True Confessions - Don't Judge

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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    syycnw0oj2ls.jpg


    I like this.

    Kinda makes you wanna go on a date, huh?

    Only if I am glazing you.
    Stop asking otherwise.

    * backing slowly away from thread
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Dreamcrusher16 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Nitroalley2 wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    tjiddy wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    tjiddy wrote: »
    I've lost at least 5 people of my friends list in the last week and I have no idea who...

    Well what kind of friend are you then?

    I made sure the ones I liked were still there...

    Then why even bother to add the others?

    he was hoping for nooodz

    Wishful thinking. I haven't seen one D since I got here

    I was hoping all the *kitten* pics I sent had made up for that.

    In the words of my good friend @Motorsheen I'm not above my face looking like a glazed donut.

    7ofqfm13fw23.jpg

    syycnw0oj2ls.jpg

    umm.. I was picturing more like this.. and I can't say that I don't blame her!

    I can't tell if I'm hungry or turned on

    I'm both

    I reckon a properly placed jelly donut might tackle both issues.

    Is it hot in here?

    Maybe?
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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    syycnw0oj2ls.jpg


    I like this.

    Kinda makes you wanna go on a date, huh?

    Only if I am glazing you.
    Stop asking otherwise.

    * backing slowly away from thread

    That is what finally did you in? I thought you were tougher than that!

    Your post rescued me, it damn sure did.

    We need to share a box of frosted pop tarts.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    syycnw0oj2ls.jpg


    I like this.

    Kinda makes you wanna go on a date, huh?

    Only if I am glazing you.
    Stop asking otherwise.

    Is this a budding romance I'm witnessing?

    Nah. We pulled this power trip chit in prison all the time.
    Dang twinks.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    syycnw0oj2ls.jpg


    I like this.

    Kinda makes you wanna go on a date, huh?

    Only if I am glazing you.
    Stop asking otherwise.

    Is this a budding romance I'm witnessing?

    Nah. We pulled this power trip chit in prison all the time.
    Dang twinks.

    Besides, I'm usually a glazer...

    Not a glazee
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    syycnw0oj2ls.jpg


    I like this.

    Kinda makes you wanna go on a date, huh?

    Only if I am glazing you.
    Stop asking otherwise.

    Is this a budding romance I'm witnessing?

    I want to give it my blessing but I'm waiting to hear from @CCRG88 regarding how the last mfp romance turned out.

    Mr and Mrs green were in the bath making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me
  • Gimsteinn
    Gimsteinn Posts: 7,678 Member
    edited January 2017
    Arg! Ok I have a real confession here.. I have a hard time keeping up with you guys cause English isn't my language and I have to read some of your post twice, sometimes more often. And I end up gooling: Define *insert word here* at least 10 times a day..
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    syycnw0oj2ls.jpg


    I like this.

    Kinda makes you wanna go on a date, huh?

    Only if I am glazing you.
    Stop asking otherwise.

    Is this a budding romance I'm witnessing?

    I want to give it my blessing but I'm waiting to hear from @CCRG88 regarding how the last mfp romance turned out.

    Mr and Mrs green were in the bath making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me

    My God.

    This could be the greatest post ever.

    Mad Re5pext.
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    syycnw0oj2ls.jpg


    I like this.

    Kinda makes you wanna go on a date, huh?

    Only if I am glazing you.
    Stop asking otherwise.

    Can I watch?
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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    syycnw0oj2ls.jpg


    I like this.

    Kinda makes you wanna go on a date, huh?

    Only if I am glazing you.
    Stop asking otherwise.

    Can I watch?

    $5
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    syycnw0oj2ls.jpg


    I like this.

    Kinda makes you wanna go on a date, huh?

    Only if I am glazing you.
    Stop asking otherwise.

    Can I watch?

    Wait.

    Are you okay paying a modest admission fee?

    .... there might be some traction here.
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    syycnw0oj2ls.jpg


    I like this.

    Kinda makes you wanna go on a date, huh?

    Only if I am glazing you.
    Stop asking otherwise.

    Can I watch?

    $5
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    syycnw0oj2ls.jpg


    I like this.

    Kinda makes you wanna go on a date, huh?

    Only if I am glazing you.
    Stop asking otherwise.

    Can I watch?

    Wait.

    Are you okay paying a modest admission fee?

    .... there might be some traction here.

    What if I just show you my boobs?
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    syycnw0oj2ls.jpg


    I like this.

    Kinda makes you wanna go on a date, huh?

    Only if I am glazing you.
    Stop asking otherwise.

    Can I watch?

    $5
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    syycnw0oj2ls.jpg


    I like this.

    Kinda makes you wanna go on a date, huh?

    Only if I am glazing you.
    Stop asking otherwise.

    Can I watch?

    Wait.

    Are you okay paying a modest admission fee?

    .... there might be some traction here.

    What if I just show you my boobs?

    Sold.
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  • toned_thugs_n_harmony
    toned_thugs_n_harmony Posts: 1,001 Member
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    syycnw0oj2ls.jpg


    I like this.

    Kinda makes you wanna go on a date, huh?

    Only if I am glazing you.
    Stop asking otherwise.

    Can I watch?

    $5
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    syycnw0oj2ls.jpg


    I like this.

    Kinda makes you wanna go on a date, huh?

    Only if I am glazing you.
    Stop asking otherwise.

    Can I watch?

    Wait.

    Are you okay paying a modest admission fee?

    .... there might be some traction here.

    What if I just show you my boobs?

    How do I get in on this? I've got boobs. 2 of them.

    you can show them to me first
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    Gimsteinn wrote: »
    Arg! Ok I have a real confession here.. I have a hard time keeping up with you guys cause English isn't my language and I have to read some of your post twice, sometimes more often. And I end up gooling: Define *insert word here* at least 10 times a day..

    Half the time I don't know what everyone is saying either. But I have no excuse.

    I don't think she's talking about you.
    Most of your posts contain only clearly understandable four letter words.
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  • slivesey77
    slivesey77 Posts: 2,450 Member
    Are boobs for display now? How'd that happen?
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    syycnw0oj2ls.jpg


    I like this.

    Kinda makes you wanna go on a date, huh?

    Only if I am glazing you.
    Stop asking otherwise.

    Can I watch?

    $5
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    syycnw0oj2ls.jpg


    I like this.

    Kinda makes you wanna go on a date, huh?

    Only if I am glazing you.
    Stop asking otherwise.

    Can I watch?

    Wait.

    Are you okay paying a modest admission fee?

    .... there might be some traction here.

    What if I just show you my boobs?

    How do I get in on this? I've got boobs. 2 of them.

    So in, maybe we can really put on a show for them too!
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  • chocolate_owl
    chocolate_owl Posts: 1,695 Member
    Gimsteinn wrote: »
    Arg! Ok I have a real confession here.. I have a hard time keeping up with you guys cause English isn't my language and I have to read some of your post twice, sometimes more often. And I end up gooling: Define *insert word here* at least 10 times a day..

    You aren't the only one, and not because of your (excellent) English skills. Roxie already bailed today because of what she had to Google...
  • slivesey77
    slivesey77 Posts: 2,450 Member
    Gimsteinn wrote: »
    Arg! Ok I have a real confession here.. I have a hard time keeping up with you guys cause English isn't my language and I have to read some of your post twice, sometimes more often. And I end up gooling: Define *insert word here* at least 10 times a day..

    The best is to just take the half of the words you do understand and just make up your own funny stories. Chances are it'll be close to the original, or better.

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