True Confessions - Don't Judge

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  • WorkerDrone83
    WorkerDrone83 Posts: 3,195 Member
    Don McLean and his song American Pie made me look like an idiot once.
    I'm not a big drinker, but I was out one night and tried to order a "whiskey and rye." The confused look on that pretty bartender's face was crushing.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Clever_User_Name wrote: »
    I confess I watched nearly three hours of home videos last night and it's made me so sad, I'm still in bed and not going to work today.

    Warm hugs Tj..
  • Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings Posts: 5,545 Member
    UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »
    Ic, I want hating on cardi b, but then at work bodak yellow came on and people got to witness the whitest boy sing...Said little *kitten*, you can't *kitten* with me
    If you wanted to
    These expensive, these is red bottoms
    These is bloody shoes

    Me: Be professional, you're a grown woman...

    Also me: 'I been *kitten* hoes n' poppin pilly's man I feel just like a rock star'
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  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    I'm about to cover my boy in temporary tattoos for his spring kindergarten pictures, he's already got his little ear pierced...

    #Fundad
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  • Ron_in_NC
    Ron_in_NC Posts: 368 Member
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    Merrysailor5 wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    IC wearing a Duster makes it tricky to go potty

    Dafuq is that

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    PS not me in pic

    I’d be dusting the damn floor in one of these

    Is this because you are extremely short or because you think it’s so ugly you’d use it as a rag???
    I need answers

    I like it, and think it looks good!
  • Ron_in_NC
    Ron_in_NC Posts: 368 Member
    I hate going outside when it's cold, like it is now. My shepherd sits in her chair, looking out the window, then at me, then back out the window. I feel guilty, as I know I need to be out there playing ball with her, but it's too damn miserable being out, and within 5 minutes, I'm ready to come back in.
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  • marysjourneytolose
    marysjourneytolose Posts: 20 Member
    I confess that I'm obsessed with Fifty shades and would love to be spanked by Christian Grey.
  • Ron_in_NC
    Ron_in_NC Posts: 368 Member
    marysjourneytolose wrote: »
    I confess that I'm obsessed with Fifty shades and would love to be spanked by Christian Grey.

    I confess I dreamt of being Christian Grey, at least for one evening!
  • marysjourneytolose
    marysjourneytolose Posts: 20 Member
    Ron_in_NC wrote: »
    marysjourneytolose wrote: »
    I confess that I'm obsessed with Fifty shades and would love to be spanked by Christian Grey.

    I confess I dreamt of being Christian Grey, at least for one evening!

    I actually wouldn't mind being in his shoes either. I even mentioned it to my bf and nope he's not down for being a sub.
  • Ron_in_NC
    Ron_in_NC Posts: 368 Member
    marysjourneytolose wrote: »
    Ron_in_NC wrote: »
    marysjourneytolose wrote: »
    I confess that I'm obsessed with Fifty shades and would love to be spanked by Christian Grey.

    I confess I dreamt of being Christian Grey, at least for one evening!

    I actually wouldn't mind being in his shoes either. I even mentioned it to my bf and nope he's not down for being a sub.

    Unfortunate for him! Sounds like it would be a fun evening, day, morning, all the above!
  • Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings Posts: 5,545 Member
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »
    UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »
    Ic, I want hating on cardi b, but then at work bodak yellow came on and people got to witness the whitest boy sing...Said little *kitten*, you can't *kitten* with me
    If you wanted to
    These expensive, these is red bottoms
    These is bloody shoes

    Me: Be professional, you're a grown woman...

    Also me: 'I been *kitten* hoes n' poppin pilly's man I feel just like a rock star'

    :D You get it[/quote]

    I live it
  • marysjourneytolose
    marysjourneytolose Posts: 20 Member
    Ron_in_NC wrote: »
    marysjourneytolose wrote: »
    Ron_in_NC wrote: »
    marysjourneytolose wrote: »
    I confess that I'm obsessed with Fifty shades and would love to be spanked by Christian Grey.

    I confess I dreamt of being Christian Grey, at least for one evening!

    I actually wouldn't mind being in his shoes either. I even mentioned it to my bf and nope he's not down for being a sub.

    Unfortunate for him! Sounds like it would be a fun evening, day, morning, all the above!

    Hells yeah it would!
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    SuperOrganism2 wrote: »
    I haven't eaten yet today and I think I'm subconsciously planning to binge. I've done this before and 'woken up' half way through a tub of popcorn and beer in a movie theater.

    I have got to up my meal prep level for busy/stress.

    Proud of you for catching it right away
  • marysjourneytolose
    marysjourneytolose Posts: 20 Member
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    marysjourneytolose wrote: »
    I confess that I'm obsessed with Fifty shades and would love to be spanked by Christian Grey.

    I think that Jamie Dornan is hot but that's the only good thing about it lol

    Nothing wrong with that
  • marysjourneytolose
    marysjourneytolose Posts: 20 Member
    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    IC that I don’t like 50 shades of grey. The books were horribly written, at least in my opinion. They were full of typos and grammatical errors. Not that my grammar expertise should be praised but I’m also not publishing millions of books in my name. Aside from that it praises BDSM, which each to their own but not necessarily my thing. Especially to the degree of how the series objectifies women and in such unrealistic light.

    To each their own I suppose
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  • 123tacos
    123tacos Posts: 661 Member
    IC I rather have a glass of wine instead of this workout...but I'm gonna ignore that little gremlin in my head and hit the quad instead
  • Mikkimeow
    Mikkimeow Posts: 139 Member
    IC I bought my coworker a cool water cup for her birthday tomorrow and liked it so much I kept it for myself so I just gave cash for her bday card.
  • bojack3
    bojack3 Posts: 1,483 Member
    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    IC that I don’t like 50 shades of grey. The books were horribly written, at least in my opinion. They were full of typos and grammatical errors. Not that my grammar expertise should be praised but I’m also not publishing millions of books in my name. Aside from that it praises BDSM, which each to their own but not necessarily my thing. Especially to the degree of how the series objectifies women and in such unrealistic light.

    It's funny, I had never heard about the book but 2012 I was doing a lot of in home personal trainings and was noticing more flirtatious women that I was training. Nothing crazy happened but it was really weird. I told a woman I knew about it and she told me about this book that was pretty much like "mommy porn" and tons of women were reading it. It wore off by the end of the summer of 2012.....but had i been a different kind of rude I may have been writing into penthouse forum with, I can't believe this happened to me stories....lol

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