True Confessions - Don't Judge

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  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    I just ate a lot of onions. I don't think I'm doing myself any favors in meeting any ladies this afternoon ;)

    ^apparently onions increase sex drive and erection quality. I don't know if that'll help you or not lol

    Well isn't that quite the curse dammit! The very thing that makes me potent discourages contact!

    And with an erection and no where to put it....god is cruel. God is probably female.

    Would then God be instead Goddess?

    not necessarily. God isn't really gender specific, i don't think we have a male only word, yet we have a female only one. It's odd. I checked it out after it came up the other day. Also it only really seems to apply to certain methodologies.

    I'm not talking norse, greek etc here im talking the ol' big G of Christianity etc

    Yes this is why I ask. I asked yesterday if Aphrodite was a god and was informed she was indeed a goddess. So it made me think about gods being gender specific. But then again, the Christian creator is God, with a capital G, not just a god. That must mean something important superceding any need for gender specifics. I just wish when man invented God they could have included more detail ;)

    Big G God in Christianity is just a capitalization of a title... like Him/He, Lord, and Father rather than a name. Because it's a monotheistic faith, there is only one god... so it became God. :)
  • DasItMan91
    DasItMan91 Posts: 5,753 Member
    edited June 2017
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    DasItMan91 wrote: »
    I watch porn a lot. It does not give me false expectation of men or women.

    Ok? congratulations, you're an outlier.

    Everything seems normal in porn. IRL hardly seems different :neutral:
    DasItMan91 wrote: »
    I watch porn a lot. It does not give me false expectation of men or women.

    Ok? congratulations, you're an outlier.

    Me? An outlier? Bite your tongue big boy. I'm not the one with the hangups and false expectations.

    Multiple men have complained about how watching so much porn (to the point of becoming addicted to it) has affected their perspective on sex and women in general. Especially if all you do is *kitten* to porn. On multiple websites like yourbrainonporn, there are studies that prove this. If you don't have problems watching porn, good for you but that's not the majority.
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    It would only take a peanut butter cup blizzard for me to cook naked for you, sweet tits.

    She can cook.
    Don't be jumpin' in my way here. I'll do it for the skinny guy funeral discount.

    And you can do the dishes Mr. Albino Cheeks.

  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    She meant me.

    I'll accept your offer if you cook and only wear an apron while doing so.

    How much is this going to cost me?

    @BowlingForHollars Name your price cupcake

    It would only take a peanut butter cup blizzard for me to cook naked for you, sweet tits.

    OMG I love that pet name!
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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    And this will be closed soon too. Off it goes...
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    It would only take a peanut butter cup blizzard for me to cook naked for you, sweet tits.

    She can cook.
    Don't be jumpin' in my way here. I'll do it for the skinny guy funeral discount.

    And you can do the dishes Mr. Albino Cheeks.

    You guys are getting too expensive for my skills.
  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,110 Member
    Guys we need to stop the god talk because he will smite this thread.

    "he" lol sorry thats automatic.
  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,110 Member
    DasItMan91 wrote: »
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    DasItMan91 wrote: »
    I watch porn a lot. It does not give me false expectation of men or women.

    Ok? congratulations, you're an outlier.

    Everything seems normal in porn. IRL hardly seems different :neutral:
    DasItMan91 wrote: »
    I watch porn a lot. It does not give me false expectation of men or women.

    Ok? congratulations, you're an outlier.

    Me? An outlier? Bite your tongue big boy. I'm not the one with the hangups and false expectations.

    Multiple men have complained about how watching so much porn (to the point of becoming addicted to it) has affected their perspective on sex and women in general. Especially if all you do is *kitten* to porn. On multiple websites like yourbrainonporn, there are studies that prove this. If you don't have problems watching porn, good for you but that's not the majority.

    Just to recap, the majority of people that watch porn have this problem? That doesn't seem to add up dude..
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    And this will be closed soon too. Off it goes...

    I believe this to be true, unfortunately. :disappointed:
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    It would only take a peanut butter cup blizzard for me to cook naked for you, sweet tits.

    She can cook.
    Don't be jumpin' in my way here. I'll do it for the skinny guy funeral discount.

    And you can do the dishes Mr. Albino Cheeks.

    I'm a great cook.. I will even snap @BowlingForHollars 's bum with a kitchen towel as he delightfully does the dishes.
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    I just ate a lot of onions. I don't think I'm doing myself any favors in meeting any ladies this afternoon ;)

    ^apparently onions increase sex drive and erection quality. I don't know if that'll help you or not lol

    Well isn't that quite the curse dammit! The very thing that makes me potent discourages contact!

    And with an erection and no where to put it....god is cruel. God is probably female.

    Would then God be instead Goddess?

    not necessarily. God isn't really gender specific, i don't think we have a male only word, yet we have a female only one. It's odd. I checked it out after it came up the other day. Also it only really seems to apply to certain methodologies.

    I'm not talking norse, greek etc here im talking the ol' big G of Christianity etc

    Yes this is why I ask. I asked yesterday if Aphrodite was a god and was informed she was indeed a goddess. So it made me think about gods being gender specific. But then again, the Christian creator is God, with a capital G, not just a god. That must mean something important superceding any need for gender specifics. I just wish when man invented God they could have included more detail ;)

    Big G God in Christianity is just a capitalization of a title... like Him/He, Lord, and Father rather than a name. Because it's a monotheistic faith, there is only one god... so it became God. :)

    If we were created in God's image, why the penis? Why does God have a penis? I assume he does not have female genitalia because he created Adam first....

    I'd be happy to discuss theology with you privately, however religion is a no no topic here.
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    It would only take a peanut butter cup blizzard for me to cook naked for you, sweet tits.

    She can cook.
    Don't be jumpin' in my way here. I'll do it for the skinny guy funeral discount.

    And you can do the dishes Mr. Albino Cheeks.

    I'm a great cook.. I will even snap @BowlingForHollars 's bum with a kitchen towel as he delightfully does the dishes.

    Proof or it didn't happen :lol:
  • FireTurtle75
    FireTurtle75 Posts: 2,014 Member
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    And with an erection and no where to put it...
    That just seems like a normal M-F problem when you're married. Well, and most Saturdays & Sundays too. LOL
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    I confess I need a *kitten* bib!! How the hell do I always manage to get food on my shirt? Maybe my boobs are hungry.
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    And with an erection and no where to put it...
    That just seems like a normal M-F problem when you're married. Well, and most Saturdays & Sundays too. LOL

    Not in this house...
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    I just ate a lot of onions. I don't think I'm doing myself any favors in meeting any ladies this afternoon ;)

    ^apparently onions increase sex drive and erection quality. I don't know if that'll help you or not lol

    Well isn't that quite the curse dammit! The very thing that makes me potent discourages contact!

    And with an erection and no where to put it....god is cruel. God is probably female.

    Would then God be instead Goddess?

    not necessarily. God isn't really gender specific, i don't think we have a male only word, yet we have a female only one. It's odd. I checked it out after it came up the other day. Also it only really seems to apply to certain methodologies.

    I'm not talking norse, greek etc here im talking the ol' big G of Christianity etc

    Yes this is why I ask. I asked yesterday if Aphrodite was a god and was informed she was indeed a goddess. So it made me think about gods being gender specific. But then again, the Christian creator is God, with a capital G, not just a god. That must mean something important superceding any need for gender specifics. I just wish when man invented God they could have included more detail ;)

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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    I just ate a lot of onions. I don't think I'm doing myself any favors in meeting any ladies this afternoon ;)

    ^apparently onions increase sex drive and erection quality. I don't know if that'll help you or not lol

    Well isn't that quite the curse dammit! The very thing that makes me potent discourages contact!

    And with an erection and no where to put it....god is cruel. God is probably female.

    Would then God be instead Goddess?

    not necessarily. God isn't really gender specific, i don't think we have a male only word, yet we have a female only one. It's odd. I checked it out after it came up the other day. Also it only really applies to certain methodologies.

    I'm not talking norse, greek etc here im talking the ol' big G of Christianity etc

    My husband was taught in seminary to refer to God (the Father, not Jesus) as God, the Lord, or other non gender specific titles rather than gender specific pronouns.

    So...

    " OG " or
    " Big Daddy-O in the Sky"

    doesn't work?

    Dang.

    .... no wonder my prayers go unanswered.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,110 Member
    @Timshel_ im liking the bunny love today my friend
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    edited June 2017
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    I just ate a lot of onions. I don't think I'm doing myself any favors in meeting any ladies this afternoon ;)

    ^apparently onions increase sex drive and erection quality. I don't know if that'll help you or not lol

    Well isn't that quite the curse dammit! The very thing that makes me potent discourages contact!

    And with an erection and no where to put it....god is cruel. God is probably female.

    Would then God be instead Goddess?

    not necessarily. God isn't really gender specific, i don't think we have a male only word, yet we have a female only one. It's odd. I checked it out after it came up the other day. Also it only really applies to certain methodologies.

    I'm not talking norse, greek etc here im talking the ol' big G of Christianity etc

    My husband was taught in seminary to refer to God (the Father, not Jesus) as God, the Lord, or other non gender specific titles rather than gender specific pronouns.

    So...

    " OG " or
    " Big Daddy-O in the Sky"

    doesn't work?

    Dang.

    .... no wonder my prayers go unanswered.

    It's not the names you use... it's probably the requests you're making. ;)
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    I just ate a lot of onions. I don't think I'm doing myself any favors in meeting any ladies this afternoon ;)

    ^apparently onions increase sex drive and erection quality. I don't know if that'll help you or not lol

    Well isn't that quite the curse dammit! The very thing that makes me potent discourages contact!

    And with an erection and no where to put it....god is cruel. God is probably female.

    Would then God be instead Goddess?

    not necessarily. God isn't really gender specific, i don't think we have a male only word, yet we have a female only one. It's odd. I checked it out after it came up the other day. Also it only really applies to certain methodologies.

    I'm not talking norse, greek etc here im talking the ol' big G of Christianity etc

    My husband was taught in seminary to refer to God (the Father, not Jesus) as God, the Lord, or other non gender specific titles rather than gender specific pronouns.

    So...

    " OG " or
    " Big Daddy-O in the Sky"

    doesn't work?

    Dang.

    .... no wonder my prayers go unanswered.

    It's not the names you use... it's probably the requests you're making. ;)

    Yeah, either that or God lost Jessica Alba's telephone number.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    @Timshel_ im liking the bunny love today my friend

    I am feeling it too.

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  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,110 Member
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    DasItMan91 wrote: »
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    DasItMan91 wrote: »
    I watch porn a lot. It does not give me false expectation of men or women.

    Ok? congratulations, you're an outlier.

    Everything seems normal in porn. IRL hardly seems different :neutral:
    DasItMan91 wrote: »
    I watch porn a lot. It does not give me false expectation of men or women.

    Ok? congratulations, you're an outlier.

    Me? An outlier? Bite your tongue big boy. I'm not the one with the hangups and false expectations.

    Multiple men have complained about how watching so much porn (to the point of becoming addicted to it) has affected their perspective on sex and women in general. Especially if all you do is *kitten* to porn. On multiple websites like yourbrainonporn, there are studies that prove this. If you don't have problems watching porn, good for you but that's not the majority.

    Mark Manson has a good article on this topic. It's either about porn addiction or masturbating, can't remember off top of my head. I talked to a guy here a long time ago who when I asked why he didn't just go watch porn to get off he said he'd stopped watching because he was having issues IRL with women. I don't know that it's the majority but it's been proven that porn addiction can happen and it does cause issues for people.

    100% that it can happen but i no way is it the majority. Think about it logically, if the majority (which is a helllllll of a lot of people in a multi billion pound industry) had this issue there would be wide spread effects. Less babies being born, more media attention, more legislation to combat the issue, the list goes on.
  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,110 Member
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    DasItMan91 wrote: »
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    DasItMan91 wrote: »
    I watch porn a lot. It does not give me false expectation of men or women.

    Ok? congratulations, you're an outlier.

    Everything seems normal in porn. IRL hardly seems different :neutral:
    DasItMan91 wrote: »
    I watch porn a lot. It does not give me false expectation of men or women.

    Ok? congratulations, you're an outlier.

    Me? An outlier? Bite your tongue big boy. I'm not the one with the hangups and false expectations.

    Multiple men have complained about how watching so much porn (to the point of becoming addicted to it) has affected their perspective on sex and women in general. Especially if all you do is *kitten* to porn. On multiple websites like yourbrainonporn, there are studies that prove this. If you don't have problems watching porn, good for you but that's not the majority.

    Mark Manson has a good article on this topic. It's either about porn addiction or masturbating, can't remember off top of my head. I talked to a guy here a long time ago who when I asked why he didn't just go watch porn to get off he said he'd stopped watching because he was having issues IRL with women. I don't know that it's the majority but it's been proven that porn addiction can happen and it does cause issues for people.

    100% that it can happen but i no way is it the majority. Think about it logically, if the majority (which is a helllllll of a lot of people in a multi billion pound industry) had this issue there would be wide spread effects. Less babies being born, more media attention, more legislation to combat the issue, the list goes on.

    That's why I pointed out I don't think it's a majority. I do wonder though with the next generations growing up with such easy access to porn if it will become much more of an issue. Oh and here's the article I was talking about:

    https://markmanson.net/pornography-can-ruin-your-sex-life

    I did notice that, i wasnt saying it was your point. That wasnt too clear my apologies.
  • Chase_The_Pain
    Chase_The_Pain Posts: 255 Member
    DasItMan91 wrote: »
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    DasItMan91 wrote: »
    I watch porn a lot. It does not give me false expectation of men or women.

    Ok? congratulations, you're an outlier.

    Everything seems normal in porn. IRL hardly seems different :neutral:
    DasItMan91 wrote: »
    I watch porn a lot. It does not give me false expectation of men or women.

    Ok? congratulations, you're an outlier.

    Me? An outlier? Bite your tongue big boy. I'm not the one with the hangups and false expectations.

    Multiple men have complained about how watching so much porn (to the point of becoming addicted to it) has affected their perspective on sex and women in general. Especially if all you do is *kitten* to porn. On multiple websites like yourbrainonporn, there are studies that prove this. If you don't have problems watching porn, good for you but that's not the majority.

    Sex and women have affected my perspective on Porn.
  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,110 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I confess that I am disappointed, yet not surprised, that a pair of legs gets a whole lot more attention than a super awesome banana car being ridden by multiple Spidermen

    lots of thirsty folks here L you know that
  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,110 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I confess that I am disappointed, yet not surprised, that a pair of legs gets a whole lot more attention than a super awesome banana car being ridden by multiple Spidermen

    lots of thirsty folks here L you know that

    I know, I know. I keep having more hope in humanity and then I remember that people suck

    some better than others.
  • millcreekr
    millcreekr Posts: 25 Member
    I confess that I never see these "Persons above you" photos.
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I confess that I am disappointed, yet not surprised, that a pair of legs gets a whole lot more attention than a super awesome banana car being ridden by multiple Spidermen

    If it helps, I like your super awesome banana car being ridden by multiple Spidermen.