True Confessions - Don't Judge

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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    A patient just came through my office and gave me a huge hug, one of those tight awkward hugs that last a few seconds too long and says "I am so happy to see you!" I have no effing clue who this guy is, I think he was just trying to play it smooth so he could smash my boobs against him. I am still a little creeped out and want to take a shower now.

    And I admit I am way too nice.. he hugged me again as he left.. this time even harder and full on boob smooshage.. Ugh. I am hiding when he comes back next week.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    I confess, when looking at some of the girls around here, the thought of "why aren't you sitting on my face?" gets typed as, "Looking great. Props on the hard work."

    That's what PMs are for

    lol. I pretty much do the same in rare PM's I send.


  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    PlaydohPants wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    I confess, when looking at some of the girls around here, the thought of "why aren't you sitting on my face?" gets typed as, "Looking great. Props on the hard work."

    Autocorrect strikes again

    lol. Just killin' mah swagger.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,507 Member
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    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    A patient just came through my office and gave me a huge hug, one of those tight awkward hugs that last a few seconds too long and says "I am so happy to see you!" I have no effing clue who this guy is, I think he was just trying to play it smooth so he could smash my boobs against him. I am still a little creeped out and want to take a shower now.

    And I admit I am way too nice.. he hugged me again as he left.. this time even harder and full on boob smooshage.. Ugh. I am hiding when he comes back next week.

    Fight fire with fire.

    Next week. ... he gets a reacharound
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,507 Member
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    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    I confess, when looking at some of the girls around here, the thought of "why aren't you sitting on my face?" gets typed as, "Looking great. Props on the hard work."

    That's what PMs are for

    Promises....
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    Motorsheen wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    I confess, when looking at some of the girls around here, the thought of "why aren't you sitting on my face?" gets typed as, "Looking great. Props on the hard work."

    That's what PMs are for

    Promises....

    Broken promises...
  • slivesey77
    slivesey77 Posts: 2,450 Member
    edited January 2017
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    bah
  • jamcdonel
    jamcdonel Posts: 533 Member
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    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    I confess, when looking at some of the girls around here, the thought of "why aren't you sitting on my face?" gets typed as, "Looking great. Props on the hard work."

    That's what PMs are for

    Promises....

    Broken promises...

    @RunHardBeStrong . I want to hire you to run my Optical shop. Unfortunately, Right now it is run by the owner's daughter, and even though she is incompetent, her name is on the building.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,507 Member
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    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    I confess, when looking at some of the girls around here, the thought of "why aren't you sitting on my face?" gets typed as, "Looking great. Props on the hard work."

    That's what PMs are for

    Promises....

    Broken promises...

    Story of my life. ....

    That's okay; it's my comfort zone.
  • Gimsteinn
    Gimsteinn Posts: 7,678 Member
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  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
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    sw33tp3a1 wrote: »
    I confess I'm trying to stay off the forums but some of you people make me LOL so hard it's kinda hard to stay away

    Resistance is futile
  • Gimsteinn
    Gimsteinn Posts: 7,678 Member
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    sw33tp3a1 wrote: »
    I confess I'm trying to stay off the forums but some of you people make me LOL so hard it's kinda hard to stay away

    This place is like drugs..
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    jamcdonel wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    I confess, when looking at some of the girls around here, the thought of "why aren't you sitting on my face?" gets typed as, "Looking great. Props on the hard work."

    That's what PMs are for

    Promises....

    Broken promises...

    @RunHardBeStrong . I want to hire you to run my Optical shop. Unfortunately, Right now it is run by the owner's daughter, and even though she is incompetent, her name is on the building.

    Where are you located? Not to brag or anything but I am pretty damn good at my job. Like selling ice to eskimos!
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,507 Member
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    Gimsteinn wrote: »
    sw33tp3a1 wrote: »
    I confess I'm trying to stay off the forums but some of you people make me LOL so hard it's kinda hard to stay away

    This place is like drugs..

    More like ghetto drugs.
  • Gimsteinn
    Gimsteinn Posts: 7,678 Member
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    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Gimsteinn wrote: »
    sw33tp3a1 wrote: »
    I confess I'm trying to stay off the forums but some of you people make me LOL so hard it's kinda hard to stay away

    This place is like drugs..

    More like ghetto drugs.

    You're right..

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