True Confessions - Don't Judge
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RunHardBeStrong wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »I stopped at my local small town grocery store on my way home. You know, the kind of small town where everyone knows everyone? Except today there was this new guy there I have never seen before. He was soooo very hot and dreamy. Wearing really nice jeans and scruffy cowboy boots. A little facial hair, nicely trimmed. Bright green eyes and a killer smile with nice teeth. I may have checked him out more than once. Can you tell? Then we get to the checkout roughly at the same time. He was slightly ahead of me but insisted I go first. So he is also polite.... Or he wanted me in front of him to check out my *kitten* because he wants to bone!!!!!
Reality: he was probably like just get this weird crazy lady out of here so she stops looking at me with drool on her chin.
But you are so cute and very observant (must say you describe a dream guy really well).. I bet he was checkin the heck out of you..
I would have followed him to his car and stalked him myself.
Haha! He was parked near me when he came out behind me... He was fast checking out cuz he only had a gallon of milk, beer and a frozen pizza! Oh, it just dawned on me that judging by his cart, he must be single! *kitten*!
I didn't say anything at our cars cuz well I usually get situational tourrettes and say something extremely awkward then stand there laughing at myself.
Again you are observant.. single he was..
Should have fainted in front of him..
My luck, I would have hit my head on something, bled all over him, made a huge mess and he wouldn't have been able to get away from it all fast enough! Lol
But think positive... Best outcome, he could have climbed over your bleeding body, and given you mouth to mouth.
But worst outcome, let you lay there bleeding and drink his beer and forget to call 911?
50/50 chance... maybe? no?2 -
Stayed home from work today. Did some baking, housework. drank a few cups of coffee.
This is what I get to enjoy out my window when I stay home from work.
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »
It just never appealed to me. I am naturally caffeinated! Trust me, it's quite the conversation starter, especially when I meet with clients and they offer me coffee!
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If a movie I love was more than 5 hours long I'd probably never watch it, but I would happily binge-watch an entire season of my favourite TV show1
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I did my hair and make up and put on my snowflake hairband so I'm all ready for curling.2
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LiftingLady5 wrote: »
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LiftingLady5 wrote: »LiftingLady5 wrote: »
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That was a good movie.
That was great.
After watching it, I bought a brown leather bomber jacket and wore it with khakis and a white t-shirt.0 -
I confess I'm super happy we won tonight. Yay!!!1
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LiftingLady5 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »I stopped at my local small town grocery store on my way home. You know, the kind of small town where everyone knows everyone? Except today there was this new guy there I have never seen before. He was soooo very hot and dreamy. Wearing really nice jeans and scruffy cowboy boots. A little facial hair, nicely trimmed. Bright green eyes and a killer smile with nice teeth. I may have checked him out more than once. Can you tell? Then we get to the checkout roughly at the same time. He was slightly ahead of me but insisted I go first. So he is also polite.... Or he wanted me in front of him to check out my *kitten* because he wants to bone!!!!!
Reality: he was probably like just get this weird crazy lady out of here so she stops looking at me with drool on her chin.
You are supposed to just lift up your shirt and show him your boobs. That way you don't even have to say anything. He will just follow you home. I'm pretty sure that is how it is supposed to work, isn't it?
That worked the last time I tried it so yes?2 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »LiftingLady5 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »I stopped at my local small town grocery store on my way home. You know, the kind of small town where everyone knows everyone? Except today there was this new guy there I have never seen before. He was soooo very hot and dreamy. Wearing really nice jeans and scruffy cowboy boots. A little facial hair, nicely trimmed. Bright green eyes and a killer smile with nice teeth. I may have checked him out more than once. Can you tell? Then we get to the checkout roughly at the same time. He was slightly ahead of me but insisted I go first. So he is also polite.... Or he wanted me in front of him to check out my *kitten* because he wants to bone!!!!!
Reality: he was probably like just get this weird crazy lady out of here so she stops looking at me with drool on her chin.
You are supposed to just lift up your shirt and show him your boobs. That way you don't even have to say anything. He will just follow you home. I'm pretty sure that is how it is supposed to work, isn't it?
That worked the last time I tried it so yes?
I would have followed you like you were the pied piper of *kitten*.1 -
I confess that I find 90% of the things people talk about boring as frack. I'm not antisocial, I just think most people talk about dumb stuff. If the majority of your conversations with friends revolves around tv shows, stuff you wanna buy or stuff you already bought, you're boring. I'm judgey that way, and ok with it.1
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This snow storm and freezing insane weather is making me so anxious
just want to eat everything in sight and stay in my warm blanket burrito all day1
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