True Confessions - Don't Judge
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Cerealsensei wrote: »Cerealsensei wrote: »I confess I've been entertaining the idea of trying online dating and then I browse a site and end up getting terrified because I imagine so much going wrong.
Don't do it!!!!!!!!
99.9% chance it doesn't happen lol. Everything in my mind, body and soul tells me it's a terrible idea
It's a terrible no good very bad idea! lol
Very likely a bad idea... But still. I met my husband online, so I can't be completely opposed.
Yeah, but that was a long time ago. I think in the past few years it may have gone way downhill. I know a lot of people who have tried online dating. Same stories, every one of us. Might be different for the guys.
It was the end of 2008... but I ran into my share of horror story worthy dates. Including one guy who tried to force me into his truck at the end of the night because "you need to loosen up and have some fun!" My weight was a blessing then, he couldn't move me.
I don't even have horror stories. It's that no one online is looking for real and there's too much stupid. I say in my profile that intelligence turns me on and I get hundreds of messages that say "hi gorgeous". Say something intelligent dammit!!!!! There's also the grass is always greener syndrome to deal with. No one gives anyone a chance cause look! There's hundreds more to scroll through. Everyone is so busy online looking that they don't want to actually date.
Sounds a lot like real life...
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I confess that I am trying really hard to eat right, but I really love all the foods that are bad for me. I justify eating them by working out and under counting what I ate.0
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I miss having time to myself.0
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Cerealsensei wrote: »Cerealsensei wrote: »I confess I've been entertaining the idea of trying online dating and then I browse a site and end up getting terrified because I imagine so much going wrong.
Don't do it!!!!!!!!
99.9% chance it doesn't happen lol. Everything in my mind, body and soul tells me it's a terrible idea
It's a terrible no good very bad idea! lol
Very likely a bad idea... But still. I met my husband online, so I can't be completely opposed.
Yeah, but that was a long time ago. I think in the past few years it may have gone way downhill. I know a lot of people who have tried online dating. Same stories, every one of us. Might be different for the guys.
It was the end of 2008... but I ran into my share of horror story worthy dates. Including one guy who tried to force me into his truck at the end of the night because "you need to loosen up and have some fun!" My weight was a blessing then, he couldn't move me.
I don't even have horror stories. It's that no one online is looking for real and there's too much stupid. I say in my profile that intelligence turns me on and I get hundreds of messages that say "hi gorgeous". Say something intelligent dammit!!!!! There's also the grass is always greener syndrome to deal with. No one gives anyone a chance cause look! There's hundreds more to scroll through. Everyone is so busy online looking that they don't want to actually date.
I wouldnt know what to even put in my profile, i'm not too good at selling myself. I think i'll just stick with real world interactions, but then I'm not too good at meeting new people either. Idk, i'll figure this out, or I'll just live by myself and become a monk.2 -
I confess that one of the dudes I have a crush on has a gf and I don't care
I confess that I want to buy all the new vegan Ben and jerrys ice creams and eat them all even though I've eaten really terrible this week and will probably die of fat1 -
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I confess, I would look at ^ that pic gladly.
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Kepplekakes wrote: »I confess I took a pic of my *kitten* in my workout clothes just to see if I could see a panty line.
I confess I took an inappropriate amount of time thinking about this.
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I confess I wish I had better confessions.
And also that I laughed when my phone autocorrected "confessions" to "vibrations" for some reason.4 -
I confess I wish I had better confessions.
And also that I laughed when my phone autocorrected "confessions" to "vibrations" for some reason.
I think confessions about any vibrations would be a better confession.
In detail, of course.
I confess, spring feelz is starting early....lol.1 -
_har_T_Swallow wrote: »I confess I never tip my waitress.
This better be a lie or I am on my way to smack the crap out of you.
Yes, I am judging you
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I confess I wish I had better confessions.
And also that I laughed when my phone autocorrected "confessions" to "vibrations" for some reason.
I think confessions about any vibrations would be a better confession.
In detail, of course.
I confess, spring feelz is starting early....lol.
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Cerealsensei wrote: »Cerealsensei wrote: »Cerealsensei wrote: »I confess I've been entertaining the idea of trying online dating and then I browse a site and end up getting terrified because I imagine so much going wrong.
Don't do it!!!!!!!!
99.9% chance it doesn't happen lol. Everything in my mind, body and soul tells me it's a terrible idea
It's a terrible no good very bad idea! lol
Very likely a bad idea... But still. I met my husband online, so I can't be completely opposed.
Yeah, but that was a long time ago. I think in the past few years it may have gone way downhill. I know a lot of people who have tried online dating. Same stories, every one of us. Might be different for the guys.
It was the end of 2008... but I ran into my share of horror story worthy dates. Including one guy who tried to force me into his truck at the end of the night because "you need to loosen up and have some fun!" My weight was a blessing then, he couldn't move me.
I don't even have horror stories. It's that no one online is looking for real and there's too much stupid. I say in my profile that intelligence turns me on and I get hundreds of messages that say "hi gorgeous". Say something intelligent dammit!!!!! There's also the grass is always greener syndrome to deal with. No one gives anyone a chance cause look! There's hundreds more to scroll through. Everyone is so busy online looking that they don't want to actually date.
I wouldnt know what to even put in my profile, i'm not too good at selling myself. I think i'll just stick with real world interactions, but then I'm not too good at meeting new people either. Idk, i'll figure this out, or I'll just live by myself and become a monk.
let somebody else write your bio!0 -
_har_T_Swallow wrote: »I confess I never tip my waitress.
that's the worst thing i've read in here!5 -
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I confess I generally over tip poor service and leave a note saying, "Sorry you're having a rough night and I hope this makes it better."9
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I confess i treat waiters/waitress with the utmost respet because i dont want my steak to get dragged across the floor in the back.11
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I confess I don't tip less than 20%.5
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I tip 20% or more when the service is good. Average service gets 15% AND sucky service gets the change in my pocket.3
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I had an extra chocolate bar last night and didn't log it!
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I always tip 20% and flirt... and get great service...0
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salembambi wrote: »I confess that one of the dudes I have a crush on has a gf and I don't care
I confess that I want to buy all the new vegan Ben and jerrys ice creams and eat them all even though I've eaten really terrible this week and will probably die of fat
I confess I only bought one of the flavours instead of all of them
I'm so healthy2 -
I hate racism but I laugh at racist jokes.1
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salembambi wrote: »salembambi wrote: »I confess that one of the dudes I have a crush on has a gf and I don't care
I confess that I want to buy all the new vegan Ben and jerrys ice creams and eat them all even though I've eaten really terrible this week and will probably die of fat
I confess I only bought one of the flavours instead of all of them
I'm so healthy
I confess I like Vegan Ben and Jerry's. However, I also confess that I am concerned about your views on life.
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salembambi wrote: »salembambi wrote: »I confess that one of the dudes I have a crush on has a gf and I don't care
I confess that I want to buy all the new vegan Ben and jerrys ice creams and eat them all even though I've eaten really terrible this week and will probably die of fat
I confess I only bought one of the flavours instead of all of them
I'm so healthy
I confess I like Vegan Ben and Jerry's. However, I also confess that I am concerned about your views on life.
Please enlighten me what my views on life are0 -
salembambi wrote: »salembambi wrote: »salembambi wrote: »I confess that one of the dudes I have a crush on has a gf and I don't care
I confess that I want to buy all the new vegan Ben and jerrys ice creams and eat them all even though I've eaten really terrible this week and will probably die of fat
I confess I only bought one of the flavours instead of all of them
I'm so healthy
I confess I like Vegan Ben and Jerry's. However, I also confess that I am concerned about your views on life.
Please enlighten me what my views on life are
I can't on the main forums.0 -
salembambi wrote: »salembambi wrote: »salembambi wrote: »I confess that one of the dudes I have a crush on has a gf and I don't care
I confess that I want to buy all the new vegan Ben and jerrys ice creams and eat them all even though I've eaten really terrible this week and will probably die of fat
I confess I only bought one of the flavours instead of all of them
I'm so healthy
I confess I like Vegan Ben and Jerry's. However, I also confess that I am concerned about your views on life.
Please enlighten me what my views on life are
I can't on the main forums.
That's for the best I don't need to be in jail again1
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