True Confessions - Don't Judge

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  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    @Timshel_ wrote: »
    Speaking of size...I confess, every time I see this poster I fall in love again.

    See the full version here.

    size_comparison___science_fiction_spaceships_by_dirkloechel-d6lfgdf.jpg

    I love posters like that but WTF with the gigantic flea????

    Poster says:

    Star Craft
    Zerg
    Leviathan

    Never saw it so I don't know

    Well, if was in that show, I would simply put a flea collar around my ship to defend myself.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    @Timshel_ wrote: »
    Speaking of size...I confess, every time I see this poster I fall in love again.

    See the full version here.

    size_comparison___science_fiction_spaceships_by_dirkloechel-d6lfgdf.jpg

    I love posters like that but WTF with the gigantic flea????

    Poster says:

    Star Craft
    Zerg
    Leviathan

    Never saw it so I don't know

    It's a video game

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbqBhSBcWFM
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    edited April 2017
    I confess sometimes when I get upset with my coworkers I work late so I can be alone in the office after everyone goes home. Then I put a little piece of scotch tape over everyone's mouse infrared. The next day everyone thinks something is wrong with their computer. I pretend it happens to my mouse too as to not be conspicuous.

    This all started when I was 20 and worked in a call center. One of my coworkers was a dick to me so I stole the track ball out of his mouse (back when they had little track balls). So as my coworkers annoyed me over the years at that job I stole the mouse balls randomly. On my last day I brought the bag of mouse balls in from home and put them on my desk. 18 of them. I told my boss at the time I wasn't sure what they were. I don't know if they ever figured it out or not.
    ^^ Greatness!!!


    I confess that sometimes I have:

    1. Put a piece of scotch tape over a co-worker's mouth piece on their phone onr day and then the ear piece the next.
    2. Hooked all their paper clips together.
    3. Taken their scotch tape and carefully cut them into small pieces and retaped them onto the roll, except the one piece that is long enough to reach from the roll to the cut thingy.
    4. Sent random, anonymous reports containing figures to random low-level employees with a note to "get these into the system ASAP"
  • Ben_there_done_that
    Ben_there_done_that Posts: 732 Member
    How have you people not played StarCraft before? That game was epic!
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    @captbklee wrote: »
    How have you people not played StarCraft before? That game was epic!

    I've played pong. Does that count?
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  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
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    Hey captain obvious, how you doin? LOL
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    I confess sometimes when I get upset with my coworkers I work late so I can be alone in the office after everyone goes home. Then I put a little piece of scotch tape over everyone's mouse infrared. The next day everyone thinks something is wrong with their computer. I pretend it happens to my mouse too as to not be conspicuous.

    This all started when I was 20 and worked in a call center. One of my coworkers was a dick to me so I stole the track ball out of his mouse (back when they had little track balls). So as my coworkers annoyed me over the years at that job I stole the mouse balls randomly. On my last day I brought the bag of mouse balls in from home and put them on my desk. 18 of them. I told my boss at the time I wasn't sure what they were. I don't know if they ever figured it out or not.

    I do that to my boss on occasion. He thinks his batteries are dead so he goes to change them and see's the tape. He automatically knows it me.
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    I confess I just turned up my iPad to listen to my current obsession... This is today's version of "Your Body Is A Wonderland."
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  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    I confess sometimes when I get upset with my coworkers I work late so I can be alone in the office after everyone goes home. Then I put a little piece of scotch tape over everyone's mouse infrared. The next day everyone thinks something is wrong with their computer. I pretend it happens to my mouse too as to not be conspicuous.

    This all started when I was 20 and worked in a call center. One of my coworkers was a dick to me so I stole the track ball out of his mouse (back when they had little track balls). So as my coworkers annoyed me over the years at that job I stole the mouse balls randomly. On my last day I brought the bag of mouse balls in from home and put them on my desk. 18 of them. I told my boss at the time I wasn't sure what they were. I don't know if they ever figured it out or not.
    ^^ Greatness!!!


    I confess that sometimes I have:

    1. Put a piece of scotch tape over a co-worker's mouth piece on their phone onr day and then the ear piece the next.
    2. Hooked all their paper clips together.
    3. Taken their scotch tape and carefully cut them into small pieces and retaped them onto the roll, except the one piece that is long enough to reach from the roll to the cut thingy.
    4. Sent random, anonymous reports containing figures to random low-level employees with a note to "get these into the system ASAP"

    Just recently, I was in a situation of sharing office space on nights with an established day shift. One of the day guys didn't like the idea of sharing with nights, so he locked up his mouse and keyboard in a small filing cabinet to make it difficult to use his desk. The cabinets rolled, and there were many of that style on the floor. Sooooooo...one night, I rolled his cabinet with the locked up mouse and keyboard, and replaced it with an identical one from somewhere else. That was rewarding.

    Ok, I got mad respect.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    I confess sometimes when I get upset with my coworkers I work late so I can be alone in the office after everyone goes home. Then I put a little piece of scotch tape over everyone's mouse infrared. The next day everyone thinks something is wrong with their computer. I pretend it happens to my mouse too as to not be conspicuous.

    This all started when I was 20 and worked in a call center. One of my coworkers was a dick to me so I stole the track ball out of his mouse (back when they had little track balls). So as my coworkers annoyed me over the years at that job I stole the mouse balls randomly. On my last day I brought the bag of mouse balls in from home and put them on my desk. 18 of them. I told my boss at the time I wasn't sure what they were. I don't know if they ever figured it out or not.
    ^^ Greatness!!!


    I confess that sometimes I have:

    1. Put a piece of scotch tape over a co-worker's mouth piece on their phone onr day and then the ear piece the next.
    2. Hooked all their paper clips together.
    3. Taken their scotch tape and carefully cut them into small pieces and retaped them onto the roll, except the one piece that is long enough to reach from the roll to the cut thingy.
    4. Sent random, anonymous reports containing figures to random low-level employees with a note to "get these into the system ASAP"

    Just recently, I was in a situation of sharing office space on nights with an established day shift. One of the day guys didn't like the idea of sharing with nights, so he locked up his mouse and keyboard in a small filing cabinet to make it difficult to use his desk. The cabinets rolled, and there were many of that style on the floor. Sooooooo...one night, I rolled his cabinet with the locked up mouse and keyboard, and replaced it with an identical one from somewhere else. That was rewarding.

    you're a bit of a *kitten* eh
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    I confess I've been thinking and this talk of no clean undies and not wearing any...doesn't it chafe? If you're a boy don't things flop around? Not judging just curious and clearly I've too much time on my hands for thinking
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Speaking of size...I confess, every time I see this poster I fall in love again.

    See the full version here.

    size_comparison___science_fiction_spaceships_by_dirkloechel-d6lfgdf.jpg

    No Moya? :cry:

    Since I'm sure people were concerned, I found her. Side profile, I expected a top view

    Yup. And many more here! *teehee* (giddy giggles)

    http://www.st-minutiae.com/resources/comparison/
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    I confess I've been thinking and this talk of no clean undies and not wearing any...doesn't it chafe? If you're a boy don't things flop around? Not judging just curious and clearly I've too much time on my hands for thinking

    Cuz he's freeeeeeeeeeeeee.... free ballin!
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    I confess sometimes when I get upset with my coworkers I work late so I can be alone in the office after everyone goes home. Then I put a little piece of scotch tape over everyone's mouse infrared. The next day everyone thinks something is wrong with their computer. I pretend it happens to my mouse too as to not be conspicuous.

    This all started when I was 20 and worked in a call center. One of my coworkers was a dick to me so I stole the track ball out of his mouse (back when they had little track balls). So as my coworkers annoyed me over the years at that job I stole the mouse balls randomly. On my last day I brought the bag of mouse balls in from home and put them on my desk. 18 of them. I told my boss at the time I wasn't sure what they were. I don't know if they ever figured it out or not.
    ^^ Greatness!!!


    I confess that sometimes I have:

    1. Put a piece of scotch tape over a co-worker's mouth piece on their phone onr day and then the ear piece the next.
    2. Hooked all their paper clips together.
    3. Taken their scotch tape and carefully cut them into small pieces and retaped them onto the roll, except the one piece that is long enough to reach from the roll to the cut thingy.
    4. Sent random, anonymous reports containing figures to random low-level employees with a note to "get these into the system ASAP"

    Just recently, I was in a situation of sharing office space on nights with an established day shift. One of the day guys didn't like the idea of sharing with nights, so he locked up his mouse and keyboard in a small filing cabinet to make it difficult to use his desk. The cabinets rolled, and there were many of that style on the floor. Sooooooo...one night, I rolled his cabinet with the locked up mouse and keyboard, and replaced it with an identical one from somewhere else. That was rewarding.

    Nice job.

  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    I confess I've been thinking and this talk of no clean undies and not wearing any...doesn't it chafe? If you're a boy don't things flop around? Not judging just curious and clearly I've too much time on my hands for thinking

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  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    @lstrat115 wrote: »
    I confess I was having a hard time with something and it was really bothering me. I went outside, enjoyed the beautiful day and felt good. It helped me not worry so much, all that fresh air. Yay nature!

    Sometimes being alone with nature is one of the best distractions from the stresses of life

    Especially if you're not wearing any underwear.


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  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    I confess I was happy the falcons who have taken up residence in my backyard tree might decrease the squirrel population, I forgot I might have to clean up after the. Anyone wanna come to a squirrel funeral?
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    I confess I haven't eaten at all today.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Sometimes being alone with nature is one of the best distractions from the stresses of life


    It is always the best distraction.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    I confess I have been having panic attacks all day thinking about the anniversary of the worst day of my life being tomorrow and have ate all the bad foodz.
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Sometimes being alone with nature is one of the best distractions from the stresses of life


    It is always the best distraction.

    This guy knows what is up. :)
    No electronics, no "noise" to get in your head. Just pure, natural beauty

    That's the best thing about living in the middle of nowhere. Yay rural Indiana. The crazy quiet used to bother me.
  • RavenLibra
    RavenLibra Posts: 1,737 Member
    I confess that I have been a bit judgy about all the passive aggressive activities people are confessing to...tsk.. tsk..tsk... BUT I am not surprised. I am just glad the rest of the animal kingdom don't have the manual dexterity to seek out retribution.
  • JLAJ81
    JLAJ81 Posts: 2,477 Member
    I confess I have eaten more than I was supposed to today

    You better not have
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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Sometimes being alone with nature is one of the best distractions from the stresses of life


    It is always the best distraction.

    This guy knows what is up. :)
    No electronics, no "noise" to get in your head. Just pure, natural beauty

    <3