True Confessions - Don't Judge
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IC, sick of working on things and wish I could buy nee crap, but imma tightazz when it comes to spending.1
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mustacheU2Lift wrote: »IC i just ate 2 mini reeses cups filled with reeces pieces
Hedonist! (I kid, I kid. I'm the biggest hedonist. Literally.)
Well, i also ate a potato...a loaded baked potato1 -
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Pennies weigh my purse down. I throw them out in front of the door at the grocery store in case somebody needs them and I go around and push all of the carts back into the holding bin. I believe if I do so someone will do it for me and save my car from getting hit when the wind blows all of the carts around.0
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I confess I start every day with the best intentions and end every day with the same bad results. It's really getting to me4
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Versicolour wrote: »I confess I start every day with the best intentions and end every day with the same bad results. It's really getting to me
I can relate.
Mostly just emotionally though. Wake up "I got this!" Go to bed "I can't do this!"3 -
IC i promised myself id be at the trails by 9 am today...and im not even outta of bed...4
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IC that I care way too much about what other people think of me.4
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Versicolour wrote: »I confess I start every day with the best intentions and end every day with the same bad results. It's really getting to me
I confess that I've been doing the same thing lately. I made a decision to get my head back in the game. You can do this!!!1 -
I confess I lost my mind and soul in my work.1
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I confess I'm getting demotivated at work and want to do better. It's been a sluggish month...1
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I confess I don't feel like I am good enough to go to school to be a graphic design .1
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I confess that I met my other half on Tinder..
Also I am addicted to Love Island...
Also I have a HUGE crush on Idris Elba1 -
Fat_Fighter87 wrote: »I confess that I met my other half on Tinder..
Also I am addicted to Love Island...
Also I have a HUGE crush on Idris Elba
Christ me too1 -
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starfighter65 wrote: »I confess I don't feel like I am good enough to go to school to be a graphic design .
did you make your picture, cuz I think it looks pretty good
also, part of the reason to go to school is to get better! you will do great!1 -
starfighter65 wrote: »I confess I don't feel like I am good enough to go to school to be a graphic design .
You are good enough. If a tech geek/nerd like me can pull it off, you can.1 -
I confess, I don't cook. I don't know how. If it's not something you simply heat up in the oven or something basic like spaghetti/tacos. I don't make it. (and by spaghetti I mean boil the noodles and dump some preggo on top) I need to take a home ec. class.1
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IC my coworkers are all wondering why I am beet red over here.
Thanks guys5 -
I REALLY like a full figure.2
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It’s ironic that though this is a fitness site, it has a way of making me feel terrible about myself
Okay that’s probably not ironic. I have absolutely no idea what ironic really means. There’s always some punk nearby to tell me “that’s not ironic, that’s a coincidence”. DON’T TELL ME HOW I FEEL, TODD2 -
caco_ethes wrote: »It’s ironic that though this is a fitness site, it has a way of making me feel terrible about myself
Okay that’s probably not ironic. I have absolutely no idea what ironic really means. There’s always some punk nearby to tell me “that’s not ironic, that’s a coincidence”. DON’T TELL ME HOW I FEEL, TODD
i·ron·ic
adjective
using or characterized by irony.0 -
DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »It’s ironic that though this is a fitness site, it has a way of making me feel terrible about myself
Okay that’s probably not ironic. I have absolutely no idea what ironic really means. There’s always some punk nearby to tell me “that’s not ironic, that’s a coincidence”. DON’T TELL ME HOW I FEEL, TODD
i·ron·ic
adjective
using or characterized by irony.
It's ironic that your definition of ironic was entirely unhelpful
That's a coincidence!
I just assume what I think is ironic is wrong.1 -
DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »It’s ironic that though this is a fitness site, it has a way of making me feel terrible about myself
Okay that’s probably not ironic. I have absolutely no idea what ironic really means. There’s always some punk nearby to tell me “that’s not ironic, that’s a coincidence”. DON’T TELL ME HOW I FEEL, TODD
i·ron·ic
adjective
using or characterized by irony.
It's ironic that your definition of ironic was entirely unhelpful
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Common Examples of Situational Irony
- The police station gets robbed. Again, the expectation is that professional crime fighters would be able to help themselves; in this case, by securing their own station.
- A post on Facebook complaining how useless Facebook is. This is ironic because one would expect someone who dislikes Facebook to stay away from it instead of using it to make their point.
- A traffic cop gets his license suspended because of unpaid parking tickets. Because the traffic cop is usually the one issuing tickets, most people would assume he always followed the rules.
- A pilot has a fear of heights. This situation is ironic because airplane pilots spend most of their time at work high in the air.
- A member of PETA wears leather shoes. Because PETA members work to protect animal rights, one would assume they would avoid products made form animal skins.
- The teacher fails the test. Teachers are usually the ones giving tests rather than taking them, so most people assume they would be expert at passing tests.
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Examples of Situational Irony in Literature
- Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare - “O my love, my wife! Death, that hath sucked the honey of thy breath, Hath had no power yet upon thy beauty.” Romeo finds Juliet drugged and assumes she is dead. He kills himself but then she awakens, sees that he is dead and kills herself. This is ironic because both lovers killed themselves over a mistaken assumption, leading to a tragic outcome instead of the happy ending the lovers expected.
- Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury - In this book the firemen set books on fire rather than put out fires. The book has been on the top 100 list of banned books in America, which is ironic because the novel is about the dangers of book burning and censorship in society.
- The Gift of the Magi by O. Henry - In this story, the wife cuts her long hair and sells it to have the money to buy her husband a pocket watch chain. He sells his watch to buy her a hair accessory, leaving both with a useless gift, which was not what they expected for their efforts.
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DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Common Examples of Situational Irony
- The police station gets robbed. Again, the expectation is that professional crime fighters would be able to help themselves; in this case, by securing their own station.
- A post on Facebook complaining how useless Facebook is. This is ironic because one would expect someone who dislikes Facebook to stay away from it instead of using it to make their point.
- A traffic cop gets his license suspended because of unpaid parking tickets. Because the traffic cop is usually the one issuing tickets, most people would assume he always followed the rules.
- A pilot has a fear of heights. This situation is ironic because airplane pilots spend most of their time at work high in the air.
- A member of PETA wears leather shoes. Because PETA members work to protect animal rights, one would assume they would avoid products made form animal skins.
- The teacher fails the test. Teachers are usually the ones giving tests rather than taking them, so most people assume they would be expert at passing tests.
Then a definition that doesn't actually explain the meaning of something would fit, wouldn't it?
I need more coffee.
See edit. Also see joke above it.0
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