True Confessions - Don't Judge

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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
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    I like this.

    Kinda makes you wanna go on a date, huh?

    Only if I am glazing you.
    Stop asking otherwise.

    Can I watch?

    $5
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
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    I like this.

    Kinda makes you wanna go on a date, huh?

    Only if I am glazing you.
    Stop asking otherwise.

    Can I watch?

    Wait.

    Are you okay paying a modest admission fee?

    .... there might be some traction here.

    What if I just show you my boobs?

    How do I get in on this? I've got boobs. 2 of them.

    So in, maybe we can really put on a show for them too!
  • chocolate_owl
    chocolate_owl Posts: 1,695 Member
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    Gimsteinn wrote: »
    Arg! Ok I have a real confession here.. I have a hard time keeping up with you guys cause English isn't my language and I have to read some of your post twice, sometimes more often. And I end up gooling: Define *insert word here* at least 10 times a day..

    You aren't the only one, and not because of your (excellent) English skills. Roxie already bailed today because of what she had to Google...
  • slivesey77
    slivesey77 Posts: 2,450 Member
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    Gimsteinn wrote: »
    Arg! Ok I have a real confession here.. I have a hard time keeping up with you guys cause English isn't my language and I have to read some of your post twice, sometimes more often. And I end up gooling: Define *insert word here* at least 10 times a day..

    The best is to just take the half of the words you do understand and just make up your own funny stories. Chances are it'll be close to the original, or better.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    Timshel_ wrote: »
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    and suddenly I am back to your face sitting comment......
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,507 Member
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    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    Gimsteinn wrote: »
    Arg! Ok I have a real confession here.. I have a hard time keeping up with you guys cause English isn't my language and I have to read some of your post twice, sometimes more often. And I end up gooling: Define *insert word here* at least 10 times a day..

    Half the time I don't know what everyone is saying either. But I have no excuse.

    I don't think she's talking about you.
    Most of your posts contain only clearly understandable four letter words.

    Well what are you trying to say about me?

    You are of my tribe.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
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    Motorsheen wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
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    I like this.

    Kinda makes you wanna go on a date, huh?

    Only if I am glazing you.
    Stop asking otherwise.

    Is this a budding romance I'm witnessing?

    I want to give it my blessing but I'm waiting to hear from @CCRG88 regarding how the last mfp romance turned out.

    Mr and Mrs green were in the bath making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me

    My God.

    This could be the greatest post ever.

    Mad Re5pext.
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    syycnw0oj2ls.jpg


    I like this.

    Kinda makes you wanna go on a date, huh?

    Only if I am glazing you.
    Stop asking otherwise.

    Is this a budding romance I'm witnessing?

    I want to give it my blessing but I'm waiting to hear from @CCRG88 regarding how the last mfp romance turned out.

    Mr and Mrs green were in the bath making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me

    I can't even after this...winner!

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Im showing my boobies
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  • _dixiana_
    _dixiana_ Posts: 3,262 Member
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    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
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    and suddenly I am back to your face sitting comment......

    I think @Timshel_ took another extended bathroom break.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    edited January 2017
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    _dixiana_ wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
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    and suddenly I am back to your face sitting comment......

    I think @Timshel_ took another extended bathroom break.

    You are probably onto something there.. No pun intended.. Ok maybe pun intended
  • _dixiana_
    _dixiana_ Posts: 3,262 Member
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    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    Nitroalley2 wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    tjiddy wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    tjiddy wrote: »
    I've lost at least 5 people of my friends list in the last week and I have no idea who...

    Well what kind of friend are you then?

    I made sure the ones I liked were still there...

    Then why even bother to add the others?

    he was hoping for nooodz

    Wishful thinking. I haven't seen one D since I got here

    I was hoping all the *kitten* pics I sent had made up for that.

    In the words of my good friend @Motorsheen I'm not above my face looking like a glazed donut.

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    this is the result of eating the wrong donut

    :D
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
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    Guys, if someones going to sit on your face please shave your mustache off first.

    Mustache burns are no fun.
  • slivesey77
    slivesey77 Posts: 2,450 Member
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    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    Guys, if someones going to sit on your face please shave your mustache off first.

    Mustache burns are no fun.

    I shaved mine ..... sooo
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    slivesey77 wrote: »
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    Guys, if someones going to sit on your face please shave your mustache off first.

    Mustache burns are no fun.

    I shaved mine ..... sooo

    Smooth ride ;)
  • slivesey77
    slivesey77 Posts: 2,450 Member
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    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    slivesey77 wrote: »
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    Guys, if someones going to sit on your face please shave your mustache off first.

    Mustache burns are no fun.

    I shaved mine ..... sooo

    Smooth ride ;)

    Jo knows how to ride

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