True Confessions - Don't Judge

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  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    SurfyPantsResurfaced wrote: »
    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    SurfyPantsResurfaced wrote: »
    That was one tough decision to make and I haven't slept all night as a result.

    You got this sugar

    Dude. get me drunk!

    You got it, pick your poison by the time I get there i’ll have money buy you drinks
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    Clever_User_Name wrote: »
    hud54014 wrote: »
    Way back when I was a waitress, I would give decaff to rude customers that ordered regular coffee during breakfast.

    I don't know you, but I love you

    Thanks... I was not put on this earth to provide excellent customer service. I know that now.
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    hud54014 wrote: »
    Clever_User_Name wrote: »
    hud54014 wrote: »
    Way back when I was a waitress, I would give decaff to rude customers that ordered regular coffee during breakfast.

    I don't know you, but I love you

    Thanks... I was not put on this earth to provide excellent customer service. I know that now.

    It deffinately can be real good or real bad
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    hud54014 wrote: »
    Way back when I was a waitress, I would give decaff to rude customers that ordered regular coffee during breakfast.

    HAHAH I always did that, and sometimes would tell people that were were out of Hot Tea...because who orders hot tea at a bar?
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    hud54014 wrote: »
    Clever_User_Name wrote: »
    hud54014 wrote: »
    Way back when I was a waitress, I would give decaff to rude customers that ordered regular coffee during breakfast.

    I don't know you, but I love you

    Thanks... I was not put on this earth to provide excellent customer service. I know that now.

    It deffinately can be real good or real bad

    ooh yes.. I've got some stories. I'm sure you have some as well.
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    hud54014 wrote: »
    Way back when I was a waitress, I would give decaff to rude customers that ordered regular coffee during breakfast.

    HAHAH I always did that, and sometimes would tell people that were were out of Hot Tea...because who orders hot tea at a bar?

    I do, fight me.
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    hud54014 wrote: »
    Way back when I was a waitress, I would give decaff to rude customers that ordered regular coffee during breakfast.

    HAHAH I always did that, and sometimes would tell people that were were out of Hot Tea...because who orders hot tea at a bar?

    The effing hot tea! I hated when people ordered it. I didn't know you could order hot tea from a bar.
  • bhadbahabi
    bhadbahabi Posts: 575 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    bhadbahabi wrote: »
    Ic that two to three 5% alcohol beverages gets me drunk and I’ll have a pretty mean hangover the next day. Why am I such a lightweight and why can’t my body handle a little booze?

    You still have to drink water.

    This makes no sense to me. I’m drinking a beverage hence hydration.

    (This is a joke but it’s a secret so I hid it in parentheses)
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  • Beaster_Bunny
    Beaster_Bunny Posts: 501 Member
    I still find farts funny.
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    SurfyPantsResurfaced wrote: »
    I have lost my voice..just the odd squeak from time to time.


    @SurfyPantsResurfaced


    wait.

    you're a hottie.

    you surf.

    plus you can't speak ?


    ...... you just became every guys dream girl; you know that, right?

    Back off. Mine.
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  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    IC I ate real food today. So theres that.
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    IC I ate real food today. So theres that.

    What kind of real food?
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    81Katz wrote: »
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    IC I ate real food today. So theres that.

    What kind of real food?

    Blackened Chicken fettuccini alfredo...instead of soup :p
  • mandystar
    mandystar Posts: 271 Member
    Since losing some weight, I'm obsessed with taking pictures of my progress, then staring at them to make sure I look skinnier lmao
  • itwentthere
    itwentthere Posts: 404 Member
    mandystar wrote: »
    Since losing some weight, I'm obsessed with taking pictures of my progress, then staring at them to make sure I look skinnier lmao

    Progress pics you say...I’ll be checking my inbox for this progress
  • 2VORNT2V
    2VORNT2V Posts: 596 Member
    there needs to be a "in case you missed it" feature for the selfie thread so that I can quickly see all the new fire emoji.jpg selfies posted, but only one of each
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    edited June 2018
    2VORNT2V wrote: »
    there needs to be a "in case you missed it" feature for the selfie thread so that I can quickly see all the new fire emoji.jpg selfies posted, but only one of each

    I love this idea! A selfies only, go to the other thread to quote *kitten*. Pics are interesting, all the "you look great"s: get pretty redundant.
  • bootyrubsandtacos
    bootyrubsandtacos Posts: 775 Member
    mandystar wrote: »
    I check out women more than I check out men

    SAME

  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    IC I just spent about 24 minutes looking for a certain someone's pic in the Shirts Off thread...and I was not dissapointed
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    IC I just spent about 24 minutes looking for a certain someone's pic in the Shirts Off thread...and I was not dissapointed

    Dis me
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    IC I just spent about 24 minutes looking for a certain someone's pic in the Shirts Off thread...and I was not dissapointed

    ...did you not just search for their name within the thread? You could've found it within a minute

    you've done this before, haven't you?
  • skctilidie
    skctilidie Posts: 1,404 Member
    edited June 2018
    IC that I picked the small kid up from day camp 20 minutes ago and my ears and brain are already exhausted. I’m not sure he’s stopped talking long enough to breathe. Love him dearly, but I have not had enough sleep to want to listen/respond to monologues about pyramids, pharaohs, bees, praying mantis, what pandas eat, the best kind of cookies, or construction vehicles, let alone all of them at once. Can I turn around and take him back to them for the afternoon?
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    IC I just spent about 24 minutes looking for a certain someone's pic in the Shirts Off thread...and I was not dissapointed

    Dis me

    Of course it is Baba
    DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    IC I just spent about 24 minutes looking for a certain someone's pic in the Shirts Off thread...and I was not dissapointed

    ...did you not just search for their name within the thread? You could've found it within a minute

    Yes...but everytime I try this it just seems to jump to random pages. Never claimed to be good at stuff
  • Anger67
    Anger67 Posts: 129 Member
    when i was fighting with my girlfriend over the last 3 months, i put a profile up on two dating sites. they were bad fights, IMO, but that's just how she rolled. I removed them quickly out of guilt and fear of being caught because i truly had genuine interest in her. i don't have that interest, guilt, or fear anymore.
  • bufger
    bufger Posts: 763 Member
    I confess I'm a lazy person hiding in a busy looking exterior.
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    IC i wanna see it

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