True Confessions - Don't Judge
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I confess: I am just slightly obsessed with The Sims. FWM1
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My accountant told me I really could use more deductions.....I confess I'm thinking about finding a woman to make babies with now....4
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I am doing the correct things and steps for seeing my kids but it is a lot of waiting and it feels like i am sitting on my hands5
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Maid_of_Mischief1 wrote: »I got bored and went lurking in the fun&games threads, I didn't post but I'm still scared that I may have caught a disease.
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TeacupsAndToning wrote: »My accountant told me I really could use more deductions.....I confess I'm thinking about finding a woman to make babies with now....
Tbh it's kind of *kitten* that I can't list my dog as a dependent.
I buy him food, I buy him toys, I take him for haircuts and to get his nails trimmed, I bathe him, I force medicine down his throat when he's sick AFTER I've bought said medicine from the doggy doctor (I also pay for his annual doggy doctor visits), I have to punish him for when he's been bad, he loves to get into my things, he leaves his toys EVERYWHERE, and I organize play-dates, I give him snuggles and he runs to me when he's scared.
That sounds like a baby to me.
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laprimaJenny wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
I buy frozen mashed potato.. its in 5cm cylinders you microwave.. it's awesome, no dirty pots and only has potato, butter, milk and salt and is just like homemade mashed potato but better.
I have never seen or heard of this but It sounds worth the try. I personally don’t like the bagged potatoes.
I’ve tried them a couple of times but find they leave a strange after taste in my mouth. To be fair, I am picky with my cooking and make most things from scratch.
I did try 3 brands and four seasons was the best.. I love that it only has regular ingredients, nothing weird.. Im only cooking for one mostly so it saves a lot of hassle.1 -
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TeacupsAndToning wrote: »My accountant told me I really could use more deductions.....I confess I'm thinking about finding a woman to make babies with now....
Tbh it's kind of *kitten* that I can't list my dog as a dependent.
I buy him food, I buy him toys, I take him for haircuts and to get his nails trimmed, I bathe him, I force medicine down his throat when he's sick AFTER I've bought said medicine from the doggy doctor (I also pay for his annual doggy doctor visits), I have to punish him for when he's been bad, he loves to get into my things, he leaves his toys EVERYWHERE, I organize play-dates, I give him snuggles and he runs to me when he's scared.
That sounds like a baby to me.
Several million fewer dependents were claimed on federal income tax returns the year the IRS started requiring taxpayers to list the Social Security numbers of their children.0 -
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SuperOrganism2 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »laprimaJenny wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
I buy frozen mashed potato.. its in 5cm cylinders you microwave.. it's awesome, no dirty pots and only has potato, butter, milk and salt and is just like homemade mashed potato but better.
I have never seen or heard of this but It sounds worth the try. I personally don’t like the bagged potatoes.
I’ve tried them a couple of times but find they leave a strange after taste in my mouth. To be fair, I am picky with my cooking and make most things from scratch.
I did try 3 brands and four seasons was the best.. I love that it only has regular ingredients, nothing weird.. Im only cooking for one mostly so it saves a lot of hassle.
Want me to move in? Then you could cook for two?
I'm actually a decent chef tbh.
Absolutely, when can you get here?1 -
TeacupsAndToning wrote: »My accountant told me I really could use more deductions.....I confess I'm thinking about finding a woman to make babies with now....
Tbh it's kind of *kitten* that I can't list my dog as a dependent.
I buy him food, I buy him toys, I take him for haircuts and to get his nails trimmed, I bathe him, I force medicine down his throat when he's sick AFTER I've bought said medicine from the doggy doctor (I also pay for his annual doggy doctor visits), I have to punish him for when he's been bad, he loves to get into my things, he leaves his toys EVERYWHERE, I organize play-dates, I give him snuggles and he runs to me when he's scared.
That sounds like a baby to me.
Yes it does. In that case I have a few babies already that are costing me a fortune but are not deductions!0 -
I ate the majority of a package of double stuff Oreos over the weekend. They were delicious!2
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TeacupsAndToning wrote: »My accountant told me I really could use more deductions.....I confess I'm thinking about finding a woman to make babies with now....
Tbh it's kind of *kitten* that I can't list my dog as a dependent.
I buy him food, I buy him toys, I take him for haircuts and to get his nails trimmed, I bathe him, I force medicine down his throat when he's sick AFTER I've bought said medicine from the doggy doctor (I also pay for his annual doggy doctor visits), I have to punish him for when he's been bad, he loves to get into my things, he leaves his toys EVERYWHERE, I organize play-dates, I give him snuggles and he runs to me when he's scared.
That sounds like a baby to me.
Several million fewer dependents were claimed on federal income tax returns the year the IRS started requiring taxpayers to list the Social Security numbers of their children.
You could provide yours to @TeacupsAndToning for her to use for her dog.
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I confess that my ex has a new girlfriend and I'm quite honestly relieved because now his abuse has finally stopped.8
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SabotageinStilettos wrote: »
They're miserable or you're miserable?1 -
Ic...sometimes I think about what I want to say and start typing...then delete3
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Motorsheen wrote: »
And, technically, kids are exemptions & not deductions.0 -
IC that I've been driving with an expired driver's license for almost a year now. I dread going to the DMV that much.1
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TeacupsAndToning wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »TeacupsAndToning wrote: »The mom bod thread is making me feel self conscious for not having children yet
Whatever. You’re a *kitten* babe!
That's very sweet of both of you.
Tbh when I was younger I wanted to have children by now so I have a hard time not putting pressure on myself to hurry up.
I tried for a long time for my first but it didn’t happen until I was 31. 33 for my last. Start when you’re ready.
Daughter waited till she was 42. It will happens when it happens. We have a 4 year grandson and she still maintain a very athletic figure.
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Thanks for the info. I figured there'd be a fine but not that much. I need to just take an Ativan and get in there.Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »2 -
Thanks for the info. I figured there'd be a fine but not that much. I need to just take an Ativan and get in there.Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
Lol...
I've also found that if you go towards the end of the day, they are all in a hurry to kill the line so they can go home and they will push everyone through much quicker... Or so it seemed0 -
IC-I can be a slow learner at times0
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