True Confessions - Don't Judge

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  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    I'm new, but I'll join (don't mind me!).

    I confess that I'm past 30 and still have no idea what to do with my life.. college taught me nothing useful.
  • jamcdonel
    jamcdonel Posts: 533 Member
    jamcdonel wrote: »
    Guys, if someones going to sit on your face please shave your mustache off first.

    Mustache burns are no fun.

    This makes me sad.

    Why are you sad?

    Because I've just gotten my beard to where I like it, and now I'm getting told about mustache burns...not that it would matter around here.
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    jamcdonel wrote: »
    jamcdonel wrote: »
    Guys, if someones going to sit on your face please shave your mustache off first.

    Mustache burns are no fun.

    This makes me sad.

    Why are you sad?

    Because I've just gotten my beard to where I like it, and now I'm getting told about mustache burns...not that it would matter around here.

    I'm in the minority so I think your beard is safe.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    jamcdonel wrote: »
    jamcdonel wrote: »
    Guys, if someones going to sit on your face please shave your mustache off first.

    Mustache burns are no fun.

    This makes me sad.

    Why are you sad?

    Because I've just gotten my beard to where I like it, and now I'm getting told about mustache burns...not that it would matter around here.

    I have to agree with our little mortician. I've super sensitive skin. not a fan of what it can do.
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I'm new, but I'll join (don't mind me!).

    I confess that I'm past 30 and still have no idea what to do with my life.. college taught me nothing useful.

    Welcome!
    Tough to find something you both love and can get paid for

    Yep, sadly.. art was not that career, lol. Don't get me wrong, I still do commission work, but getting people to actually value art enough to *want* to pay for it is tough. :P
  • jamcdonel
    jamcdonel Posts: 533 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    jamcdonel wrote: »
    jamcdonel wrote: »
    Guys, if someones going to sit on your face please shave your mustache off first.

    Mustache burns are no fun.

    This makes me sad.

    Why are you sad?

    Because I've just gotten my beard to where I like it, and now I'm getting told about mustache burns...not that it would matter around here.

    I have to agree with our little mortician. I've super sensitive skin. not a fan of what it can do.
    jamcdonel wrote: »
    jamcdonel wrote: »
    Guys, if someones going to sit on your face please shave your mustache off first.

    Mustache burns are no fun.

    This makes me sad.

    Why are you sad?

    Because I've just gotten my beard to where I like it, and now I'm getting told about mustache burns...not that it would matter around here.

    I'm in the minority so I think your beard is safe.
    synchkat wrote: »
    jamcdonel wrote: »
    jamcdonel wrote: »
    Guys, if someones going to sit on your face please shave your mustache off first.

    Mustache burns are no fun.

    This makes me sad.

    Why are you sad?

    Because I've just gotten my beard to where I like it, and now I'm getting told about mustache burns...not that it would matter around here.

    I have to agree with our little mortician. I've super sensitive skin. not a fan of what it can do.
    jamcdonel wrote: »
    jamcdonel wrote: »
    Guys, if someones going to sit on your face please shave your mustache off first.

    Mustache burns are no fun.

    This makes me sad.

    Why are you sad?

    Because I've just gotten my beard to where I like it, and now I'm getting told about mustache burns...not that it would matter around here.

    I'm in the minority so I think your beard is safe.

    The more you know!
    I never knew that this was an issue. Then again, I am kinda new to the whole facial hair thing. Then again, it isn't an issue in the current situation. Something about "germs". I will keep this information in mind if the attitude changes. Thanks Ladies!
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    jamcdonel wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    jamcdonel wrote: »
    jamcdonel wrote: »
    Guys, if someones going to sit on your face please shave your mustache off first.

    Mustache burns are no fun.

    This makes me sad.

    Why are you sad?

    Because I've just gotten my beard to where I like it, and now I'm getting told about mustache burns...not that it would matter around here.

    I have to agree with our little mortician. I've super sensitive skin. not a fan of what it can do.
    jamcdonel wrote: »
    jamcdonel wrote: »
    Guys, if someones going to sit on your face please shave your mustache off first.

    Mustache burns are no fun.

    This makes me sad.

    Why are you sad?

    Because I've just gotten my beard to where I like it, and now I'm getting told about mustache burns...not that it would matter around here.

    I'm in the minority so I think your beard is safe.
    synchkat wrote: »
    jamcdonel wrote: »
    jamcdonel wrote: »
    Guys, if someones going to sit on your face please shave your mustache off first.

    Mustache burns are no fun.

    This makes me sad.

    Why are you sad?

    Because I've just gotten my beard to where I like it, and now I'm getting told about mustache burns...not that it would matter around here.

    I have to agree with our little mortician. I've super sensitive skin. not a fan of what it can do.
    jamcdonel wrote: »
    jamcdonel wrote: »
    Guys, if someones going to sit on your face please shave your mustache off first.

    Mustache burns are no fun.

    This makes me sad.

    Why are you sad?

    Because I've just gotten my beard to where I like it, and now I'm getting told about mustache burns...not that it would matter around here.

    I'm in the minority so I think your beard is safe.

    The more you know!
    I never knew that this was an issue. Then again, I am kinda new to the whole facial hair thing. Then again, it isn't an issue in the current situation. Something about "germs". I will keep this information in mind if the attitude changes. Thanks Ladies!

    I am not a facial hair fan cause I just imagine dirt and germs lurking in there
  • jamcdonel
    jamcdonel Posts: 533 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    jamcdonel wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    jamcdonel wrote: »
    jamcdonel wrote: »
    Guys, if someones going to sit on your face please shave your mustache off first.

    Mustache burns are no fun.

    This makes me sad.

    Why are you sad?

    Because I've just gotten my beard to where I like it, and now I'm getting told about mustache burns...not that it would matter around here.

    I have to agree with our little mortician. I've super sensitive skin. not a fan of what it can do.
    jamcdonel wrote: »
    jamcdonel wrote: »
    Guys, if someones going to sit on your face please shave your mustache off first.

    Mustache burns are no fun.

    This makes me sad.

    Why are you sad?

    Because I've just gotten my beard to where I like it, and now I'm getting told about mustache burns...not that it would matter around here.

    I'm in the minority so I think your beard is safe.
    synchkat wrote: »
    jamcdonel wrote: »
    jamcdonel wrote: »
    Guys, if someones going to sit on your face please shave your mustache off first.

    Mustache burns are no fun.

    This makes me sad.

    Why are you sad?

    Because I've just gotten my beard to where I like it, and now I'm getting told about mustache burns...not that it would matter around here.

    I have to agree with our little mortician. I've super sensitive skin. not a fan of what it can do.
    jamcdonel wrote: »
    jamcdonel wrote: »
    Guys, if someones going to sit on your face please shave your mustache off first.

    Mustache burns are no fun.

    This makes me sad.

    Why are you sad?

    Because I've just gotten my beard to where I like it, and now I'm getting told about mustache burns...not that it would matter around here.

    I'm in the minority so I think your beard is safe.

    The more you know!
    I never knew that this was an issue. Then again, I am kinda new to the whole facial hair thing. Then again, it isn't an issue in the current situation. Something about "germs". I will keep this information in mind if the attitude changes. Thanks Ladies!

    I am not a facial hair fan cause I just imagine dirt and germs lurking in there
    Well, I live and work in the mountains of Appalachia. So When in Rome!
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    jamcdonel wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    jamcdonel wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    jamcdonel wrote: »
    jamcdonel wrote: »
    Guys, if someones going to sit on your face please shave your mustache off first.

    Mustache burns are no fun.

    This makes me sad.

    Why are you sad?

    Because I've just gotten my beard to where I like it, and now I'm getting told about mustache burns...not that it would matter around here.

    I have to agree with our little mortician. I've super sensitive skin. not a fan of what it can do.
    jamcdonel wrote: »
    jamcdonel wrote: »
    Guys, if someones going to sit on your face please shave your mustache off first.

    Mustache burns are no fun.

    This makes me sad.

    Why are you sad?

    Because I've just gotten my beard to where I like it, and now I'm getting told about mustache burns...not that it would matter around here.

    I'm in the minority so I think your beard is safe.
    synchkat wrote: »
    jamcdonel wrote: »
    jamcdonel wrote: »
    Guys, if someones going to sit on your face please shave your mustache off first.

    Mustache burns are no fun.

    This makes me sad.

    Why are you sad?

    Because I've just gotten my beard to where I like it, and now I'm getting told about mustache burns...not that it would matter around here.

    I have to agree with our little mortician. I've super sensitive skin. not a fan of what it can do.
    jamcdonel wrote: »
    jamcdonel wrote: »
    Guys, if someones going to sit on your face please shave your mustache off first.

    Mustache burns are no fun.

    This makes me sad.

    Why are you sad?

    Because I've just gotten my beard to where I like it, and now I'm getting told about mustache burns...not that it would matter around here.

    I'm in the minority so I think your beard is safe.

    The more you know!
    I never knew that this was an issue. Then again, I am kinda new to the whole facial hair thing. Then again, it isn't an issue in the current situation. Something about "germs". I will keep this information in mind if the attitude changes. Thanks Ladies!

    I am not a facial hair fan cause I just imagine dirt and germs lurking in there
    Well, I live and work in the mountains of Appalachia. So When in Rome!

    Nah. I don't go by that adage. I always keep my own style. It's why I'm the weirdo of the curling section at the club
  • MalkinMagic71
    MalkinMagic71 Posts: 1,433 Member
    The last 10 pages or so... great stuff. haha.
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    Speaking of no mustaches....
    @MalkinMagic71 how are you tonight?
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    I confess...I am craving a taste a sumpin sumpin. You all are instigators.

    You taste mine... I'll taste yours..

    Just sayin'
  • chocolate_owl
    chocolate_owl Posts: 1,695 Member
    Guys, if someones going to sit on your face please shave your mustache off first.

    Mustache burns are no fun.

    I'm in the minority agreeing with this. And I believe in the smoothness being reciprocated.
  • slivesey77
    slivesey77 Posts: 2,450 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    I confess...I am craving a taste a sumpin sumpin. You all are instigators.

    You taste mine... I'll taste yours..

    Just sayin'

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  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    Guys, if someones going to sit on your face please shave your mustache off first.

    Mustache burns are no fun.

    I'm in the minority agreeing with this. And I believe in the smoothness being reciprocated.

    Yep, if I gotta shave so do you
  • FairhavenDS
    FairhavenDS Posts: 1,046 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I'm new, but I'll join (don't mind me!).

    I confess that I'm past 30 and still have no idea what to do with my life.. college taught me nothing useful.

    Welcome!
    Tough to find something you both love and can get paid for

    Yep, sadly.. art was not that career, lol. Don't get me wrong, I still do commission work, but getting people to actually value art enough to *want* to pay for it is tough. :P

    Very true, especially once you lose the college network. I was in a similar boat for a long time, now I'm starting to see where I want to go with my life. The only advice I have is find jobs that teach skills or offer training that will be useful no matter what you do, and you'll be that much farther ahead whenever you get where you're going.

    Not that it feels like it along the way.
  • FairhavenDS
    FairhavenDS Posts: 1,046 Member
    I am terrified of dental visits, and I'm having a wisdom tooth pulled this afternoon. I would rather be shot at.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I am terrified of dental visits, and I'm having a wisdom tooth pulled this afternoon. I would rather be shot at.

    :* ...
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    I am terrified of dental visits, and I'm having a wisdom tooth pulled this afternoon. I would rather be shot at.

    Ugh, those are rough! I hope they dope ya up well and give you some pain meds afterwards. *hugs*
  • toned_thugs_n_harmony
    toned_thugs_n_harmony Posts: 1,001 Member
    I am terrified of dental visits, and I'm having a wisdom tooth pulled this afternoon. I would rather be shot at.

    this reminds me of when i got my wisdom teeth removed and i woke up to find a topless hygienist being felt up by the dentist. true story. so maybe you'll get lucky? :lol:
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  • FairhavenDS
    FairhavenDS Posts: 1,046 Member
    I am terrified of dental visits, and I'm having a wisdom tooth pulled this afternoon. I would rather be shot at.

    this reminds me of when i got my wisdom teeth removed and i woke up to find a topless hygienist being felt up by the dentist. true story. so maybe you'll get lucky? :lol:

    No dice, they're not putting me under, but that does make me feel a little better....
  • toned_thugs_n_harmony
    toned_thugs_n_harmony Posts: 1,001 Member
    I am terrified of dental visits, and I'm having a wisdom tooth pulled this afternoon. I would rather be shot at.

    this reminds me of when i got my wisdom teeth removed and i woke up to find a topless hygienist being felt up by the dentist. true story. so maybe you'll get lucky? :lol:

    Do you have that dentists office phone number? I really should be more mindful of my dental health.

    they should pay me a percentage for how many people i've gotten to go because of that story.
  • FairhavenDS
    FairhavenDS Posts: 1,046 Member
    I am terrified of dental visits, and I'm having a wisdom tooth pulled this afternoon. I would rather be shot at.

    this reminds me of when i got my wisdom teeth removed and i woke up to find a topless hygienist being felt up by the dentist. true story. so maybe you'll get lucky? :lol:

    Do you have that dentists office phone number? I really should be more mindful of my dental health.

    they should pay me a percentage for how many people i've gotten to go because of that story.

    Have you considered buying stock in the dental industry? Wait, that's probably not a thing.
  • nolan44219
    nolan44219 Posts: 1,221 Member
    This is the only threat I can read all the way through without getting bored and skipping to the end. And I am so very glad I did
  • Nitroalley2
    Nitroalley2 Posts: 3,419 Member
    edited January 2017
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    I confess...I am craving a taste a sumpin sumpin. You all are instigators.

    You taste mine... I'll taste yours..

    Just sayin'

    Words to live by
  • MalkinMagic71
    MalkinMagic71 Posts: 1,433 Member
    Speaking of no mustaches....
    @MalkinMagic71 how are you tonight?

    I'm ok. Stressed as normal, but getting through the day/night.
  • Canehdn
    Canehdn Posts: 122 Member
    I am terrified of dental visits, and I'm having a wisdom tooth pulled this afternoon. I would rather be shot at.

    this reminds me of when i got my wisdom teeth removed and i woke up to find a topless hygienist being felt up by the dentist. true story. so maybe you'll get lucky? :lol:

    Jealous!!
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  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    I am terrified of dental visits, and I'm having a wisdom tooth pulled this afternoon. I would rather be shot at.

    Yikes you'll be fine. Dentists do suck though