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True Confessions - Don't Judge

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  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    I confess, I cannot do a sit up.

    I can't either unless someone or something holds my feet down. it sucks in fitness bootcamp.
  • SweatsOnSunday
    SweatsOnSunday Posts: 514 Member
    I confess that sometimes I take the long way into work simply because I cannot bear to walk into that place.
  • Tonydevolanii
    Tonydevolanii Posts: 657 Member
    I confess that im the smartest and most handsome man, atleast here
  • TaymanL
    TaymanL Posts: 75 Member
    I confess that I don't think Barq's has bite.
  • kq1981
    kq1981 Posts: 1,098 Member
    I confess I ate so much *kitten* food tonight and it wasn't even worth it:-(
  • youdowant
    youdowant Posts: 69 Member
    I confess, my cucumber needs a good time, now.
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    I confess my mom is driving me crazy again. Today was almost the breaking point of no return.

    *hugs* Go get a beer and relax. You deserve it.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    I confess that last night I took this big thick cucumber and.....



    sliced it into a salad with onion, mayo, vinegar and sugar. It made me come back for more and more.

    Size queen.

    I am always curious whether men watch women test vegetables and fruits in the produce section.
    Anyone care to confess?

    Nope.

    .... but I do enjoy watching a chicka eating an ice cream cone on a hot summer day.

    I confess that I'd enjoy eating an ice cream cone on a hot summer day. :p

    you keep getting more and more perfecter.
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    I confess that last night I took this big thick cucumber and.....



    sliced it into a salad with onion, mayo, vinegar and sugar. It made me come back for more and more.

    Size queen.

    I am always curious whether men watch women test vegetables and fruits in the produce section.
    Anyone care to confess?

    Nope.

    .... but I do enjoy watching a chicka eating an ice cream cone on a hot summer day.

    I confess that I'd enjoy eating an ice cream cone on a hot summer day. :p

    you keep getting more and more perfecter.

    I confess I'm wondering if this changes the 3-dream rule.
  • Carillon_Campanello
    Carillon_Campanello Posts: 726 Member
    My sweet tooth has a boner.

    Interesting physical anomaly. Does this make French kissing awkward?
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    My sweet tooth has a boner.

    Interesting physical anomaly. Does this make French kissing awkward?

    I laughed out loud at the picture this put in my head.
  • kq1981
    kq1981 Posts: 1,098 Member
    I confess, I want an arfterboon of lazing around without feeling guilty my girls are missing out on me
  • DeficitDuchess
    DeficitDuchess Posts: 3,099 Member
    edited April 2017
    kq1981 wrote: »
    I confess, I want an arfterboon of lazing around without feeling guilty my girls are missing out on me

    You're unable to be the best for, your girls if; you don't do what's the best for yourself & thus take a break for your girls if, you're unable to do it; for yourself!
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    My sweet tooth has a boner.

    Interesting physical anomaly. Does this make French kissing awkward?

    I haven't had any complaints.
  • TheCounselorx
    TheCounselorx Posts: 1,182 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I confess that I just got off a phone call that caused me to forget that I hadn't eaten dinner yet. Oops!

    .... I don't believe I have ever had a phone call that important..... was there a fire?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited April 2017
    Aww *kitten*..I prefer *kitten*...
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    I confess I almost just made myself a widow because my husband walked over and picked up my ice cream and took a bite... Hooker.
  • TheCounselorx
    TheCounselorx Posts: 1,182 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I confess that I just got off a phone call that caused me to forget that I hadn't eaten dinner yet. Oops!

    .... I don't believe I have ever had a phone call that important..... was there a fire?

    I had about 12 smartassy responses, but I couldn't decide which one to use.
    There is still time left in this evening to eat, don't you worry!

    I have time..... I'll be waiting.... and I do feel inclined for a wrestle....... *hunker*
  • BoosDimples
    BoosDimples Posts: 2,826 Member
    edited April 2017
    I want a rockin', strong body... but I can't bring myself to go to my local gym.... I HATE IT THERE! Also, I find it hard to be motivated all the time without a IRL buddy when it comes to resistance training-I've no one in my circle who understands it and I'm being a coward for using that as an excuse to NOT pick up all the heavy *kitten* weights...along with certain minor injuries...

    Basically, I hate that I can do whatever is needed for anyone else I love, but not for myself...
  • DeficitDuchess
    DeficitDuchess Posts: 3,099 Member
    I want a rockin', strong body... but I can't bring myself to go to my local gym.... I HATE IT THERE! Also, I find it hard to be motivated all the time without a IRL buddy when it comes to resistance training-I've no one in my circle who understands it and I'm being a coward for using that as an excuse to NOT pick up all the heavy *asparagus* weights...along with certain minor injuries...

    Basically, I hate that I can do whatever is needed for anyone else I love, but not for myself...

    How about, doing it for; someone you love?
  • BoosDimples
    BoosDimples Posts: 2,826 Member
    I want a rockin', strong body... but I can't bring myself to go to my local gym.... I HATE IT THERE! Also, I find it hard to be motivated all the time without a IRL buddy when it comes to resistance training-I've no one in my circle who understands it and I'm being a coward for using that as an excuse to NOT pick up all the heavy *asparagus* weights...along with certain minor injuries...

    Basically, I hate that I can do whatever is needed for anyone else I love, but not for myself...

    How about, doing it for; someone you love?

    If I thought there was someone that cared about it... but they really don't.... they don't get where I'm coming from in this regard, :disappointed:
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »

    Basically, I hate that I can do whatever is needed for anyone else I love, but not for myself...

    I am this way too. So today I told a friend that I needed to believe that he was counting on me to meet my goals. He agreed that I better not let him down. Lol. Stupid, right? But I do better at all things when I am doing them for the benefit of someone else.

    That's what keeps me going sometimes. And a big part of why I like making good friends here. I feel like I'm letting them down if I slack off or skip a workout or something. My local friends (the few I have, moving a lot sucks), couldn't care less about if I ran or made good food choices today. When I'm having a hard time finding a reason to do it for me, or feel like giving up because it's hard, I do it for my friends that are counting on me to keep it up.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I want a rockin', strong body... but I can't bring myself to go to my local gym.... I HATE IT THERE! Also, I find it hard to be motivated all the time without a IRL buddy when it comes to resistance training-I've no one in my circle who understands it and I'm being a coward for using that as an excuse to NOT pick up all the heavy *asparagus* weights...along with certain minor injuries...

    Basically, I hate that I can do whatever is needed for anyone else I love, but not for myself...

    How about, doing it for; someone you love?

    If I thought there was someone that cared about it... but they really don't.... they don't get where I'm coming from in this regard, :disappointed:

    What about someone here? WE care!

    We Damn Sure Do.
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I want a rockin', strong body... but I can't bring myself to go to my local gym.... I HATE IT THERE! Also, I find it hard to be motivated all the time without a IRL buddy when it comes to resistance training-I've no one in my circle who understands it and I'm being a coward for using that as an excuse to NOT pick up all the heavy *asparagus* weights...along with certain minor injuries...

    Basically, I hate that I can do whatever is needed for anyone else I love, but not for myself...

    How about, doing it for; someone you love?

    If I thought there was someone that cared about it... but they really don't.... they don't get where I'm coming from in this regard, :disappointed:

    What about someone here? WE care!

    Truth. I'd be lost without my cheerleaders and asskickers.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I want a rockin', strong body... but I can't bring myself to go to my local gym.... I HATE IT THERE! Also, I find it hard to be motivated all the time without a IRL buddy when it comes to resistance training-I've no one in my circle who understands it and I'm being a coward for using that as an excuse to NOT pick up all the heavy *asparagus* weights...along with certain minor injuries...

    Basically, I hate that I can do whatever is needed for anyone else I love, but not for myself...

    How about, doing it for; someone you love?

    If I thought there was someone that cared about it... but they really don't.... they don't get where I'm coming from in this regard, :disappointed:

    What about someone here? WE care!

    Truth. I'd be lost without my cheerleaders and asskickers.

    Drop and give me twenty.
  • BoosDimples
    BoosDimples Posts: 2,826 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I want a rockin', strong body... but I can't bring myself to go to my local gym.... I HATE IT THERE! Also, I find it hard to be motivated all the time without a IRL buddy when it comes to resistance training-I've no one in my circle who understands it and I'm being a coward for using that as an excuse to NOT pick up all the heavy *asparagus* weights...along with certain minor injuries...

    Basically, I hate that I can do whatever is needed for anyone else I love, but not for myself...

    How about, doing it for; someone you love?

    If I thought there was someone that cared about it... but they really don't.... they don't get where I'm coming from in this regard, :disappointed:

    What about someone here? WE care!

    That's so wonderful! I just wish one of y'all could grab me by my collar and frogmarch my *kitten* there lol I appreciate the sentiment, though. There are so many inspirational people here. I wish I could be killin' it in the gym with you all! :smile:
  • eenyspace
    eenyspace Posts: 9 Member
    Forgive me Thread, for I have sinned - I've been on the site for a week or so now, and have finished only one day under my calorie limit
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I want a rockin', strong body... but I can't bring myself to go to my local gym.... I HATE IT THERE! Also, I find it hard to be motivated all the time without a IRL buddy when it comes to resistance training-I've no one in my circle who understands it and I'm being a coward for using that as an excuse to NOT pick up all the heavy *asparagus* weights...along with certain minor injuries...

    Basically, I hate that I can do whatever is needed for anyone else I love, but not for myself...

    How about, doing it for; someone you love?

    If I thought there was someone that cared about it... but they really don't.... they don't get where I'm coming from in this regard, :disappointed:

    What about someone here? WE care!

    Truth. I'd be lost without my cheerleaders and asskickers.

    Drop and give me twenty.

    But I already did my workout!

    Will this 20 work?

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