True Confessions - Don't Judge

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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    A patient just came through my office and gave me a huge hug, one of those tight awkward hugs that last a few seconds too long and says "I am so happy to see you!" I have no effing clue who this guy is, I think he was just trying to play it smooth so he could smash my boobs against him. I am still a little creeped out and want to take a shower now.

    And I admit I am way too nice.. he hugged me again as he left.. this time even harder and full on boob smooshage.. Ugh. I am hiding when he comes back next week.

    Fight fire with fire.

    Next week. ... he gets a reacharound
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    I confess, when looking at some of the girls around here, the thought of "why aren't you sitting on my face?" gets typed as, "Looking great. Props on the hard work."

    That's what PMs are for

    Promises....
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    I confess, when looking at some of the girls around here, the thought of "why aren't you sitting on my face?" gets typed as, "Looking great. Props on the hard work."

    That's what PMs are for

    Promises....

    Broken promises...
  • slivesey77
    slivesey77 Posts: 2,450 Member
    edited January 2017
    bah
  • jamcdonel
    jamcdonel Posts: 533 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    I confess, when looking at some of the girls around here, the thought of "why aren't you sitting on my face?" gets typed as, "Looking great. Props on the hard work."

    That's what PMs are for

    Promises....

    Broken promises...

    @RunHardBeStrong . I want to hire you to run my Optical shop. Unfortunately, Right now it is run by the owner's daughter, and even though she is incompetent, her name is on the building.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    I confess, when looking at some of the girls around here, the thought of "why aren't you sitting on my face?" gets typed as, "Looking great. Props on the hard work."

    That's what PMs are for

    Promises....

    Broken promises...

    Story of my life. ....

    That's okay; it's my comfort zone.
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  • Gimsteinn
    Gimsteinn Posts: 7,678 Member
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  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    sw33tp3a1 wrote: »
    I confess I'm trying to stay off the forums but some of you people make me LOL so hard it's kinda hard to stay away

    Resistance is futile
  • Gimsteinn
    Gimsteinn Posts: 7,678 Member
    sw33tp3a1 wrote: »
    I confess I'm trying to stay off the forums but some of you people make me LOL so hard it's kinda hard to stay away

    This place is like drugs..
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    jamcdonel wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    I confess, when looking at some of the girls around here, the thought of "why aren't you sitting on my face?" gets typed as, "Looking great. Props on the hard work."

    That's what PMs are for

    Promises....

    Broken promises...

    @RunHardBeStrong . I want to hire you to run my Optical shop. Unfortunately, Right now it is run by the owner's daughter, and even though she is incompetent, her name is on the building.

    Where are you located? Not to brag or anything but I am pretty damn good at my job. Like selling ice to eskimos!
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Gimsteinn wrote: »
    sw33tp3a1 wrote: »
    I confess I'm trying to stay off the forums but some of you people make me LOL so hard it's kinda hard to stay away

    This place is like drugs..

    More like ghetto drugs.
  • Gimsteinn
    Gimsteinn Posts: 7,678 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Gimsteinn wrote: »
    sw33tp3a1 wrote: »
    I confess I'm trying to stay off the forums but some of you people make me LOL so hard it's kinda hard to stay away

    This place is like drugs..

    More like ghetto drugs.

    You're right..

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  • Nitroalley2
    Nitroalley2 Posts: 3,419 Member
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    tjiddy wrote: »
    tjiddy wrote: »
    I've lost at least 5 people of my friends list in the last week and I have no idea who...

    Well what kind of friend are you then?

    I made sure the ones I liked were still there...

    Then why even bother to add the others?

    he was hoping for nooodz

    Wishful thinking. I haven't seen one D since I got here

    I was hoping all the *kitten* pics I sent had made up for that.

    In the words of my good friend @Motorsheen I'm not above my face looking like a glazed donut.

    7ofqfm13fw23.jpg
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    tjiddy wrote: »
    tjiddy wrote: »
    I've lost at least 5 people of my friends list in the last week and I have no idea who...

    Well what kind of friend are you then?

    I made sure the ones I liked were still there...

    Then why even bother to add the others?

    he was hoping for nooodz

    Wishful thinking. I haven't seen one D since I got here

    I was hoping all the *kitten* pics I sent had made up for that.

    In the words of my good friend @Motorsheen I'm not above my face looking like a glazed donut.

    7ofqfm13fw23.jpg

    syycnw0oj2ls.jpg

    umm.. I was picturing more like this.. and I can't say that I don't blame her!
  • Dreamcrusher16
    Dreamcrusher16 Posts: 1,263 Member
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    tjiddy wrote: »
    tjiddy wrote: »
    I've lost at least 5 people of my friends list in the last week and I have no idea who...

    Well what kind of friend are you then?

    I made sure the ones I liked were still there...

    Then why even bother to add the others?

    he was hoping for nooodz

    Wishful thinking. I haven't seen one D since I got here

    I was hoping all the *kitten* pics I sent had made up for that.

    In the words of my good friend @Motorsheen I'm not above my face looking like a glazed donut.

    7ofqfm13fw23.jpg

    syycnw0oj2ls.jpg

    umm.. I was picturing more like this.. and I can't say that I don't blame her!

    I can't tell if I'm hungry or turned on
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    tjiddy wrote: »
    tjiddy wrote: »
    I've lost at least 5 people of my friends list in the last week and I have no idea who...

    Well what kind of friend are you then?

    I made sure the ones I liked were still there...

    Then why even bother to add the others?

    he was hoping for nooodz

    Wishful thinking. I haven't seen one D since I got here

    I was hoping all the *kitten* pics I sent had made up for that.

    In the words of my good friend @Motorsheen I'm not above my face looking like a glazed donut.

    7ofqfm13fw23.jpg

    syycnw0oj2ls.jpg

    umm.. I was picturing more like this.. and I can't say that I don't blame her!

    Yeah..... the bottom photo.


    For damn sure
  • Gimsteinn
    Gimsteinn Posts: 7,678 Member
    jamcdonel wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    I confess, when looking at some of the girls around here, the thought of "why aren't you sitting on my face?" gets typed as, "Looking great. Props on the hard work."

    That's what PMs are for

    Promises....

    Broken promises...

    @RunHardBeStrong . I want to hire you to run my Optical shop. Unfortunately, Right now it is run by the owner's daughter, and even though she is incompetent, her name is on the building.

    Where are you located? Not to brag or anything but I am pretty damn good at my job. Like selling ice to eskimos!

    This is true.. she sold me Ice.. and I'm Icelandic...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I confess I'm very very curious how the engagement/marriage is going @CCRG88

    You are a stirrer :D
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    tjiddy wrote: »
    tjiddy wrote: »
    I've lost at least 5 people of my friends list in the last week and I have no idea who...

    Well what kind of friend are you then?

    I made sure the ones I liked were still there...

    Then why even bother to add the others?

    he was hoping for nooodz

    Wishful thinking. I haven't seen one D since I got here

    I was hoping all the *kitten* pics I sent had made up for that.

    In the words of my good friend @Motorsheen I'm not above my face looking like a glazed donut.

    7ofqfm13fw23.jpg

    syycnw0oj2ls.jpg

    umm.. I was picturing more like this.. and I can't say that I don't blame her!

    I can't tell if I'm hungry or turned on

    I'm both

    I reckon a properly placed jelly donut might tackle both issues.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    syycnw0oj2ls.jpg


    I like this.
  • chocolate_owl
    chocolate_owl Posts: 1,695 Member
    I've talked to 11 strangers on the phone today. That's more than I usually talk to in 6 months. I confess I want a Xanax. Or at least a cookie.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    syycnw0oj2ls.jpg


    I like this.

    Kinda makes you wanna go on a date, huh?
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    tjiddy wrote: »
    tjiddy wrote: »
    I've lost at least 5 people of my friends list in the last week and I have no idea who...

    Well what kind of friend are you then?

    I made sure the ones I liked were still there...

    Then why even bother to add the others?

    he was hoping for nooodz

    Wishful thinking. I haven't seen one D since I got here

    I was hoping all the *kitten* pics I sent had made up for that.

    In the words of my good friend @Motorsheen I'm not above my face looking like a glazed donut.

    7ofqfm13fw23.jpg

    syycnw0oj2ls.jpg

    umm.. I was picturing more like this.. and I can't say that I don't blame her!

    I can't tell if I'm hungry or turned on

    I know the dilemma....
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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    syycnw0oj2ls.jpg


    I like this.

    Kinda makes you wanna go on a date, huh?

    Only if I am glazing you.
    Stop asking otherwise.
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