True Confessions - Don't Judge

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  • relynne
    relynne Posts: 387 Member
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    I confess I splurged on a toy for myself because dammit if I'm going to be single for awhile I at least deserve to take care of my needs.

    If you don't hear from me on April 18th, you know why.....

    Stock up on batteries.

    This one is rechargeable! It last for two hours, how many guys can say that?

    Wise choice
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  • _dixiana_
    _dixiana_ Posts: 3,262 Member
    abitoftrouble wrote: »
    I confess that when I'm tired of arguing with my kid I start singing all my responses until she is so annoyed with me she leaves me alone.

    I'm SO stealing this. Brilliant!
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  • _dixiana_
    _dixiana_ Posts: 3,262 Member
    @synchkat wrote: »
    @kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    I confess

    Who's the baddest mother*kitten* in the Brooklyn town
    And also representer of the Wu-Tang sound
    If you want to get up and get *kitten* up
    Last *kitten* got up and got shot up

    The hills are alive
    With the sound of music

    I confess the Sound of Music always makes me smile

    I confess I've never seen this movie!
    @BowlingForHollars wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    BowlingForHollars wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    I confess

    Who's the baddest mother*kitten* in the Brooklyn town
    And also representer of the Wu-Tang sound
    If you want to get up and get *kitten* up
    Last *kitten* got up and got shot up

    The hills are alive
    With the sound of music

    I confess the Sound of Music always makes me smile

    I confess I know what else can make you smile

    show tunes
    candy
    sweet tea

    You misspelled sweet teej

    :D
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    I confess I splurged on a toy for myself because dammit if I'm going to be single for awhile I at least deserve to take care of my needs.

    If you don't hear from me on April 18th, you know why.....
    @LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    I confess I splurged on a toy for myself because dammit if I'm going to be single for awhile I at least deserve to take care of my needs.

    If you don't hear from me on April 18th, you know why.....

    Stock up on batteries.

    This one is rechargeable! It last for two hours, how many guys can say that?

    *high five* I have a husband. But I confess a toy would be good too.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »
    I confess I eat my bananas in the nude on the front lawn.

    Bananas!
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    _dixiana_ wrote: »

    *high five* I have a husband. But I confess a toy would be good too.

    Tell him he can watch and he'll go for it.
  • JeanieWww
    JeanieWww Posts: 4,037 Member
    I had too much birthday cake and/or desserts while my family was down visiting. Now I am craving sweets. I shouldn't have touched it. I usually don't care much for cake, but there was PIE!! I ♥ pie. Pie is good. Pie is awesome. Pie is... fattening. Good news is there is no more pie in the house, but OMG I crave sugary stuff. Not good. Not good at all. Bad pie!
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    relynne wrote: »
    I confess that I'm overdue for a great date. One of those dates where you have a great dinner with good conversation, go out drinking after, and then stay up all night having amazing sex and talking. Sleep in the next morning, have a mimosa soaked brunch and then spend all afternoon in bed. Yeah...I'm way overdue.

    Sign me up
  • relynne
    relynne Posts: 387 Member
    At least I'm not alone. :'(:'(:'(
  • turbostang7
    turbostang7 Posts: 1,352 Member
    relynne wrote: »
    I confess that I'm overdue for a great date. One of those dates where you have a great dinner with good conversation, go out drinking after, and then stay up all night having amazing sex and talking. Sleep in the next morning, have a mimosa soaked brunch and then spend all afternoon in bed. Yeah...I'm way overdue.

    That sounds amazing
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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    I'm almost speechless....


    almost.
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    I think I scared everyone off.
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  • BedsideTableKangaroo
    BedsideTableKangaroo Posts: 736 Member
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    I think I scared everyone off.

    nah...the guys grabbed some kleenex and got a little distracted.
  • Carillon_Campanello
    Carillon_Campanello Posts: 726 Member
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    I confess I splurged on a toy for myself because dammit if I'm going to be single for awhile I at least deserve to take care of my needs.

    If you don't hear from me on April 18th, you know why.....

    Stock up on batteries.

    This one is rechargeable! It last for two hours, how many guys can say that?

    Hi.
  • Carillon_Campanello
    Carillon_Campanello Posts: 726 Member
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    I confess I splurged on a toy for myself because dammit if I'm going to be single for awhile I at least deserve to take care of my needs.

    If you don't hear from me on April 18th, you know why.....

    Stock up on batteries.

    This one is rechargeable! It last for two hours, how many guys can say that?

    My favorite one doesn't use batteries or a charge and didn't cost a small fortune.

    I've gotta have a buzz, manual labor does nothing for me. I never pay full price, I always use promo codes for 40 or 50% off.

    Vocal chords are free. Coupon not required.
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    I confess that I can't even with the special snowflakes here.

    Hey now, I prefer to be called Miss Snowflake :p
  • MsSGriff1
    MsSGriff1 Posts: 9 Member
    I confess that I'm a lot harder on myself than I probably need to be. I feel fat, and I hate myself for it. Most of my clothes no longer fit, and I refuse to buy larger sizes. I'm down about 15 LBS, but I have another 35 to go. I'm scared that I'll never get there. I was blessed in high school. I stayed active growing up, and I didn't start gaining weight until my mid to late 20s. I want to go back to 22 and start over.
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    I confess that I can't even with the special snowflakes here.

    Hey now, I prefer to be called Miss Snowflake :p

    Are you getting my posts removed? If so then yes, you can be Miss Snowflake. :D

    Whoops, definitely not me. I adore your witty sarcasm.
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    edited April 2017
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    I confess that I can't even with the special snowflakes here.

    Hey now, I prefer to be called Miss Snowflake :p

    I thought you liked sweettits... I'm so behind.
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    Gimsteinn1 wrote: »
    I confess that right now I'm feeling to lazy to take a shower after my workout... I really should stand up and shower before the flies start to swarm around me but it's just so good to lie here, on the cold hard floor..

    Must have been some work out.

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