True Confessions - Don't Judge
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Don McLean and his song American Pie made me look like an idiot once.
I'm not a big drinker, but I was out one night and tried to order a "whiskey and rye." The confused look on that pretty bartender's face was crushing.4 -
Clever_User_Name wrote: »I confess I watched nearly three hours of home videos last night and it's made me so sad, I'm still in bed and not going to work today.
Warm hugs Tj..1 -
UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »Ic, I want hating on cardi b, but then at work bodak yellow came on and people got to witness the whitest boy sing...Said little *kitten*, you can't *kitten* with me
If you wanted to
These expensive, these is red bottoms
These is bloody shoes
Me: Be professional, you're a grown woman...
Also me: 'I been *kitten* hoes n' poppin pilly's man I feel just like a rock star'1 -
I'm about to cover my boy in temporary tattoos for his spring kindergarten pictures, he's already got his little ear pierced...
#Fundad4 -
Merrysailor5 wrote: »
Is this because you are extremely short or because you think it’s so ugly you’d use it as a rag???
I need answers
I like it, and think it looks good!0 -
I hate going outside when it's cold, like it is now. My shepherd sits in her chair, looking out the window, then at me, then back out the window. I feel guilty, as I know I need to be out there playing ball with her, but it's too damn miserable being out, and within 5 minutes, I'm ready to come back in.0
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I confess that I'm obsessed with Fifty shades and would love to be spanked by Christian Grey.2
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marysjourneytolose wrote: »I confess that I'm obsessed with Fifty shades and would love to be spanked by Christian Grey.
I confess I dreamt of being Christian Grey, at least for one evening!0 -
marysjourneytolose wrote: »I confess that I'm obsessed with Fifty shades and would love to be spanked by Christian Grey.
I confess I dreamt of being Christian Grey, at least for one evening!
I actually wouldn't mind being in his shoes either. I even mentioned it to my bf and nope he's not down for being a sub.1 -
marysjourneytolose wrote: »marysjourneytolose wrote: »I confess that I'm obsessed with Fifty shades and would love to be spanked by Christian Grey.
I confess I dreamt of being Christian Grey, at least for one evening!
I actually wouldn't mind being in his shoes either. I even mentioned it to my bf and nope he's not down for being a sub.
Unfortunate for him! Sounds like it would be a fun evening, day, morning, all the above!1 -
Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »Ic, I want hating on cardi b, but then at work bodak yellow came on and people got to witness the whitest boy sing...Said little *kitten*, you can't *kitten* with me
If you wanted to
These expensive, these is red bottoms
These is bloody shoes
Me: Be professional, you're a grown woman...
Also me: 'I been *kitten* hoes n' poppin pilly's man I feel just like a rock star'
You get it[/quote]
I live it1 -
marysjourneytolose wrote: »marysjourneytolose wrote: »I confess that I'm obsessed with Fifty shades and would love to be spanked by Christian Grey.
I confess I dreamt of being Christian Grey, at least for one evening!
I actually wouldn't mind being in his shoes either. I even mentioned it to my bf and nope he's not down for being a sub.
Unfortunate for him! Sounds like it would be a fun evening, day, morning, all the above!
Hells yeah it would!0
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