True Confessions - Don't Judge

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  • DeficitDuchess
    DeficitDuchess Posts: 3,099 Member
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    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    DeficitDuchess wrote: »
    I confess that, I don't understand the appeal; of these toys & I am single but do just fine, with my own; magic touch!

    hitachi magic wand is all I have to say.

    Well I do run, the risk of; getting Carpal Tunnel!
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
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    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    DeficitDuchess wrote: »
    I confess that, I don't understand the appeal; of these toys & I am single but do just fine, with my own; magic touch!

    hitachi magic wand is all I have to say.

    *googles in incognito mode*
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
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    Omg you have to plug it in? Well at least if you get electrocuted you'd go out doing what you love...yourself.
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
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    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    Omg you have to plug it in? Well at least if you get electrocuted you'd go out doing what you love...yourself.

    thirty seconds

    If you hear a buzzing noise in public, is it like Pavlov's dog down there?
  • nolan44219
    nolan44219 Posts: 1,221 Member
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    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    I confess I just forgot my *kitten* name for a few minutes! The hottest female doctor I've ever seen just came in the hospital room I'm sitting in red high stilettos, skin tight jeans, with a very nice butt. Brunette

    I bet you did NOT think of my name did you

    I bet if I had I would have looked at her and thought meh. Don't try to come in here with you tight *kitten* in tight jeans with high heels you tramp. I already have a name on my mind and I spit upon you!!!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    nolan44219 wrote: »
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    I confess I just forgot my *kitten* name for a few minutes! The hottest female doctor I've ever seen just came in the hospital room I'm sitting in red high stilettos, skin tight jeans, with a very nice butt. Brunette

    I bet you did NOT think of my name did you

    I bet if I had I would have looked at her and thought meh. Don't try to come in here with you tight *kitten* in tight jeans with high heels you tramp. I already have a name on my mind and I spit upon you!!!

    I know in your mind you touched that jean clad *kitten* and thought ohhh Jo :p

    And good morning stinker :*
  • nolan44219
    nolan44219 Posts: 1,221 Member
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    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    Omg you have to plug it in? Well at least if you get electrocuted you'd go out doing what you love...yourself.

    thirty seconds

    Googles hitachi magic wand technique for men to use.

    Jesus if I could cut my work time to 30 seconds also.....
  • nolan44219
    nolan44219 Posts: 1,221 Member
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    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    I confess I just forgot my *kitten* name for a few minutes! The hottest female doctor I've ever seen just came in the hospital room I'm sitting in red high stilettos, skin tight jeans, with a very nice butt. Brunette

    I bet you did NOT think of my name did you

    I bet if I had I would have looked at her and thought meh. Don't try to come in here with you tight *kitten* in tight jeans with high heels you tramp. I already have a name on my mind and I spit upon you!!!

    I know in your mind you touched that jean clad *kitten* and thought ohhh Jo :p

    And good morning stinker :*

    Actually I thought if I can call you Jo baby I'm following you home call the cops if you must
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
    edited December 2016
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    nolan44219 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    I confess I just forgot my *kitten* name for a few minutes! The hottest female doctor I've ever seen just came in the hospital room I'm sitting in red high stilettos, skin tight jeans, with a very nice butt. Brunette

    I bet you did NOT think of my name did you

    I bet if I had I would have looked at her and thought meh. Don't try to come in here with you tight *kitten* in tight jeans with high heels you tramp. I already have a name on my mind and I spit upon you!!!

    I know in your mind you touched that jean clad *kitten* and thought ohhh Jo :p

    And good morning stinker :*

    Actually I thought if I can call you Jo baby I'm following you home call the cops if you must

    The closest thing to cops you're going to get is handcuffs in my bedroom :p>:)
  • nolan44219
    nolan44219 Posts: 1,221 Member
    edited December 2016
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    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    I confess I just forgot my *kitten* name for a few minutes! The hottest female doctor I've ever seen just came in the hospital room I'm sitting in red high stilettos, skin tight jeans, with a very nice butt. Brunette

    I bet you did NOT think of my name did you

    I bet if I had I would have looked at her and thought meh. Don't try to come in here with you tight *kitten* in tight jeans with high heels you tramp. I already have a name on my mind and I spit upon you!!!

    I know in your mind you touched that jean clad *kitten* and thought ohhh Jo :p

    And good morning stinker :*

    Actually I thought if I can call you Jo baby I'm following you home call the cops if you must

    The closest thing to cops you're going to get is handcuffs in my bedroom :p>:)

    Promise to sing the theme song while cuffing me and you will not be disappointed I promise

    https://youtu.be/FPp4qb-phrA. >:)>:)>:)
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,506 Member
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    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    DeficitDuchess wrote: »
    I confess that, I don't understand the appeal; of these toys & I am single but do just fine, with my own; magic touch!

    hitachi magic wand is all I have to say.

    You own a shower massage, shower head, don't you?

    I have the magic wand, I don't need anything else.

    I like to think that I have a magic wand too; it might be wishful thinking.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    nolan44219 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    I confess I just forgot my *kitten* name for a few minutes! The hottest female doctor I've ever seen just came in the hospital room I'm sitting in red high stilettos, skin tight jeans, with a very nice butt. Brunette

    I bet you did NOT think of my name did you

    I bet if I had I would have looked at her and thought meh. Don't try to come in here with you tight *kitten* in tight jeans with high heels you tramp. I already have a name on my mind and I spit upon you!!!

    I know in your mind you touched that jean clad *kitten* and thought ohhh Jo :p

    And good morning stinker :*

    Actually I thought if I can call you Jo baby I'm following you home call the cops if you must

    The closest thing to cops you're going to get is handcuffs in my bedroom :p>:)

    Promise to sing the theme song while cuffing me and you will not be disappointed I promise

    https://youtu.be/FPp4qb-phrA. >:)>:)>:)

    Deal ..I'll hum it though ..you won't be disappointed either :p
  • nolan44219
    nolan44219 Posts: 1,221 Member
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    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    I confess I just forgot my *kitten* name for a few minutes! The hottest female doctor I've ever seen just came in the hospital room I'm sitting in red high stilettos, skin tight jeans, with a very nice butt. Brunette

    I bet you did NOT think of my name did you

    I bet if I had I would have looked at her and thought meh. Don't try to come in here with you tight *kitten* in tight jeans with high heels you tramp. I already have a name on my mind and I spit upon you!!!

    WRONG ANSWER. If you had thought of my name you would have instantly gone stupid and stared at the wall, maybe started drooling.

    LMAO! I swear to God you read my soul!!!! That was exactly the words I was searching for to write down!! Even slipped my hand down the front of my uniform pants but I thought I may be judged for that confession
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
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    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    DeficitDuchess wrote: »
    I confess that, I don't understand the appeal; of these toys & I am single but do just fine, with my own; magic touch!

    hitachi magic wand is all I have to say.

    I hope Santa brings me one of those this year
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
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    I burned my last batch of cookies cause I was on the phone and forgot to set the timer and then remembered they were still in the oven. Oops
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
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    I liked Suicide Squad.

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