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littlemissbgiff wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »MalkinMagic71 wrote: »If I'm looking up porn on the internet I generally try to find the craziest/wackiest stuff. I figure that's the point right. No one wants to look up/watch boring porn?
That's what I tell myself at least.
I watched a quadriplegic dwarf porn one time. Ruined me for life.
You've been chasing that high ever since, huh?
Literally nothing comes close
Well.... keep trying1 -
Motorsheen wrote: »MalkinMagic71 wrote: »If I'm looking up porn on the internet I generally try to find the craziest/wackiest stuff. I figure that's the point right. No one wants to look up/watch boring porn?
That's what I tell myself at least.
porn can cause ED. Just sayin...
Yeah no. I can confirm after over 30 years of porn enjoyment, it does NOT break anything.
it's only if you really overindulge in the unrealistic type so that real sex doesn't do anything anymore. Psych of sex, 2015
Yeah...can confirm that isn't the case either. Not that for some people porn doesn't have that effect, but I would suspect the majority of people do not suffer any psychosis from pron watch.
Though, they may get low on batteries, tissues, socks, or washing hands often.
...that's why I said "can cause." Congrats on being able to successfully watch porn.
Thanks. It has been an excellent achievement.
Be sure to add that to your resume or cv.
I have it on mine between my competitive eating awards and my ability to sometimes comply with restraining orders.
Mine is just below the ability to produce daylight from lower orifices and nod in agreement.0 -
Motorsheen wrote: »MalkinMagic71 wrote: »If I'm looking up porn on the internet I generally try to find the craziest/wackiest stuff. I figure that's the point right. No one wants to look up/watch boring porn?
That's what I tell myself at least.
porn can cause ED. Just sayin...
Yeah no. I can confirm after over 30 years of porn enjoyment, it does NOT break anything.
it's only if you really overindulge in the unrealistic type so that real sex doesn't do anything anymore. Psych of sex, 2015
Yeah...can confirm that isn't the case either. Not that for some people porn doesn't have that effect, but I would suspect the majority of people do not suffer any psychosis from pron watch.
Though, they may get low on batteries, tissues, socks, or washing hands often.
...that's why I said "can cause." Congrats on being able to successfully watch porn.
Thanks. It has been an excellent achievement.
Be sure to add that to your resume or cv.
I have it on mine between my competitive eating awards and my ability to sometimes comply with restraining orders.
Mine is just below the ability to produce daylight from lower orifices and nod in agreement.
Dang, are you looking for work?
.... we might be hiring0 -
Motorsheen wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »MalkinMagic71 wrote: »If I'm looking up porn on the internet I generally try to find the craziest/wackiest stuff. I figure that's the point right. No one wants to look up/watch boring porn?
That's what I tell myself at least.
porn can cause ED. Just sayin...
Yeah no. I can confirm after over 30 years of porn enjoyment, it does NOT break anything.
it's only if you really overindulge in the unrealistic type so that real sex doesn't do anything anymore. Psych of sex, 2015
Yeah...can confirm that isn't the case either. Not that for some people porn doesn't have that effect, but I would suspect the majority of people do not suffer any psychosis from pron watch.
Though, they may get low on batteries, tissues, socks, or washing hands often.
...that's why I said "can cause." Congrats on being able to successfully watch porn.
Thanks. It has been an excellent achievement.
Be sure to add that to your resume or cv.
I have it on mine between my competitive eating awards and my ability to sometimes comply with restraining orders.
Mine is just below the ability to produce daylight from lower orifices and nod in agreement.
Dang, are you looking for work?
.... we might be hiring
Just let me know where to send the sperm sample and nail clippings.0 -
I confess that I am a TV addict. For some reason I started re-watching Breaking Bad, and now I can't stop :O I keep trying to walk away from it...but feck it. At this point I think I'm better of just powering through it and then catching up on work after.
Also, this is why working from home is really, really bad. I dunno how I manage to be reasonably productive w/ all the fooling around I do. I think I sacrifice sleep. Or it might just be the fact that I bum around putting in 15 hours one week, and then freak out and make up for it with 85 hours the next.0 -
Someone brought in Girl Scout Cookies to share with the office. I can't say no.
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Reason number 1 I don't buy stuff for office events we have: When very few people show up I feel obligated to eat it all. Today, glazed and chocolate donut holes...like, 4 dozen left. Grrr....1
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Reason number 1 I don't buy stuff for office events we have: When very few people show up I feel obligated to eat it all. Today, glazed and chocolate donut holes...like, 4 dozen left. Grrr....
I'm so bad at buying stuff for groups. I always think... "Well if everyone who rsvp'd to the meeting shows up, and half the people who said they weren't coming change their mind and attend, and they each bring a friend, and they're all really hungry and want two bagels.....we need 225 bagels." Then 15 people show up and we have bagels sitting in the office kitchen for the next two weeks.0 -
Reason number 1 I don't buy stuff for office events we have: When very few people show up I feel obligated to eat it all. Today, glazed and chocolate donut holes...like, 4 dozen left. Grrr....
I'm so bad at buying stuff for groups. I always think... "Well if everyone who rsvp'd to the meeting shows up, and half the people who said they weren't coming change their mind and attend, and they each bring a friend, and they're all really hungry and want two bagels.....we need 225 bagels." Then 15 people show up and we have bagels sitting in the office kitchen for the next two weeks.
That's 15 bagels per person. That's not normal?2 -
littlemissbgiff wrote: »MalkinMagic71 wrote: »If I'm looking up porn on the internet I generally try to find the craziest/wackiest stuff. I figure that's the point right. No one wants to look up/watch boring porn?
That's what I tell myself at least.
I watched a quadriplegic dwarf porn one time. Ruined me for life.
Off to pornhub I go lol.0 -
I confess that I am a TV addict. For some reason I started re-watching Breaking Bad, and now I can't stop :O I keep trying to walk away from it...but feck it. At this point I think I'm better of just powering through it and then catching up on work after.
Also, this is why working from home is really, really bad. I dunno how I manage to be reasonably productive w/ all the fooling around I do. I think I sacrifice sleep. Or it might just be the fact that I bum around putting in 15 hours one week, and then freak out and make up for it with 85 hours the next.
i binge watched breaking bad in under a month the first time through on Netflix. Then I bought the blu rays and did it again lol.2 -
MalkinMagic71 wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »MalkinMagic71 wrote: »If I'm looking up porn on the internet I generally try to find the craziest/wackiest stuff. I figure that's the point right. No one wants to look up/watch boring porn?
That's what I tell myself at least.
I watched a quadriplegic dwarf porn one time. Ruined me for life.
Off to pornhub I go lol.
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DBrooks1979 wrote: »I confess today is supposed to be one of the happiest days of the year because it is my 5th wedding anniversary to a very great woman, but I confess that it it is not that way and instead things are not right with my wife and I which takes away from our special day...
Im sorry ...0 -
littlemissbgiff wrote: »MalkinMagic71 wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »MalkinMagic71 wrote: »If I'm looking up porn on the internet I generally try to find the craziest/wackiest stuff. I figure that's the point right. No one wants to look up/watch boring porn?
That's what I tell myself at least.
I watched a quadriplegic dwarf porn one time. Ruined me for life.
Off to pornhub I go lol.
Don't do it! You'll never be the same.
She was just so little.
And limp
Roofies?
Not the dwarf. ...
I'm offering them to you for the weekend.0 -
I encouraged the run away from killer bees game the boy and his play date were considering playing since it made them leave the computer. Although I'm curious as to what they are destroying upstairs since running from bees0
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I encouraged the run away from killer bees game the boy and his play date were considering playing since it made them leave the computer. Although I'm curious as to what they are destroying upstairs since running from bees
Haha Good strategy
Growing up, I lived deep in the woods. And when I was younger my dad told me there was a really nice lake a couple miles back behind our house in the woods. Me and my friends spent years exploring in the woods looking for that lake
He told me a few years ago that he just said that to get us out and away from the house
Not sure if bad parenting or father of the year 5
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