True Confessions - Don't Judge

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  • FairhavenDS
    FairhavenDS Posts: 1,046 Member
    I confess I just went for an awesome run today and was all excited to see my VO2 Max score, only to find out I'm still in the bottom 45% of males in my age group :confounded:
  • ekim2016
    ekim2016 Posts: 1,198 Member
    I am to homely to post a selfie so have never done it.
  • JLAJ81
    JLAJ81 Posts: 2,477 Member
    ekim2016 wrote: »
    I am to homely to post a selfie so have never done it.

    Looks like you have a purty mouth
  • JLAJ81
    JLAJ81 Posts: 2,477 Member
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    I confess it flabbergasts me why some people complain about provocative selfies then they openly talk about their self pleasure routine. Is it not kind of the same type thing? I really don't care and I'm also a big hypocrite but come on man.

    If you're talking about me, then what I said yesterday went over your head. I don't care if people post provacative selfies. The issue I have is with those that do and then come rant about guys commenting on said provacative selfies.

    Not talking about you! You haven't said anything hypocritical that I've noticed!!!
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    I confess it flabbergasts me why some people complain about provocative selfies then they openly talk about their self pleasure routine. Is it not kind of the same type thing? I really don't care and I'm also a big hypocrite but come on man.

    If you're talking about me, then what I said yesterday went over your head. I don't care if people post provacative selfies. The issue I have is with those that do and then come rant about guys commenting on said provacative selfies.

    You are seriously one of my favorite people here. <3
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    I confess that I'm taking a late lunch and don't plan on coming back to work (even though I'm unemployed)
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    @Kepplekakes wrote: »
    @SomebodyWakeUpHIcks I confess that I'm taking a late lunch and don't plan on coming back to work (even though I'm unemployed)

    I confess that know what you are really up to and I don't think you should go back either.

    Wait, you know about my hobo romper porn?
  • ekim2016
    ekim2016 Posts: 1,198 Member
    how about that homesick, Polynesian nymphomaniac that was longing for Samoa ?
  • jacobsl221
    jacobsl221 Posts: 75 Member
    I confess that I check my Facebook account six or seven times a day to see if anyone is talking to me.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    I confess it flabbergasts me why some people complain about provocative selfies then they openly talk about their self pleasure routine.

    I fappppp a few times a day, in case you were wondering.
    I mean, the more ya know...

  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    I confess I have a date with a peanut butter banana shake :smile:
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    I confess it flabbergasts me why some people complain about provocative selfies then they openly talk about their self pleasure routine.

    I fappppp a few times a day, in case you were wondering.
    I mean, the more ya know...

    I already knew that. So tell me more.

    I mean, the more ya know, right? :D
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    abitoftrouble wrote: »
    BowlingForHollars wrote: »
    abitoftrouble wrote: »
    I confess that I have eaten cookies today. Multiple cookies. As in many.

    But what kind?

    Chocolate chip of course!!

    Yum. I made peanut butter last night. There were none left this morning. Luckily, I had help eating them but still, I had more than my fair share.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    I confess it flabbergasts me why some people complain about provocative selfies then they openly talk about their self pleasure routine.

    I fappppp a few times a day, in case you were wondering.
    I mean, the more ya know...

    I already knew that. So tell me more.

    I mean, the more ya know, right? :D

    PM sent. With demonstration pics and video with narration. Wanna make sure I appeal to all learning styles.

    We can make it hands on too.

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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »
    I hope you include bar graphs and pie charts!

    I haven't eaten much pie lately. The charts would be pretty boring.

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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    I confess it flabbergasts me why some people complain about provocative selfies then they openly talk about their self pleasure routine.

    I fappppp a few times a day, in case you were wondering.
    I mean, the more ya know...

    I already knew that. So tell me more.

    I mean, the more ya know, right? :D

    PM sent. With demonstration pics and video with narration. Wanna make sure I appeal to all learning styles.

    We can make it hands on too.

    I am open to all suggestions. I mean you really should try everything at least once. Twice is better to be sure.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    I confess it flabbergasts me why some people complain about provocative selfies then they openly talk about their self pleasure routine.

    I fappppp a few times a day, in case you were wondering.
    I mean, the more ya know...

    I already knew that. So tell me more.

    I mean, the more ya know, right? :D

    PM sent. With demonstration pics and video with narration. Wanna make sure I appeal to all learning styles.

    We can make it hands on too.

    I hope you include bar graphs and pie charts!

    Mmm I do love some pie...



    charts. My inner OCD organizing nerd.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    I have EXTENSIVE bar graphs and draughts though...

    At the Irish pub last weekend
    https://instagram.com/p/BSm1p19Awl4/embed/


    Local Brewery (State 48)
    https://instagram.com/p/BPTZXt0jwuU/embed/


    Native NY'r


    etc...
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  • Slimmersixties
    Slimmersixties Posts: 837 Member
    I confess its been a holiday here today (my excuse) and I replaced breakfast and lunch with beer!
  • JLAJ81
    JLAJ81 Posts: 2,477 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    I confess it flabbergasts me why some people complain about provocative selfies then they openly talk about their self pleasure routine.

    I fappppp a few times a day, in case you were wondering.
    I mean, the more ya know...

    I only posted that so you would tell me. Fappy Friday!
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    I confess it flabbergasts me why some people complain about provocative selfies then they openly talk about their self pleasure routine.

    I fappppp a few times a day, in case you were wondering.
    I mean, the more ya know...

    I only posted that so you would tell me. Fappy Friday!

    Man, I am embarrassed I forgot about fahp Friday!


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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    RegaliTea_69 wrote: »
    kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »
    I hope you include bar graphs and pie charts!

    I haven't eaten much pie lately. The charts would be pretty boring.

    0003VL-9150.jpeg


    This is very exciting. The anticipation! Will he eat the rest of the pie?! When?! With a spoon? So many questions.

    I like you. Who are you?

    Please fill out the survey.

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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    RegaliTea_69 wrote: »
    kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »
    I hope you include bar graphs and pie charts!

    I haven't eaten much pie lately. The charts would be pretty boring.

    0003VL-9150.jpeg


    This is very exciting. The anticipation! Will he eat the rest of the pie?! When?! With a spoon? So many questions.

    I like you. Who are you?

    Please fill out the survey.

    tumblr_o25mn61qKU1rgj7tzo1_500.gif

    @kitty_meow_meow_ please check pirate!
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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    RegaliTea_69 wrote: »
    kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »
    I hope you include bar graphs and pie charts!

    I haven't eaten much pie lately. The charts would be pretty boring.

    0003VL-9150.jpeg


    This is very exciting. The anticipation! Will he eat the rest of the pie?! When?! With a spoon? So many questions.

    I like you. Who are you?

    Please fill out the survey.

    tumblr_o25mn61qKU1rgj7tzo1_500.gif

    @kitty_meow_meow_ please check pirate!

    This is just too funny. I'd click alien but then somebody might show up at my house and try to deport me!

    For sure, don't do it. It's a TRAPPPPPPist...

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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    RegaliTea_69 wrote: »
    Why is Spartacus! Not on that list?

    Write-ins welcome.

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  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    I confess I'm sitting here waiting for the phone to ring and it's starting to stress me out.

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