True Confessions - Don't Judge

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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
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    and suddenly I am back to your face sitting comment......
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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    Gimsteinn wrote: »
    Arg! Ok I have a real confession here.. I have a hard time keeping up with you guys cause English isn't my language and I have to read some of your post twice, sometimes more often. And I end up gooling: Define *insert word here* at least 10 times a day..

    Half the time I don't know what everyone is saying either. But I have no excuse.

    I don't think she's talking about you.
    Most of your posts contain only clearly understandable four letter words.

    Well what are you trying to say about me?

    You are of my tribe.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
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    I like this.

    Kinda makes you wanna go on a date, huh?

    Only if I am glazing you.
    Stop asking otherwise.

    Is this a budding romance I'm witnessing?

    I want to give it my blessing but I'm waiting to hear from @CCRG88 regarding how the last mfp romance turned out.

    Mr and Mrs green were in the bath making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me

    My God.

    This could be the greatest post ever.

    Mad Re5pext.
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
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    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
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    I like this.

    Kinda makes you wanna go on a date, huh?

    Only if I am glazing you.
    Stop asking otherwise.

    Is this a budding romance I'm witnessing?

    I want to give it my blessing but I'm waiting to hear from @CCRG88 regarding how the last mfp romance turned out.

    Mr and Mrs green were in the bath making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me

    I can't even after this...winner!

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Im showing my boobies
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  • _dixiana_
    _dixiana_ Posts: 3,262 Member
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
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    and suddenly I am back to your face sitting comment......

    I think @Timshel_ took another extended bathroom break.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    edited January 2017
    _dixiana_ wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
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    and suddenly I am back to your face sitting comment......

    I think @Timshel_ took another extended bathroom break.

    You are probably onto something there.. No pun intended.. Ok maybe pun intended
  • _dixiana_
    _dixiana_ Posts: 3,262 Member
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    Nitroalley2 wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    tjiddy wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    tjiddy wrote: »
    I've lost at least 5 people of my friends list in the last week and I have no idea who...

    Well what kind of friend are you then?

    I made sure the ones I liked were still there...

    Then why even bother to add the others?

    he was hoping for nooodz

    Wishful thinking. I haven't seen one D since I got here

    I was hoping all the *kitten* pics I sent had made up for that.

    In the words of my good friend @Motorsheen I'm not above my face looking like a glazed donut.

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    this is the result of eating the wrong donut

    :D
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    Guys, if someones going to sit on your face please shave your mustache off first.

    Mustache burns are no fun.
  • slivesey77
    slivesey77 Posts: 2,450 Member
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    Guys, if someones going to sit on your face please shave your mustache off first.

    Mustache burns are no fun.

    I shaved mine ..... sooo
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    slivesey77 wrote: »
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    Guys, if someones going to sit on your face please shave your mustache off first.

    Mustache burns are no fun.

    I shaved mine ..... sooo

    Smooth ride ;)
  • slivesey77
    slivesey77 Posts: 2,450 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    slivesey77 wrote: »
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    Guys, if someones going to sit on your face please shave your mustache off first.

    Mustache burns are no fun.

    I shaved mine ..... sooo

    Smooth ride ;)

    Jo knows how to ride
  • Canehdn
    Canehdn Posts: 122 Member
    edited January 2017
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    Guys, if someones going to sit on your face please shave your mustache off first.

    Mustache burns are no fun.

    Omg that is hilarious.
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    Guys, if someones going to sit on your face please shave your mustache off first.

    Mustache burns are no fun.

    Some of us don't mind scruffy scratchy faces ;)
    You never have an issue with burns? Hmmm maybe it's just me.
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    edited January 2017
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    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Dreamcrusher16 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Nitroalley2 wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    tjiddy wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    tjiddy wrote: »
    I've lost at least 5 people of my friends list in the last week and I have no idea who...

    Well what kind of friend are you then?

    I made sure the ones I liked were still there...

    Then why even bother to add the others?

    he was hoping for nooodz

    Wishful thinking. I haven't seen one D since I got here

    I was hoping all the *kitten* pics I sent had made up for that.

    In the words of my good friend @Motorsheen I'm not above my face looking like a glazed donut.

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    umm.. I was picturing more like this.. and I can't say that I don't blame her!

    I can't tell if I'm hungry or turned on

    I'm both

    I reckon a properly placed jelly donut might tackle both issues.

    Is it hot in here?[/quote]

    And kind of humid too, no, that's not the right word, what is it? Oh, oh, moist.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    Guys, if someones going to sit on your face please shave your mustache off first.

    Mustache burns are no fun.

    Weird . I have had a gaotee forever and *ahem* I have a very big passion for going down and not once has that ever come up. Maybe they just can't talk at that time to complain?

    Anywhooooooooo....
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Did a double workout and ate well so I could trash some din sin! Bam! 1500 calories.

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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    Guys, if someones going to sit on your face please shave your mustache off first.

    Mustache burns are no fun.

    Weird . I have had a gaotee forever and *ahem* I have a very big passion for going down and not once has that ever come up. Maybe they just can't talk at that time to complain?

    Anywhooooooooo....

    There's a difference between um riding and not riding.

    I know.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    Guys, if someones going to sit on your face please shave your mustache off first.

    Mustache burns are no fun.

    Weird . I have had a gaotee forever and *ahem* I have a very big passion for going down and not once has that ever come up. Maybe they just can't talk at that time to complain?

    Anywhooooooooo....

    Im coming over to test your theory :p ..Im open to being left speechless ..
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    Guys, if someones going to sit on your face please shave your mustache off first.

    Mustache burns are no fun.

    Some of us don't mind scruffy scratchy faces ;)
    You never have an issue with burns? Hmmm maybe it's just me.

    I have a scruff fetish, so it doesn't bother me. lol

    Hi!
  • jamcdonel
    jamcdonel Posts: 533 Member
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    jamcdonel wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    I confess, when looking at some of the girls around here, the thought of "why aren't you sitting on my face?" gets typed as, "Looking great. Props on the hard work."

    That's what PMs are for

    Promises....

    Broken promises...

    @RunHardBeStrong . I want to hire you to run my Optical shop. Unfortunately, Right now it is run by the owner's daughter, and even though she is incompetent, her name is on the building.

    Where are you located? Not to brag or anything but I am pretty damn good at my job. Like selling ice to eskimos!

    Virginia. Wedged in between WV and NC.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    Guys, if someones going to sit on your face please shave your mustache off first.

    Mustache burns are no fun.

    Some of us don't mind scruffy scratchy faces ;)
    You never have an issue with burns? Hmmm maybe it's just me.

    I have a scruff fetish, so it doesn't bother me. lol

    Hi!

    You got some scruff for me cutie?

    I damn sure do.

    gotta new haircut...... but left the scruff.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    I confess...I am craving a taste a sumpin sumpin. You all are instigators.
  • jamcdonel
    jamcdonel Posts: 533 Member
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    Guys, if someones going to sit on your face please shave your mustache off first.

    Mustache burns are no fun.

    This makes me sad.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    I confess...I am craving a taste a sumpin sumpin. You all are instigators.

    :p
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  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    jamcdonel wrote: »
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    Guys, if someones going to sit on your face please shave your mustache off first.

    Mustache burns are no fun.

    This makes me sad.

    Why are you sad?

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