at the wedding!

    Also inform the other guest to bring their own lawn chairs and arrange them around the pool so everyone can get a good view.

    Whose going to be our photographer?
  • MalkinMagic71
    MalkinMagic71 Posts: 1,433 Member
    This is starting to sound like a party ha.
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    Then there is the conception, I mean reception....
  • MalkinMagic71
    MalkinMagic71 Posts: 1,433 Member
    haha. same thing right?
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    Touche
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    edited January 2017
    My real wedding was held at the funeral home where I work. I had a beautiful outdoor wedding planned on a 500 acre farm and it rain for 7 days straight. October is suppose to be the driest month in Tennessee. It was a muddy mess.My boss said we could have there since we didn't have anything going on that weekend. It turned out alright, some of the guest were a little freaked out, but we decorated it decent and it looked like a churchimg
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    I don't do weddings; only receptions, and that's only if I can fondle the bride....

    ...Then the groom.