True Confessions - Don't Judge
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In the episode of Friends where the friends go to London for Ross and Emily’s wedding, Chandler says, "I'm so glad we're having this rehearsal dinner. You know, I so rarely get to practice my meals before I eat them."0
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Common Examples of Situational Irony
- The police station gets robbed. Again, the expectation is that professional crime fighters would be able to help themselves; in this case, by securing their own station.
- A post on Facebook complaining how useless Facebook is. This is ironic because one would expect someone who dislikes Facebook to stay away from it instead of using it to make their point.
- A traffic cop gets his license suspended because of unpaid parking tickets. Because the traffic cop is usually the one issuing tickets, most people would assume he always followed the rules.
- A pilot has a fear of heights. This situation is ironic because airplane pilots spend most of their time at work high in the air.
- A member of PETA wears leather shoes. Because PETA members work to protect animal rights, one would assume they would avoid products made form animal skins.
- The teacher fails the test. Teachers are usually the ones giving tests rather than taking them, so most people assume they would be expert at passing tests.
Ironically, these are all examples of hypocrisy0 -
DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »It’s ironic that though this is a fitness site, it has a way of making me feel terrible about myself
Okay that’s probably not ironic. I have absolutely no idea what ironic really means. There’s always some punk nearby to tell me “that’s not ironic, that’s a coincidence”. DON’T TELL ME HOW I FEEL, TODD
i·ron·ic
adjective
using or characterized by irony.
It's ironic that your definition of ironic was entirely unhelpful
That's a coincidence!
Math is so Hard!0 -
caco_ethes wrote: »Common Examples of Situational Irony
- The police station gets robbed. Again, the expectation is that professional crime fighters would be able to help themselves; in this case, by securing their own station.
- A post on Facebook complaining how useless Facebook is. This is ironic because one would expect someone who dislikes Facebook to stay away from it instead of using it to make their point.
- A traffic cop gets his license suspended because of unpaid parking tickets. Because the traffic cop is usually the one issuing tickets, most people would assume he always followed the rules.
- A pilot has a fear of heights. This situation is ironic because airplane pilots spend most of their time at work high in the air.
- A member of PETA wears leather shoes. Because PETA members work to protect animal rights, one would assume they would avoid products made form animal skins.
- The teacher fails the test. Teachers are usually the ones giving tests rather than taking them, so most people assume they would be expert at passing tests.
Ironically, these are all examples of hypocrisy
It's a coincidence!0 -
So when i get banned, that would be ironic, correct?6
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IC every time I need an example of irony I just listen to that Alanis Morissette song0
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R3d_butt3rfly wrote: »IC every time I need an example of irony I just listen to that Alanis Morissette song
I first learned I was wrong about irony when I learned that song had no ironic examples in it.
https://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/06/30/isnt-it-ironic-probably-not/Alanis Morissette’s song “Ironic” is equally useful. If it rains on your wedding day, that’s a coincidence, not an irony. If you win the lottery and drop dead before claiming the money, it’s good luck followed by bad luck. If you meet the man of your dreams and then meet his beautiful wife, it’s a bummer. But if a song called “Ironic” contains no irony, is that in itself ironic? Nope.1 -
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R3d_butt3rfly wrote: »IC every time I need an example of irony I just listen to that Alanis Morissette song
I first learned I was wrong about irony when I learned that song had no ironic examples in it.
https://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/06/30/isnt-it-ironic-probably-not/Alanis Morissette’s song “Ironic” is equally useful. If it rains on your wedding day, that’s a coincidence, not an irony. If you win the lottery and drop dead before claiming the money, it’s good luck followed by bad luck. If you meet the man of your dreams and then meet his beautiful wife, it’s a bummer. But if a song called “Ironic” contains no irony, is that in itself ironic? Nope.
LOL I was just going to post this.0 -
Ok. I've lost motivation to work out and eat properly the past couple weeks. Need to find that motivation again. I think I'm just feeling old.1
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LiftingRiot wrote: »Ok. I've lost motivation to work out and eat properly the past couple weeks. Need to find that motivation again. I think I'm just feeling old.
put up a pic of yourself you won't feel old anymore. nice to see you in here though0 -
JustKeepTryin wrote: »LiftingRiot wrote: »Ok. I've lost motivation to work out and eat properly the past couple weeks. Need to find that motivation again. I think I'm just feeling old.
put up a pic of yourself you won't feel old anymore. nice to see you in here though
How will putting up a pic help?0 -
LiftingRiot wrote: »JustKeepTryin wrote: »LiftingRiot wrote: »Ok. I've lost motivation to work out and eat properly the past couple weeks. Need to find that motivation again. I think I'm just feeling old.
put up a pic of yourself you won't feel old anymore. nice to see you in here though
How will putting up a pic help?
Look at my pp....does a world of good...feeling sprite today.0 -
LiftingRiot wrote: »Ok. I've lost motivation to work out and eat properly the past couple weeks. Need to find that motivation again. I think I'm just feeling old.
I know how you feel. I've had to really mentally prepare and convince myself to work out the past few weeks... that along with the cookies that keep attacking me... the pounds are creepin'0 -
LiftingRiot wrote: »JustKeepTryin wrote: »LiftingRiot wrote: »Ok. I've lost motivation to work out and eat properly the past couple weeks. Need to find that motivation again. I think I'm just feeling old.
put up a pic of yourself you won't feel old anymore. nice to see you in here though
How will putting up a pic help?
Easy you are easy on the eyes..0 -
Caporegiem wrote: »
haha, I thought you were joking, guess I should be a better mod keeping up with the reports
also, I think you could always report us, or at least since I have been a mod (so a little over a year) its just the spam and abuse flags that don't work on us.0 -
Caporegiem wrote: »
haha, I thought you were joking, guess I should be a better mod keeping up with the reports
also, I think you could always report us, or at least since I have been a mod (so a little over a year) its just the spam and abuse flags that don't work on us.
WHO ARE YOU!?!0 -
Caporegiem wrote: »
haha, I thought you were joking, guess I should be a better mod keeping up with the reports
also, I think you could always report us, or at least since I have been a mod (so a little over a year) its just the spam and abuse flags that don't work on us.
Thats right it's the spam and abuse that don't work! @cee134 is it ironic if a mod that handles the reports, gets herself reported?0 -
Caporegiem wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »
haha, I thought you were joking, guess I should be a better mod keeping up with the reports
also, I think you could always report us, or at least since I have been a mod (so a little over a year) its just the spam and abuse flags that don't work on us.
Thats right it's the spam and abuse that don't work! @cee134 is it ironic if a mod that handles the reports, gets herself reported?
Don’t ask him, he wouldn’t know irony if Alanis Morissette updated the song to include it
https://youtu.be/6GVJpOmaDyU 1 -
Caporegiem wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »
haha, I thought you were joking, guess I should be a better mod keeping up with the reports
also, I think you could always report us, or at least since I have been a mod (so a little over a year) its just the spam and abuse flags that don't work on us.
Thats right it's the spam and abuse that don't work! @cee134 is it ironic if a mod that handles the reports, gets herself reported?
DON'T ASK ME!!! I KEEP TRYING TO SAY I DON'T KNOW WHAT IRONY IS!!!
Also yes I believe it is.1 -
caco_ethes wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »
haha, I thought you were joking, guess I should be a better mod keeping up with the reports
also, I think you could always report us, or at least since I have been a mod (so a little over a year) its just the spam and abuse flags that don't work on us.
Thats right it's the spam and abuse that don't work! @cee134 is it ironic if a mod that handles the reports, gets herself reported?
Don’t ask him, he wouldn’t know irony if Alanis Morissette updated the song to include ithttps://youtu.be/6GVJpOmaDyU
What kind of wizard *kitten* is this?!?0 -
caco_ethes wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »
haha, I thought you were joking, guess I should be a better mod keeping up with the reports
also, I think you could always report us, or at least since I have been a mod (so a little over a year) its just the spam and abuse flags that don't work on us.
Thats right it's the spam and abuse that don't work! @cee134 is it ironic if a mod that handles the reports, gets herself reported?
Don’t ask him, he wouldn’t know irony if Alanis Morissette updated the song to include ithttps://youtu.be/6GVJpOmaDyU
What kind of wizard *kitten* is this?!?
Apparently she’s been harassed by snooty grammar koonts for the past twenty years, so she updated the lyrics.
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caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »
haha, I thought you were joking, guess I should be a better mod keeping up with the reports
also, I think you could always report us, or at least since I have been a mod (so a little over a year) its just the spam and abuse flags that don't work on us.
Thats right it's the spam and abuse that don't work! @cee134 is it ironic if a mod that handles the reports, gets herself reported?
Don’t ask him, he wouldn’t know irony if Alanis Morissette updated the song to include ithttps://youtu.be/6GVJpOmaDyU
What kind of wizard *kitten* is this?!?
Apparently she’s been harassed by snooty grammar koonts for the past twenty years, so she updated the lyrics.
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itwentthere wrote: »
Great! When do I start?0 -
Ic...i'll pretend as long as you do0
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@caco_ethes Awesome post! Thanks for sharing it. Made me laugh this morning and will probably carry throughout the day!1
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IC: That most things right now just scare the crap out of me. Feelings, ideas, change, people, not knowing, knowing, etc.
I'm afraid I'll always be this way and that people will always take advantage of my strengths but mostly just my weaknesses.3 -
IC right now I am extra upset my speakers at work don't work. I need to know these new lyrics!1
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4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »IC right now I am extra upset my speakers at work don't work. I need to know these new lyrics!
What song ?0
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