True Confessions - Don't Judge

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  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,110 Member
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    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    I confess I was thinking about porn in church last Sunday and 10 minutes later I got a speeding ticket. I think that was God's way of saying "I'll show you." :D

    The worst thoughts always pop up in my head at the wrong time.

    How does one think about porn? we're u imagining a scene or thinking about the subtle nuisances in different director's and "actors" work?

    I was replaying it in my mind.

    I suppose that's better than watching it whilst everyone else is praying...
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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    Kepplekakes wrote: »
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    I confess I was thinking about porn in church last Sunday and 10 minutes later I got a speeding ticket. I think that was God's way of saying "I'll show you." :D

    The worst thoughts always pop up in my head at the wrong time.

    I have done way worse things in a church than think about porn.


    ...... go on
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
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    Kepplekakes wrote: »
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    I confess I was thinking about porn in church last Sunday and 10 minutes later I got a speeding ticket. I think that was God's way of saying "I'll show you." :D

    The worst thoughts always pop up in my head at the wrong time.

    I have done way worse things in a church than think about porn. Perhaps the speeding ticket was more about speeding than the pornographic mind wandering.

    I do have a lead foot. I know the big guy wasn't happy about my shenanigans.
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    I confess I was thinking about porn in church last Sunday and 10 minutes later I got a speeding ticket. I think that was God's way of saying "I'll show you." :D

    The worst thoughts always pop up in my head at the wrong time.

    How does one think about porn? we're u imagining a scene or thinking about the subtle nuisances in different director's and "actors" work?

    I was replaying it in my mind.

    I suppose that's better than watching it whilst everyone else is praying...

    Touche'
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Kepplekakes wrote: »
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    I confess I was thinking about porn in church last Sunday and 10 minutes later I got a speeding ticket. I think that was God's way of saying "I'll show you." :D

    The worst thoughts always pop up in my head at the wrong time.

    I have done way worse things in a church than think about porn.


    ...... go on

    You would show up during a conversation about porn


    I really don't get the appeal of porn.

    Just this weekend I watched about 15 hours of porn just trying to understand why so many people like it.



    * disclaimer: I seriously think watching that stuff is a waste of time and energy.

  • DasItMan91
    DasItMan91 Posts: 5,753 Member
    edited June 2017
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    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Kepplekakes wrote: »
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    I confess I was thinking about porn in church last Sunday and 10 minutes later I got a speeding ticket. I think that was God's way of saying "I'll show you." :D

    The worst thoughts always pop up in my head at the wrong time.

    I have done way worse things in a church than think about porn.


    ...... go on

    You would show up during a conversation about porn


    I really don't get the appeal of porn.

    Just this weekend I watched about 15 hours of porn just trying to understand why so many people like it.



    * disclaimer: I seriously think watching that stuff is a waste of time and energy.

    Not only that but it rots the mind and makes you have false expectations of women and when it comes down to the real thing, you have ED because you've been watching porn for so long, that's the only thing that turns you on is that. That's why No *kitten* and talking to chicks in real life is a good thing. Sure every guy has seen porn but alot of them have problems in relationships. Look at Terry Crews for example. This website explains it well: https://yourbrainonporn.com/
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
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    I say do what you have to do to survive. I'd rather someone watch porn than have a one night stand and possibly catch something. I may feel like crap afterwards, but at least I'm only harming myself and not dragging someone else into the mix.
  • sw33tp3a1
    sw33tp3a1 Posts: 5,065 Member
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    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Kepplekakes wrote: »
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    I confess I was thinking about porn in church last Sunday and 10 minutes later I got a speeding ticket. I think that was God's way of saying "I'll show you." :D

    The worst thoughts always pop up in my head at the wrong time.

    I have done way worse things in a church than think about porn.


    ...... go on

    You would show up during a conversation about porn


    I really don't get the appeal of porn.

    Just this weekend I watched about 15 hours of porn just trying to understand why so many people like it.



    * disclaimer: I seriously think watching that stuff is a waste of time and energy.

    I only let it waste 10 minutes of my 24 hrs... it's all about balance right?
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
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    DasItMan91 wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    I confess I haven't had my eyes checked since high school... 1999, 2000ish.

    I've got my eyes checked last year. Still a nearsighted black man. It's good to do it every one or two years. I'm assuming you wear glasses?

    I do not wear glasses or contacts. And I can still read the fine print without squinting.
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
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    I don't watch porn. We have crappy DSL internet that makes streaming videos difficult. Country living problems.
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
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    Damn y'all start talking about porn while I'm at physical therapy? Oh, and my physical therapist was HOT!!!
  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,110 Member
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    you have to have the equipment to do porn.

    cameras, lighting, mop, air freshener
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
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    MrStabbems wrote: »
    you have to have the equipment to do porn.

    cameras, lighting, mop, air freshener

    A mop? What the hell kind of porn are you watching? :lol:
  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,110 Member
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    Girl_With_Muscles_ wrote: »
    What's all this about porn?

    apparently loads of em do or watch copious amounts of porn.

    I've yet to see one video or website linked though..
  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,110 Member
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    browneyedgirl749 wrote: »
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    you have to have the equipment to do porn.

    cameras, lighting, mop, air freshener

    A mop? What the hell kind of porn are you watching? :lol:

    ya misspelt directing!
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
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    MrStabbems wrote: »
    browneyedgirl749 wrote: »
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    you have to have the equipment to do porn.

    cameras, lighting, mop, air freshener

    A mop? What the hell kind of porn are you watching? :lol:

    ya misspelt directing!

    So you're directing porn that involves a mop?

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