True Confessions - Don't Judge

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    I confess,
    Patty cake patty cake hey the method man
    Don't eat Skippy, Jif or Peter Pan
    Peanut butter, 'cause I'm not butter
    In fact I snap back like a rubber

    band, I be Sam, Sam I am
    And I don't eat green eggs and ham

    You're making my head hurt ;)
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    I confess:

    Meaning no one can burn or toss and turn me
    'Cause, Ooh I be the super *kitten*
    Chim chimmeny chim chim cherie
    Freak a flow and flow fancy free

    Now how many licks does it take (@GnothiSeauton23)
    For me to hit the Tootsie Roll center of a break
    Peep and don't sleep the crews mad deep Wu-Tang
    Fadin mother*kitten* like bleach
  • dc8066
    dc8066 Posts: 1,439 Member
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    dc8066 wrote: »

    Do they ever actually confess anything in this song?

    Are you confessing to liking Florida Georgia Line?

    Is this a passive aggressive swipe at perceived lame confessions?

    Are you mad at me for something?
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    dc8066 wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    dc8066 wrote: »

    Do they ever actually confess anything in this song?

    Are you confessing to liking Florida Georgia Line?

    Is this a passive aggressive swipe at perceived lame confessions?

    Are you mad at me for something?

    No. For real. I was just being silly. I promise. :)
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    I confess I splurged on a toy for myself because dammit if I'm going to be single for awhile I at least deserve to take care of my needs.

    If you don't hear from me on April 18th, you know why.....

    Stock up on batteries.
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  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    I confess I splurged on a toy for myself because dammit if I'm going to be single for awhile I at least deserve to take care of my needs.

    If you don't hear from me on April 18th, you know why.....

    Stock up on batteries.

    This one is rechargeable! It last for two hours, how many guys can say that?
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  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    I confess I splurged on a toy for myself because dammit if I'm going to be single for awhile I at least deserve to take care of my needs.

    If you don't hear from me on April 18th, you know why.....

    Stock up on batteries.

    This one is rechargeable! It last for two hours, how many guys can say that?

    Raises hand

    Um so....how you doing??? ;)
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    edited April 2017
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    I confess I splurged on a toy for myself because dammit if I'm going to be single for awhile I at least deserve to take care of my needs.

    If you don't hear from me on April 18th, you know why.....

    Stock up on batteries.

    This one is rechargeable! It last for two hours, how many guys can say that?

    My favorite one doesn't use batteries or a charge and didn't cost a small fortune.

    I've gotta have a buzz, manual labor does nothing for me. I never pay full price, I always use promo codes for 40 or 50% off.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited April 2017
    I confess I splurged on a toy for myself because dammit if I'm going to be single for awhile I at least deserve to take care of my needs.

    If you don't hear from me on April 18th, you know why.....

    Ya gettin stripped from ya garments, boy, run ya jewels
    While the meth got me open like fallopian tubes
    I bring death to a snake when he least expect
    Ain't a damn thing changed, boy, Protect Ya Neck

    -Wu Tang Clan Lyrics.
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    buzz is good. So, whattya wearing?
    Nothing but a smile ;)
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  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    buzz is good. So, whattya wearing?
    Nothing but a smile ;)

    nice. So...whats your kik? I need to send you a report on the zombie apocalypse and how it will affect the mortuary business. (not in a good way)

    BigBootyJudy
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  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    buzz is good. So, whattya wearing?
    Nothing but a smile ;)

    nice. So...whats your kik? I need to send you a report on the zombie apocalypse and how it will affect the mortuary business. (not in a good way)

    BigBootyJudy

    Select, copy, paste, boom

    Are you BowlingForNuts?
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  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    I confess I splurged on a toy for myself because dammit if I'm going to be single for awhile I at least deserve to take care of my needs.

    If you don't hear from me on April 18th, you know why.....

    Stock up on batteries.

    This one is rechargeable! It last for two hours, how many guys can say that?

    My favorite one doesn't use batteries or a charge and didn't cost a small fortune.

    I've gotta have a buzz, manual labor does nothing for me. I never pay full price, I always use promo codes for 40 or 50% off.

    Gosh I feel so out of touch with all this new technology. I need to shop. Mine goes through batteries like water in a desert.
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    I confess I splurged on a toy for myself because dammit if I'm going to be single for awhile I at least deserve to take care of my needs.

    If you don't hear from me on April 18th, you know why.....

    Stock up on batteries.

    This one is rechargeable! It last for two hours, how many guys can say that?

    Mines has powered with a pull cord like a weed eater

    How much horsepower does yours have? We need to compare motors!
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  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    FeraFilia wrote: »

    Gosh I feel so out of touch with all this new technology. I need to shop. Mine goes through batteries like water in a desert.

    Adam and Eve is da bomb. Look on retailmenot.com for promo codes.
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  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    FeraFilia wrote: »

    Gosh I feel so out of touch with all this new technology. I need to shop. Mine goes through batteries like water in a desert.

    Adam and Eve is da bomb. Look on retailmenot.com for promo codes.

    Noted.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited April 2017
    I started this gangsta *kitten*
    And this the mother*kitten* thanks I get?
    I started this gangsta *kitten*
    And this the mother*kitten* thanks I get?

    [Verse 1: Ice Cube]
    The mother*kitten* world is a ghetto
    Full of magazines, full clips, and heavy metal
    When the smoke settle..
    I'm just lookin for a big yellow;
    In six inch stilettos
    Dr. Dre, Hello, perculatin keep em waitin
    While you sittin here hatin, yo' *kitten* is hyperventilatin'
    Hopin that we penetratin, you gets natin
    Cause I never been to Satan, for hardcore administratin

    -Hello
    Ice Cube