True Confessions - Don't Judge

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  • BedsideTableKangaroo
    BedsideTableKangaroo Posts: 736 Member
    Cerealsensei wrote: »
    I confess that when i hear birds chirping in the morning I imagine them having their morning meeting. They're going over their quotas discussing how many cars they need to drop loads on before the end of the day. And they're also discussing the struggles of bird life.

    Why does my mind work like this?

    makes total sense. now i know why they're gathering in the trees around my truck
  • A_MariposaDream
    A_MariposaDream Posts: 4,176 Member
    Cerealsensei wrote: »
    I confess that when i hear birds chirping in the morning I imagine them having their morning meeting. They're going over their quotas discussing how many cars they need to drop loads on before the end of the day. And they're also discussing the struggles of bird life.

    Why does my mind work like this?
    Thanks now that's what I will think!!! Made me laugh!!
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    138shades wrote: »
    Almost 3 weeks without alcohol.

    That is awesome.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    138shades wrote: »
    Almost 3 weeks without alcohol.

    That's amazing way to go
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    BedsideTableKangaroo wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    JstTheWayIam wrote: »
    I don't have the heart to tell my boy all the cartoons on Disney Junior are for girls...

    Why are they for girls? If he likes them they are for him

    this. not sure if it was disney junior, but my son when through a power puff girls phase.

    My son loved Dora and all sorts of shows. I think one kid told him once a show was for girls and he was like i don't care haha
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    BedsideTableKangaroo wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    JstTheWayIam wrote: »
    I don't have the heart to tell my boy all the cartoons on Disney Junior are for girls...

    Why are they for girls? If he likes them they are for him

    this. not sure if it was disney junior, but my son when through a power puff girls phase.

    My son loved Dora and all sorts of shows. I think one kid told him once a show was for girls and he was like i don't care haha

    Good for him! I think telling a boy certain cartoons are for girls is ridiculous. Would little girls be told certain cartoons are for boys? I doubt it.

    ps. I confess I'm tired and a bit moody so things might be said today that normally would be kept silent.
  • Cerealsensei
    Cerealsensei Posts: 1,625 Member
    BedsideTableKangaroo wrote: »
    Cerealsensei wrote: »
    I confess that when i hear birds chirping in the morning I imagine them having their morning meeting. They're going over their quotas discussing how many cars they need to drop loads on before the end of the day. And they're also discussing the struggles of bird life.

    Why does my mind work like this?

    makes total sense. now i know why they're gathering in the trees around my truck

    it's all an evil plot, they've been out to get us since day one.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    kq1981 wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    JstTheWayIam wrote: »
    I don't have the heart to tell my boy all the cartoons on Disney Junior are for girls...

    Why are they for girls? If he likes them they are for him

    My daughter wrote to santa and asked for a doodle and a fin once so she Cld be the real shark boy..... this post just reminded me

    That's awesome. My boy loved shark boy
  • cmerunlong
    cmerunlong Posts: 5 Member
    I confess I have skipped out of work (on more than one occasion) to go for a run. Miles are Miles
  • JeanieWww
    JeanieWww Posts: 4,037 Member
    I confess I'm wishing I could lose more than 1 pound a week.
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    Cerealsensei wrote: »
    I confess that when i hear birds chirping in the morning I imagine them having their morning meeting. They're going over their quotas discussing how many cars they need to drop loads on before the end of the day. And they're also discussing the struggles of bird life.

    Why does my mind work like this?

    You are awesome! Don't ever change <3
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  • JLAJ81
    JLAJ81 Posts: 2,477 Member
    I'm suppose to be going back to work today, I haven't been at work in two weeks. I just couldn't convince myself to get out of bed.
  • sw33tp3a1
    sw33tp3a1 Posts: 5,065 Member
    jjewell1981 wrote: »
    I'm suppose to be going back to work today, I haven't been at work in two weeks. I just couldn't convince myself to get out of bed.

    Get up!!!! You will get through today just as you've been doing for the past 2 weeks <3
  • cmerunlong
    cmerunlong Posts: 5 Member
    _missdarcy_ wrote: »
    I confess I already at junk food and I was supposed to be giving that up for this challenge on mfp I have joined. I am very disappointed in myself but will keep trying to do better.

    the struggle is real. but ask yourself "why"?
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    On Friday, I'm doing career day at my old high school and I confess I'm a little nervous.

    I did it last year and the kids asked for me to come back again. I'm glad I didn't traumatize them too much.
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    Need to go see my mom at lunch but I'm looking for excuses to get out of it.
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    jjewell1981 wrote: »
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
    Need to go see my mom at lunch but I'm looking for excuses to get out of it.

    Don't, one day she'll be gone and you'll regret things like this.

    This.

    My mom is still alive but lives over 1000 miles away. I only see her twice a year and wish I could get lunch with her sometimes.
  • tmanfromtexas
    tmanfromtexas Posts: 928 Member
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    On Friday, I'm doing career day at my old high school and I confess I'm a little nervous.

    I did it last year and the kids asked for me to come back again. I'm glad I didn't traumatize them too much.

    Bring some nasty azz pictures of dead people and this will assure you wont be asked back AND you wont have to be nervous about it next year.
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    @tmanfromtexas
    I don't take pictures of the dead, that would be tacky and disrespectful. I wouldn't want someone doing that to me or someone I love.
  • Pamela_43
    Pamela_43 Posts: 315 Member
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
    Need to go see my mom at lunch but I'm looking for excuses to get out of it.

    I confess I haven't seen or talked to my mother since the beginning of January, not even on my birthday last month... she lives around the corner.
  • tmanfromtexas
    tmanfromtexas Posts: 928 Member
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    @tmanfromtexas
    I don't take pictures of the dead, that would be tacky and disrespectful. I wouldn't want someone doing that to me or someone I love.

    I was kidding. Damn.
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    @Pamela_43 wrote: »
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
    Need to go see my mom at lunch but I'm looking for excuses to get out of it.

    I confess I haven't seen or talked to my mother since the beginning of January, not even on my birthday last month... she lives around the corner.

    Go see her!!!
  • JstTheWayIam
    JstTheWayIam Posts: 6,357 Member
    I don't want to do yard work today :s
  • Pamela_43
    Pamela_43 Posts: 315 Member
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
    @Pamela_43 wrote: »
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
    Need to go see my mom at lunch but I'm looking for excuses to get out of it.

    I confess I haven't seen or talked to my mother since the beginning of January, not even on my birthday last month... she lives around the corner.

    Go see her!!!

    I would but she doesn't care to see me I think. We aren't close. Her current husband doesn't like me and she doesn't answer my texts or calls. *shrug*
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    I confess, needing more centering...more focus. It's is easier to stray, to waiver, to give up. But nothing worth having was ever promised to be easy.

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