True Confessions - Don't Judge

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  • toned_thugs_n_harmony
    toned_thugs_n_harmony Posts: 1,001 Member
    slehmansentle wrote: »
    toned_thugs_n_harmony wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    toned_thugs_n_harmony wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    HelloNewman01 wrote: »
    I almost drank a 7-UP but didn't. I won't drink my calories!

    Pshhhhh, wasted on soda when there is beer to be had.

    "i like beer, it makes me a jolly good fella. i like beer, it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow (makes him feel mellowww)"

    I think I love you now. I was seriously just singing that song in my head. Only because in high school my friends Mom used to buy us beer and she would sit and drink with us, and sang that song. That is literally the only line I know.

    Except she sang, "I like beer. It makes a me a jolly good fellow. I like beer. This little refrain shoudl help me explain, as a matter of fact I like beer."

    Search for the song now. lol.

    "whiskys too rough, champagne costs too much, vodka puts my mouth in gear. a little refrain should help me explain, as a matter of fact i like beer!"

    i know every single word thanks to a hockey tournament when i was a child. :smile:

    I confess I have NO idea what this song is. Can someone please enlighten me? My best guess is a country song.

    Tom T Hall "I like beer" definitely worth looking up!
  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,978 Member
    Thank you. I'll have to you tube it.
  • _dixiana_
    _dixiana_ Posts: 3,262 Member
    Gimsteinn wrote: »
    omakase619 wrote: »
    Gimsteinn wrote: »
    I spent about an hour making breakfast I was so excited about cause I loved the recipe.. It smelled heavenly and looked so good... But it tasted so much like dry paper that I won't ever make it again... So í confess that my day is off to a bad start

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    What is it?

    Apple Cinnamon Crepe a la Zone diet.

    ha! It looked like sausage and potatoes!
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    I confess I will probably take a nap when my kid does. Storms kept me awake last night.
  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,110 Member
    @Kepplekakes what's a Kepple? also the cookie is nevah worth it.
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    I give in to my cravings way too easily. Why can't salad taste like a chicken sandwich??
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    tjiddy wrote: »
    When did confessions become "what are you doing now"?

    I confess I'm sitting at the skate sharpener gossiping...see a confession and a what am I doing now
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    tjiddy wrote: »
    When did confessions become "what are you doing now"?

    DON'T JUDGE
  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,110 Member
    Kepplekakes wrote: »
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    @Kepplekakes what's a Kepple? also the cookie is nevah worth it.
    @MrStabbems
    I'm a Kepple. Sometimes the cookie is worth it. Just not this one. I gave it to my coworker.

    So you're the cake version of you? I must say I've met many cakes in my day and none have survived! :/

    Glad you passed on the cookie, I wasn't strong enough to pass on the Portuguese custard and cinnamon cakes this morning.

    it was a cake related massacre.
  • toned_thugs_n_harmony
    toned_thugs_n_harmony Posts: 1,001 Member
    tjiddy wrote: »
    When did confessions become "what are you doing now"?

    that's what i said yesterday. feels like facebook up in this b!
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    tjiddy wrote: »
    When did confessions become "what are you doing now"?
    toned_thugs_n_harmony wrote: »
    tjiddy wrote: »
    When did confessions become "what are you doing now"?

    that's what i said yesterday. feels like facebook up in this b!

    You guys should get us back on track with some interesting confessions.

    I confess I'm too boring to have good confessions.
  • PhedraJD
    PhedraJD Posts: 1,392 Member
    @FeraFilia Just for you... I confess my BF is sending me naughty emails at work. They are making me blush. Luckily I have my very own cubicle.
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  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    jdelaroy wrote: »
    @FeraFilia Just for you... I confess my BF is sending me naughty emails at work. They are making me blush. Luckily I have my very own cubicle.

    I'm jealous. The naughtiest messages I get from my husband are asking if I want a pictured bakery item from the store. :D
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    tjiddy wrote: »
    I confess I'm already trying to scam out of work on friday

    You can do it! (I'm too lazy to find a gif)
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    jdelaroy wrote: »
    I confess my BF is sending me naughty emails at work. They are making me blush. Luckily I have my very own cubicle.

    I hope it's not to your work email...
  • angelxsss
    angelxsss Posts: 2,402 Member
    I confess I'm really self-conscious about talking on the phone. I'm usually afraid that I don't sound professional enough and that I talk too loud, since I can't hear myself with the other ear. I'll have to share an office when we move to the other building and I just realized and I'm nervous.
  • PhedraJD
    PhedraJD Posts: 1,392 Member
    @cee134 no work email and we have outsourced IT, that only worries about us if there is a problem.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    _har_T_Swallow wrote: »
    I confess I don't seed my torrents.

    :o
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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    My manager is on vacation this week.
    So:
    I arrived an hour late.
    I'll be leaving an hour early.
    I'm taking a 3 hour lunch.

    If he sez: yer fired!

    I'd say: Thank God

    Trooth.
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  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    I confess I can be mean sometimes... And I bet @Kasner1975 is going to hate me for it.

    ( @synchkat made me do it)
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    I confess I can be mean sometimes... And I bet @Kasner1975 is going to hate me for it.

    ( @synchkat made me do it)

    ;)
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    I confess I know someone with soft knees! :lol:
  • Cerealsensei
    Cerealsensei Posts: 1,625 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    My manager is on vacation this week.
    So:
    I arrived an hour late.
    I'll be leaving an hour early.
    I'm taking a 3 hour lunch.

    If he sez: yer fired!

    I'd say: Thank God

    Trooth.

    Thug life, i approve

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